Favourite Jack's quotes from season 1

[Vera]

If you coul'd choose only three Jack's quotes from season 1 which ones would it be?

Here're mine:

"I thought about it. But than I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it." (COTG)

"If you don't make it...can I have your stereo?" (The Enemy Within)

"No Sir!? Does it say Colonel anywhere on my uniform?" (The First Commandment)

 

[skydiver]

i'll rephrase it. GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!! (cold lazarus)

and you were there and you and your little dog(or something like that) politics

i see things are going JUST like we planned (1st commandment)

 

[val]

it's my side arm, i swear (solitudes)

Oh, please. The Pentagon's lost entire countries. (THE TORMENT OF TANTALUS)

You watch our lovely backsides, remember? (broca divide)

Permission to barge in, Sir? (the enemy within)

 

[Arcane]

"You should get that window fixed." (referring to the window of Gen. Hammond's car, which Jack destroyed with a hockey stick) -- from Fire and Water

"Nothing piques my interest more than repeated failure." -- from Torment of Tantalus

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Colonel speaking." -- from Tin Man

 

[carkedit]

Here goes..

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Colonel speaking. Welcome to P 3 X Niner 8 Niner, where it's a balmy...room temperature

Tin man

LOL I have this blasting outta my comp when it starts up

Carkedit :dead:

 

[carkedit]

Ok..number two....


Do we really think anyone's going to believe that woman if she goes around blabbing about a 'Stargate?' I mean, I have a hard time believing that woman down on 73rd who walks around talking about these little devil people who live in her hair. Even though she could use a little conditioner.


Hathor

Carkedit :dead:

 

[carkedit]

Ok Last one....

I always get a happy tingly feeling when I see those guys.

Oh great. More snake heads

Within The Serpents Grasp

OK, so its was two from the same epi

I love all the quotes you guys came up with too...boy, I could come up with quotes from each epi...lol

Carkedit :dead:

 

[imported_Sandman]

Why 'they could be blowing their noses right now'. (Or something like that) To Meybourne in reference to the Kleenex box he sent to Daniel, from COTG.

 

[ColONeil]

lol, all the good Jack quotes are taken.

 

[KingKnitz]

Either "Get me outta here, no, I'll put it politely - GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" from 'Cold Lazarus' or the bit where real Jack and Android Jack both say "Oh for cryin' out loud" at exactly the same time in 'Tin Man'

 

[Vera]

Yep, I love that double "Oh for cryin' out loud" too.

 

[KingKnitz]

Actually I tell a lie, my fave season 1 Jack quote (in fact one of my all time favorite SG-1 quotes) has got to be the one at the end of the Serpent's Grasp conclusion (technically S2 but indulge me!):

Teal'c (or Bra'tac?): "It is a good day to die my friend"
O'Neill: "Or................not?"

I've used the "or....not?" line so often in all sorts of contexts and now even my friends who don't watch SG-1 are using it!!

 

[imported_space monkey]

Umm

I like all your Jack quotes eveyone. Personally I think he gets the best lines in Season 2 but I've only seen up to 3.08 so I can't really comment. Anyway let's see more I better there are loads more out there...

 

[shiloh]

A few more:

"Is mental illness contagious?" - Hathor
"Well the lights are on, but there's nooobody home" - Tin Man

"Ok, we're gods. Now what" -COTG

 

[Lonewolf89]

Originally posted by KingKnitz
Actually I tell a lie, my fave season 1 Jack quote (in fact one of my all time favorite SG-1 quotes) has got to be the one at the end of the Serpent's Grasp conclusion (technically S2 but indulge me!):

Teal'c (or Bra'tac?): "It is a good day to die my friend"
O'Neill: "Or................not?"

I've used the "or....not?" line so often in all sorts of contexts and now even my friends who don't watch SG-1 are using it!!

I love that quote!!

 

[Indiana]

I have to say that my fave one is in hathor when Sam lifts up Jacks shirt and looks at it to see that the slit os gone. Sam says, "wow, amazing" and Jack replies with a nod and says, "Crunches"

 

[Hatshepsut]

In no particular order... well O.K., chronological order
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Daniel: I think they're a family.

O'Neill: Of what?

[The Nox]
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Daniel: Hathor?

Hathor: Yes.

O'Neill: Have you heard of her?

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety,
and music.

O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?

[Hathor]
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Daniel: ...what did you just say?

O'Neill: It's just an astronomical term.

Carter: You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you?

O'Neill: Well, Not initially.

[Singularity]
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Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
--

 

[sarah2040]

i absolutely love the scene between Teal'C and Jack in The Broca Divide!

Jack: Lucy I'm home
Teal'C: I am not.....Lucy

Classic Teal'C response!