Favourite Teal'c's quotes from season 2

[Vera]

And now three Teal'c quotes.

Here're mine:

"Maybe not." (Prisoners)

"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." (Touchstone)

"The war with Canada?" (1969)

 

[skydiver]

peanuts and caramel (bane)

when you look at her, do not see your friend(or something like that) in the line of duty

 

[Texane]

Yes! Dismembering Maybourne will be my alltime favorite quote!!!

 

[Vera]

Yeah, I love that one too.

 

[imported_space monkey]

One more

Teal'c: "Undomesticated equistrians could not take me away, O'Neill"
Jack: "It's wild horses, Teal'c...hey you just made a joke"

Or something like that...
anyway its really funny when you see it for the first time!

 

[Texane]

and, of course

there is always:

"This is not a wise idea!" (immediately before Jack throws him out of the plane with a parachute)

Can you imagine how bizarre skydiving must seem to a Jaffa?

 

[imported_space monkey]

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What episode is that from? I don't remember 'planes in season 2 at all...actually I dont remember 'planes in any season yet - but I've only seen up as far as Rules of Engagement!

 

[Texane]

Uh, oh . . . This might be from Season 3 . . . the epy with Marina Sirtis. Sorry.

 

[shiloh]

Actually Watergate is season four --- but who cares, it's a great quote.

One of my all time favorites:


Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up (Thor's Chariot)

another:

Daniel: Guess we shouldn't have loaded it.
Teal'c: How else will she defend herself? (soaks Daniel) (Bane)

Is this another one of your strange jokes, O'Neill? - (Tok'ra pt 2)

 

[HeyLynny]

Re: and, of course

Originally posted by Texane
there is always:

"This is not a wise idea!" (immediately before Jack throws him out of the plane with a parachute)

Can you imagine how bizarre skydiving must seem to a Jaffa?

Texane, I think this is actually season 1. I just bought on e-bay season 1 and this ep is on it. It was really funny Teal'c's reaction to jumping out of a plane.

I also love when Teal'c attempts a joke and somehow messes it up (making the joke funnier of course). The wild horses one and the dismember one are great! And his facial expression makes it even funnier!