Marleen
I love the Danny-Jack interaction
My favorite: One Small Step
Okay, what are we gonna do? -- Daniel
How should I know? -- Jack
Well we need to do something! -- Daniel
I agree with you. But I haven’t had the brilliant revelations you seem to have had. -- Jack
Well maybe you could try coming up with something a little bit better than inappropriate sarcasm. --Daniel
You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you. --Jack
What’s he smiling at? --Jack in response to alien grinning at them
He appears to be bothered by the tone you have taken towards each other, as am I. --Teal'c
Teal'c, better get back to the gate and get a message to General Hammond - let him know what’s going on here. --Jack
And the two of you will be fine?--Teal'c
Yeah, yeah. We’ll be okay. I’m gonna stick around here and work on this quarantine thing with plant-boy here. --Jack
We’re not doing nothing. -- Daniel
You’re videotaping a plant. -- Jack
Well I think this might be important. -- Daniel
Well I think you might be losing what’s left of your mind. -- Jack
What’s that supposed to mean? -- Daniel
It means that on a good day, you can be a little... flaky. -- Jack
And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending. -- Daniel
Not condescending, you’re obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference of opinion on how to handle a crisis. -- Jack
Oh please! We have a difference of opinion on just about everything! -- Daniel
Give me an example. -- Jack
I don’t know - pick something. How..how about..how about mythology? -- Daniel
Rumours, lies, fairytales... -- Jack
*Jumping up and down* You see! See! See! See! Mythology is one of the primary motivations for cultural development. -- Daniel
Maybe it is. What’s that got to do with filming a plant? -- Jack
Exactly! -- Daniel
What does that mean? -- Jack
I don’t know! -- Daniel
Other Jack-Daniel quotes
You sure you're up to this? -- Daniel
Why, you don't think I am? -- Jack
Well, it's it's just that I've never actually heard you referred to as a diplomat, I think um, antagonist was the word used. -- Daniel
That's interesting, I wonder if everyone's coming from some religious event. -- Daniel
Why does it always have to be a religious thing with you? Maybe they're coming from a swapmeet. -- Jack
What is she doing? -- Jack
ahh, she said something about having to time the calculations exactly right this time of year. -- Daniel
This time of year? What difference does it make? -- Jack
er, she said something about solar... er, well to be honest with you, I wasn't really paying attention. --Daniel
Really? -- Jack
I mean, have you ever tried to grind your own flour? -- Daniel
I'm trying to kick the flour thing. --Jack
I think they're a family.--Daniel
Of what? --Jack
Dare I ask about the men inside the compound? -- Jack
They were turned into eunichs. -- Daniel
Eunichs, as in snippety-do-dah? -- Jack
Whole boxes of material could be missing -- Jack
No, the pentagon said this was everything -- Daniel
Oh, please, the pentagon's lost entire countries. -- Jack
I am absolutely fine, there is nothing cruvus with me... What-- Jack
You just said there's nothing cruvus with you. -- Daniel
I did not -- Jack
Yes, you did. -- Daniel
No I didn't -- Jack
Yes, you did -- Daniel
didn't --Jack
did -- Daniel
didn't -- Jack
did -- Daniel
Cruvus, what is that? -- Jack
I don't know. -- Daniel
Ok, what the hell is going on with me?
What do you mean? -- Daniel
Well apparently I have lost the fallatus to speak properly! That wasn't a joke, I didn't do that on purpose. -- Jack
Don't you know what this could mean? -- Daniel
Actually, no -- Jack
How is it that you always come up with the worse case scenario? -- Daniel
I practice -- Jack
She, ah, she tried to seduce me -- Jack
Oh... you poor man -- Daniel
Actually it's called a eucretion (sp?) disk -- Jack
Well I guess it's easy to understand why the local population would be afraid of something like th what did you just say? -- Daniel
It's just an astronomical term -- Jack
Oh wait you just wanted one, didn't you *grin*
