Favourite Jack's quotes from season 2

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Choose only three favourite Jack's quotes from season 2.

I like these:

"Oh, I'm not going to strike you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you." (Bane)

"Alright, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one...piece." (Touchstone)

"I can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem." (Serpent's Song)
 
well that's a bad plan (serpents lair)

teal'c look scary and take point (prisoners)

do you or do you not have a little reptilian activity in your head?(ok, close to that to garshaw in tok'ra)
 
I thought it looked bald, white and naked(one false step)

Daniel, how long you figure we ought to hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads? (fifth race)

I don't know who's giving you orders, Maybourne, but they had better come from where the air is real thin. (touchstone)

Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs! (bane)

the man who would be king (need)
 
agree with Vera on "Oh, I'm not going to strike you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you." (Bane)

also like "Space monkey" Within the Seprepnet's Grasp.
 
well...

i was going to post my quotes when i saw the title, but i like vera's

oh, and the space monkey one!!
 
Ok here goes then........I've picked only three...

Then I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound.... Nothing comes to mind. Let's do it.

The Serpents Lair


'Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.'
'My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.'

1969....by my figuring this counts as one...coz it was in the same conversation...

Ya think?

several times throughout Secrets....and prob several other epis as well!! LOL

Carkedit :dead:

*who had a hard time restricting herself to 3 choices....*
 
FOUR!!?!!?!!!


"Carter, if someone comes in here, you... bite him in the hand......." (serpent's lair)

"Teal'c, look scary and take point......" (prisoners)

"Back through the gate to show them what their planet looks like... in our memories... before the virtual reality... leave me alone....." (game keeper--- to danny)

"Surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it? " (need --- 2 danny)

"You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive...." (thor's chariot)

"Ah, that takes me back......" (message in a bottle --- referring to 'when neanderthals roamed the earth')

"It's "O'Neill", with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neill with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all....." (secrets --- to journalist)

"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man......" (bane --- referring to maybourne)

"Carter, there are bugs on that planet. Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs!" (bane)

"Where's that yellow brick road when you need it, eh, Dorothy? " (tokra --- 2 sam, of course)

"Okay, son. But I want you to have her back by 11:00, you understand? " (tokra --- to martouf --- referring to sam)

"Just as I would be......" (secrets --- to carter --- 'be diplomatic')

"We came here in peace, and we intend to go in one. Piece......." (touchstone)

"Let's just put out an A.P.B. for a huge, honkin', two-story metal ring with 39 little pictures all nicely engraved on it......" (touchstone)

"I don't know, Sir. You know me and computers......." (fifth race--- reprogramming computer)

"Shave my head?!?! Eeezh......" (holiday --- to teal'c)

"Rumors, lies, fairy tales....." (one false step --- to danny --- referring to mythology)

"Try Roswell. Little place in New Mexico....." (out of mind --- to hathor --- 'where to contact the asgard')


Let's just say i can't count......
 
wow

u guys really know ur stargte!11
my favourite one of alltime that he repeats numerous times is
"fro crying out loud"
that gets me verytime

lster
iffat
ps im off now ill be back in august
:alienooh:
 
thanx, i watch an episode most days to keep up with the scripts.

one good way to learn cool lines is to visit RDA's site!!!!!

there is a biography, but if u go in2 the stargate bit, on MISSION DATABASE there is a list of memorable remarks!!!

it's v. good!

:alienooh:
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

i am going to france in less than an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WWWAAAHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:alienooh:
sorry!
 
All the above are ace but I can't BELIEVE you didn't get this one!

(To Daniel) "You want sarcastic? I'll give you sarcastic.... nice to meet you!" from 'One False Step'

Also when the kid from 'Show and Tell' goes "Oh for crying out loud" and Jack kinda raises and eyebrow.
 
I can't count either!

I can't count either!!!! Anyway here are some of my faves... besides the ones mentioned above!!

Frank Cromwell: I feel like I put on a hundred pounds
Jack O'Neill: I wasn't gonna say anything

in "A matter of time"

Jack: You're videotaping a plant
Daniel: Well I think this might be important
Jack: Well I think you might be losing what's left of your mind
Daniel: What's that supposed to mean?
Jack: It means that on a good day you can be a little flaky
Daniel: And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending
Jack: Not condescending. You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference of opinion on how to handle a crisis
Daniel: Oh please. We have a difference of opinion on just about everything
Jack: Give me an example
Daniel: I don't know, pick something! How about mythology?
Jack: Rumours, lies, fairy tales

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in "One false step" Also from this ep...

Jack: Listen, I, um...
Daniel: No, no, I, um, sorry, you were saying...
Jack: It's just that, ah, well...you know...
Daniel: I know. I know. I know. You know that I...
Jack: I know. It's obvious that there's... there's something wrong with us. Physically
Frasier: Well, there's nothing wrong with you
Daniel: What?
Frasier: Well, I've run every test I could short of exploratory brain surgey and you are both in perfect health
Jack: Huh

That bit is great!

Jack: Oh, one small step, one giant leap, that kinda thing

and

Teal'c: Undomesticated equistrains could not take me away
Jack: Wild horses, Teal'c, huh you made a joke

in "Message in a bottle" (I think that's how it goes)

and one more...

Jack: I am absolutely *fine*. There is nothing cruvus with me. What?
Daniel: You just said there's nothing cruvus with you
Jack: I did not
Daniel: Yes, you did
Jack: No I didn't
Daniel: Yes, you did
Jack: Didn't
Daniel: Did
Jack: Didn't
Daniel: Did
Jack: Cruvus? What is that?
Daniel: I don't know

in "The Fifth Race"

Well, I hope you liked that. These are definitely my favourite quotes from Stargate, especially since I've only seen up to episode 3.08!
Oh well! These made me giggle! Especially since Daniel gets to share these memeorable interactions with the great man himself.
Thank you so much to the writers for all Jack and Daniel's language and sarcasm!

:rolly2: :D :cool: :D :rolly2:
 
Most of the good ones are gone, but here's a few

"We had a nice time, Sir. Carter picked up some naquadah, Teal'c made some new friends as
usual, Daniel got engaged, and um... I'm gonna hit the showers."

who can forget:

"Way to go Junior!" Message in a bottle

Family: "Jack of the Windy City"
 
You're right. All of the good ones are taken. I just want to say that I am sitting here at work bored to tears and reading this post made my day. I laughed my a** off (quietl of course sincee I am at work)!
 
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