Hammer
Another part I forgot to add is the whole thing about the pie! That was SO funny. Oh, and at the beginning "One man's ceiling is another man's floor"
"A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell"
"Never run with scisssors?"
I've used that in a few speeches I've had to make...confuses the hell out of the audience, but you find out who the Stargate fans are, they're the ones laughing their heads off 'cause they know what it means!
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Hammer - DANIELite, JACKette, TEAL'Conian, KAWler, FERling and GM of the Stargate Command RPG
"Colonel O'Neill, what the HELL are you doing?!" "IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING??!" -- Hammond and O'Neill, Window Of Opportunity ¦ "I'm telling ya Teal'c, if we don't get out of this soon I'm going to lose it...lose it, it means crazy, nuts, bonzo, to lose control of one's faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal...WACKO!" -- O'Neill, Window Of Opportunity ¦ "What are you smiling at?" "Nothin'" -- Carter and O'Neill, Window Of Opportunity