The Blizzard Cat's Cosmology

[Shrodinger's Cat]

The very sketchy, unfinished and unrealized beggining of a novel. Just tell me if you are intrigued at all and if i should keep writing it or not. Danka Schoen.
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The Blizzard Cat's Cosmology​

(The Way We Werent, Are, And Will Be)​

by
High Grand Poobah Fredrik Willheim Junakov
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The Blizzard Cat, in the grand scheme of things, was it. It was what wasn't, and it is what will end. The Blizzard Cat was born when the Neon Hammer died. I am writing to you from within the confines of the Blizzard Cat, of course - for it is impossible to exist outside of it. The 'confines', however, are quite expansive - as you, dear reader, already know, as you share space with me within the Blizzard Cat. I oft wonder what existence was like within the Neon Hammer, or even the Midnight Raven or the Crystal Damp Dolphin. But when the Hammer fell, so did everything within it - every trace of it. Thus, the Blizzard Cat is left without any relic, black hole or remnant from its ancestor, the Neon Hammer - and it's ancestors - as far as we know.
To illustrate what I had previously mentioned, the Blizzard Cat - here, for all intents and purposes - it's absolutley gigantic. So big, in fact, thatthe Earth, one of the many microscopic physical planes of existance that supports billions of lifeforms, is so minuet that, as childish as it sounds, it would take ninty six hundred and fifty thousand million billion trillion Earth's to fill up the entire Blizzard Cat.

The Earth is ******* small. So when I refer to 'we', I don't mean just Earth-bound humans. That is horseshit - there are billions and billions of other lifeforms outside of Earth. Earth, which is a single particle of water within a boundless ocean. When I refer to 'we', I refer to the population of the entire Blizzard Cat. Which is to say, all living things within the entire existing universe.

As I had previously mentioned, the Blizzard Cat, here, contains no article, trace, relic, black hole or remain from previously existing universes - this became common knowledge amongst us once Danphi searched the place. Yes, the entire Blizzard Cat. But Danphi approached me not two days ago with a startling, and possibly universally life-altering discovery. Danphi, the only ******* lucky enough to survive the destruction and construction of three universes (how he did I haven't a ******* clue) - had discovered a microscopic scosh of the Neon Hammer, no bigger than a proton. This was a first for all of us, past present and future. You see, The Blizzard Cat was not the only universe not lucky enough to not contain a remnant from a previously existing universe (up until two days ago), but - according to Danphi's records, the previous three universes: the Neon Hammer, the Midnight Raven and the Crystal Damp Dolphin, had no trace of previously existing universes either. So as far as we know, 'far' being about sixty hundred thousand light years worth of knowledge, the Blizzard Cat is the first universe to contain relics from a falled universe.
Why is this so life-alterting and universally important? I don't know. But Danphi seemed to be all to excited about it, and considering that he has been around for the construction, life span and destruction of three universes (once again, I don't know how) - he is a pretty smart guy.

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[BookStop]

I had to read this twice since I hadn't a clue until the last couple paragraphs. Is it me? I'm still not real clear on what the point of this story is, even after reading it again. Dan is excited, so we get to learn what the big deal is? Maybe it tis me being thick, but maybe you could flesh this out a bit more to placate the MEs of the world. So I say, keep writing.

 

[mosaix]

I'd like you to keep writing, but not because I'm drawn in by the story, I just want to see if there's any sense to it.

 

[Alec Walter Conway]

This is defnitely great.

You actually managed to write something rather senseless in a way that it sounds like it does actually have a profound meaning.

NOT being sarcastic here, this is a very well written piece.

Cheers.

 

[Warhaven]

You know, it was a bit confusing at first, but by the end it made perfect sense and I rather enjoyed it. The style sort of reminds me of Douglas Adams. As such, I felt it could do without the harsh cursing.