The Nova Subterfuge

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Jayaprakash Satyamurthy

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A William Burroughs-influenced twist-in-reality sort of thing Ihave been working in. Here is the first installment, tell me what you think. The whole thing is pretty tongue in cheek so feel free to take it very lightly. :)

The Nova Subterfuge 1: The excitement of it all



The Nova Heat gather. The Venusian Situation.

‘They’re everywhere I tell you everywhere’ a young rookie cries. His head bursts into flames. Gorillas rush in with fire extinguishers and put him out. The charred remains are deposited in an ashtray in the centre of the table. Belatedly, a smoke alarm goes off and sprinklers drench everybody. The gorillas climb up to a ledge where they crouch, giggling.



‘Perhaps we can get on with this now’ says Inspector Lee extinguishing his cigar in the ashtray. Ashes and ashes mingle. His PA, an agile young transvestite contortionist, reaches for the schedule with his prehensile feet and passes it to the Inspector.



‘Thank you. I see that the first point here is a General Prayer. Perhaps you could handle that?’ General Scam of the US Army gets up from his chair and kneels at the table. As he recites the Lord’s Prayer, a gorilla breaks wind resoundingly, triggering the smoke alarm and sprinklers once more.



The room is now ankle deep in grimy water. Stagger Lee, the Inspector’s namesake and protégé, stands up and walks out, disgusted. He comes to an elevator. It’s going up. He takes it to the top and steps out into the terrace. It is a clear starry dusk and he gazes at the Evening Star.



A middle-aged Venusian Boy Girl running to fat approaches him. He whips out his Plutonium Alloyed Hypernetic Pistol and fells the Venusian. Blowing smoke from the barrel he mumbles to himself, ‘that was a close one.’ Putting the weapon back in its holster he goes to the edge of the terrace and stands there, looking down.



A herd of cattle is crossing the road. A car stops for them. The herd crosses the road and the car drives on.



A herd of cattle is crossing the road. A car stops for them. A huge buffalo comes to a halt in the centre of the road, lifts its tail and defecates on the car’s bonnet.



A herd of cattle is crossing the road. A car collides with them, knocking down a huge buffalo, and speeds away.



‘They’ve started with the Time Flickers again!’ announces Stagger Lee bursting back into the room where the others are gathered. General consternation and chaos. General Scam passes out with the excitement of it all.
 
It's interesting. Why is it in present tense though?
 
Why is it in present tense though?

Why not? :p Seriously though, because I feel writing in present tense can give a certain urgency to a tale. Also the fact that we are not used to reading like that creates a sort of friction that I was aiming for.

@Aeolius14Umbra: I cold tell you but I'd have to kill you. :cool:
 
I want whatever you're taking :D

About present tense: I think it's good to move about and experiment. Sometimes the effect of just moving everything into a different tense can be quite dramatic.

The story itself - yeah! Plenty imagery and humour - slightly repetitive (mainly the car parts) but, on the whole, I liked it.

One question: For some reason, it felt almost like a poem- maybe it was a poem! Just wondering if you ever thought about writing it in that form (or howzabout some SciFi Haiku :D )
 
I used to write only poetry for a very long time, and I try to use use a lot of what I learned from that phase in my prose.


Glad you all enjoyed it, maybe I'll put up a further installment a week from now. :)
 
Hmm, are there a lot of "novels" that are in present tense? I've only seen it used in online rpgs that I've been in.
 
It's not the commonest way to write, but I have come across it outside gamebooks. A few examples I can think of offhand are LE Modessit Jr.'s The Magic Engineer, several Ken MacLeod novels which have at least one thread of the story in present tense and I think there's quite a bit of it in William Gibson's novels, too. Lots of it in William Burroughs too, of course.
 
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