Jaffa Jokes

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A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.

 

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Sean3w

hehe if you think about it, it's funny

 

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Sean3w

I mean a setesh guard was a guard of Seth, or Seti or whatever, and they were all out human

 

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Padders

i am embarrassed to say i still don't get it
oh well, proably need to watch more of the episodes.. sighs

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Carter

A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.

meaning.....
on the armour of
-The serpent gaurd
the eyes glow
-The Horus guard
the beak glistens
-The Setesh guard
the nose drips

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carter : )
i might be canadian but i have a point (sometimes)

 

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Sean3w

Thank you Carter. I couldn't have explained it better myself =-)

 

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Padders

padders chuckles

 

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Sean3w

Do you get it now?

 

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Sean3w

I just love those jokes Teal'c makes.
hehe.
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Martouf

Knock KNock?
(who's there)
The Nox

Pathetic? yes. Lame? yes. Can you believe that someone actually put it on their webpage?

 

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MythingLink

Was it you?
Cheers,


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Corzafa

isnt ironic that some of the lamest jokes seem to be amusing like:
three irishmen walk into a bar you would have thought one would of seen it.]

*hehehe*tell me if im boring yas to death

 

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Martouf

nah it wasn't my mything i saw it a long time ago in some crappy site

 

[imported_carter]

that noxs joke is sad that person should get a hummor transplant!

 

[skoon]

come on, in 8 seasons there MUST be more Jaffa jokes out there. Anyone think of any off the top of their heads?

 

[Dave]

In the show itself?

'Wormhole Xtreme' was full of jokes, and there are several 'McGuyver' references to fixing things temporarily,
and a few at the expense of 'Star Trek'.

Or did you mean made up jokes like the Nox one?