An SG Night Before Christmas....

[dkraft]

Tis the night before Christmas, and all 'round the world,
'Gate gazers are dreaming of SG teams and Goa'uld.
With Hammond as Santa, and some Jack O'Neill elves,
we'll plan out an episode just for ourselves.
There'll be dark chocolate Teal'cs, and bright, smiling Sams,
and Daniels all dapper will bring our Christmas hams.
Doc Frasier will carve 'em with great care and finesse,
to Cassie she'll serve the piece that is best.
Perhaps Siler and Davis, and our fave Chevron guy
will sing us some carols, if they're not too shy.
The Nox will be there, and Thor and his grog,
and Jacob will serve us some rum and egg-nog.
We'll toast once or twice, then once or thrice more.
We'll toast to a day without hatred and war.
We'll toast to old friends, and the new ones we've found
through lists and conventions all the world 'round.
We'll toast to our memories. We'll toast to our dreams.
We'll toast to the magic within our TV screens.
We'll laugh and be merry all the night long;
then stumble to bed before the first rays of dawn,
so Hammond and Jack, and Donner and Blitzen
can fill all our stockings with SG themed visions.
From a distance we'll hear, as they soar out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good night!"

 

[peachy]

hi there dkraft

that was really nice.
i feel a little more xmasey
now..peachy

 

[MythingLink]

Fantastic! Thanks for sharing that.

Cheers,

 

[coffeecup]

dkraft, I am having vision of "DARK CHOCOLATE TEALC oh my goodness!.......would I like to unwrap him for Christmas( must save some for jsc,............yeah...........RIGHT!

 

[jsc]

Dkraft,

Thank you that is great! Loved the Dark chocolate Teal'c's but actually he is more milk chocolate...we'll give coffeecup the dark chocolate and I will take milk chocolate version (coffeecup just don't say the darker the berry...)! Isn't that nice one for each of us yummy!

The image of several Jack O'Neill elves cracked me up!

Loved your version! Thank you!

 

[DCBastien]

Great, just great. Little tinkly boots and all....

 

[Sci-Fi16]

Great! - How festive. I only just get over the hilariously brilliant song filks, and come along here and find THIS! Very nice, very funny, run out of adjectives. Question, is there ever any sign of it being Christmas at the SGC in the programme?
I doubt it, somewhat, but no harm in asking.

 

[Jay Jay]

Loved it. Brought a smile or 2 to my face, among other things!

J

 

[jsc]

Welcome Jay Jay!

Hi Jay Jay,

Welcome to our crazy section of the world. It looks as if you are getting around ok. I liked you post in the Daniel fora. You must be using the pull down menu. At the top of the page is the Sections you can pop into if you want to walk through our portal into another universe. We have Farscape, Buffy , the new one, Lexx, and Films in the Science Fiction view and Books in three different genres (Sci Fi, Fantasy and Horror)!

If you don't find a thread that you need please feel free to make one and someone should answer it! We love to chat,and some of us like fan fic to that is posted also. We had some going one in Chit Chat and one in Fan Fic both of them round robins. Feel free to add on!

If you need answers just find a place to post or you can e-mail one of the moderators or administrators. Browse, read and post away but most of all enjoy!

 

[Jay Jay]

Thanks jsc, quite nervous about this to start off, but getting the hang of it now.

 

[jsc]

HI! Jay Jay,

The first few posts are the hardest! Things get easier as you discover that we really are friendly around here and don't flame for accidents and "dumb" questions. There really are no dumb questions on dumb people who never ask questions! So don't worry, it takes a while to get to know the people and situations... we don't bite, too hard. Just have fun read, browse and post and get that first alien...If you want real insanity go to the post that says alien in Chit Chat... we are all crazy there!And it is hilarious about the names and the three legged diapers, LOLLOL!

 

[Status]

Very good, dkraft! I have my own version of this that I posted on ASciFi but still trying to find it.

 

[Brian G Turner]

If it's posted in the SG boards it shouldn't be far away - if it was posted in a more general discussion board, it's probably buried somewhere deep. See if the Search function is of any help?

 

[Status]

Thank you, Brian, I found it. Will it get moved to the Lounge too? *calculates more reductions* ROFL...

Actually I found all the threads I stared, most of which are in the Lounge!

http://www.chronicles-network.com/forum/30740-a-stargatea-s-night-before-christmas.html

Although some of the words are messed up and no way to edit it. Probably something to do with the merger but I can live with that, it's mostly in tact!

 

[Brian G Turner]

Mostly the edit button only stays up for about 20 mins after posting, simply to keep threads coherent.

Seriously, I've seen people on other forums go back and edit posts derail threads, or even replace all their messages with personal attack slogans after a row. Odd stuff, and best not given any chance of occuring here.