Safeguard measures........

[coffeecup]

I often wonder(yeah, I know.........sometime I surprise my self too)
do the SGC have a "safe guard measure" in case the T-bear goes BERSERK? I mean, we know he's is stronger than anyone on the base.

 

[SGPflughaupt]

yes....I think its called a gun

 

[skydiver]

lol
SGPflughaupt
think you just gave coffee nightmares though

 

[coffeecup]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SGPFLUGHAUPT, I meant to say,if they are not armed,which sometime they aren't always.When they are in briefings,its just the 5 of them in the room.

 

[SGPflughaupt]

They just talk real politely to him.....until they can get a gun...

seriously, I dont think they worry to much about that....paranoia about what the System Lords will do next probably takes up most of their thoughts rather than worrying about the nearest location for a firehose to use against Teal'c just in case.

 

[skydiver]

maybe jack keeps a zat in his pants....just in case <real big evil grin>

 

[coffeecup]

this is why i love this forum, you guys are just as insane as i am

 

[skydiver]

what??? i'm insane...i thought i was in kansas

 

[gategeek]

maybe jack keeps a zat in his pants....just in case

girl- don't you start about what jack keeps in his pants...

 

[skydiver]

i could tell ya...course them i'd have to shoot ya
it's classified

 

[Corzafa]

Re: maybe jack keeps a zat in his pants....just in case

Originally posted by gategeek
girl- don't you start about what jack keeps in his pants...

ok i dont think we want to get onto this topic. It is a g-rated forum here.

 

[gategeek]

corza- get your mind out of the gutter. of COURSE this is a G rated forum.

 

[skydiver]

we're keeping it g-rated. it only gets to be pg or r when we start to go into detail about the items involved

but yeah you're right...slipped into jack drool mode...guess i need to go watch some old eps and get stocked back up on good mental images

 

[coffeecup]

thank you skydiver, everytime i see a "zat gun", i will be thinking of jack...........

 

[skydiver]

welllll have you ever REALLY looked at a zat gun?
i mean look at it...really look

and it's fully functional too

 

[coffeecup]

skydiver, quit it!!!!!!!!, you are putting images in my head( I like it, I like it) "fully functional" hehehehehehe

 

[skydiver]

and ready at a moment's notice. just push the little button and it pops right up into the standby position.

 

[Geronimo]

Originally posted by coffeecup
I often wonder(yeah, I know.........sometime I surprise my self too)
do the SGC have a "safe guard measure" in case the T-bear goes BERSERK? I mean, we know he's is stronger than anyone on the base.

i think a double-barreled shotgun would remove this risk by 100 %

i think they would have a gun with an narcotic product which turns him unconsciously for a few hours ...

 

[coffeecup]

skydiverQUIT IT!!!!!!!! "pop up in a standby position"........hahahahahahahahahaha
I agree with Geronimo........I just hope they can get to it in time

 

[skydiver]

too true. i'd hate for them to have to blow away a piece of eye candy just cause they can't get to a tranq gun fast enough.

(you'll notice i'm behaving myself here)