you animal!!!

[skydiver]

ok, another of thee spoilers says that goa'uld can infect animals, which is sort of a duh to me cause, well humans are animals. though i think being blended with a cat or something that can't communicate could be sorta maddening...anyway, let's say they come across a goa'ulded animal...what could it be?
cat, dog, gold fish(really big one)mad cow???? i dunno, what would be a good-bad goaulded critter?

 

[peachy]

now you've got me thinking,not always a good thing in my
case. what about a bear, or a gorilla, just for there strenght alone. sharks for there meanness. ducks just to
give us a laugh...peachy

 

[padders]

a large gold fish. Now that would be funny.

 

[SGPflughaupt]

Oy....are we back to cats and their glowing eyes?

I can see a Goa'ulded Dog now......"No...I will not fetch the stick...you will...or feel the wraith of my 'paw device'" "And by the way, scratch my tummy,mortal"

 

[skydiver]

lol
sometimes i swear my cat has been goaulded...especially when the witch decides i shouldn't be writing and plops her ample tush down right in the middle of my story...or maybe she's still ticked that i got her spayed????

 

[Cat]

yeah, I know the feeling.

Like the automatic response to drop whatever I'm doing and let the cat in when he scratches at the door to come in or go out or come in again or go out AGAIN.....

Sometimes, I feel like I'm in the grip of some sort of mind control.

"If I blink at you, human, you will bend down, give me a scratch behind the ears, talk gibberish, stroke me and give me food"

Hey, but I CHOOSE to do that!








Don't I?

 

[Dave]

Are Goa'uld intelligent when they are outside a host?
Do they take their intelligence from the host ie. A Goa'uld cat or a bear would be a bit thick.
Or do they add to the host's intelligence with their own?
Wouldn't the size of the host's brain and it's structure be important?

We've seen them jump out of lakes and attack people- that implies some intelligence I think.

 

[coffeecup]

ya know sky, this morning i was feeding the gold fish,
and i swear.........(sometime)........... its beady little eyes was glowing!!!!!!, but then, i forgot to feed the darn thing for 4 days, so it could have just been pi$$-off.........

 

[skydiver]

if i'm remembering right a goa;uld has a genetic memory so it is spawned with the knowledge of all those that came before it...theoretically that means the snake already knows who and what it is and what it wants to do.
if a goa'uld jumps into a cow for instance it would still have its intelligence but would be limited by the physical limitations of its host. cows don't have vocal cords si it shouldn't be able to start talking.
to me it would have to pick a fairly intelligent host if it's going to be for a long period of time...or maybe it can just hide in a cow for a while until it can find a suitable host.
now wouldn't that be a way to punish a goa'uld...stick it into a really dumb animal, again a cow comes to mind, and let it live there for a while. it'd be trapped in a host body.

 

[SGPflughaupt]

Must make for interesting therapy afterwards....

"I'm a Goa'uld stuck in the body of a cow...moooo...milk me mortal or feel the wraith of my 'hoof device'.

 

[SGPflughaupt]

But hey wouldn't a Goa'uld do alright in a cows body if it was placed in a Hindu society, no Ego problems there....I think

 

[skydiver]

Originally posted by SGPflughaupt
Must make for interesting therapy afterwards....

"I'm a Goa'uld stuck in the body of a cow...moooo...milk me mortal or feel the wraith of my 'hoof device'.

lol

would lend new meaning to telling a goauld they're full of...stuff.

 

[Mishkaz]

Hmmm Goa'uldFish. Where can I get me one of those?

Guess a Goa'uld snake would be kinda pointless.

How about a Goa'uld mosquito, those damn things annoy the hell outta me and always seem to be trying to bite my neck. Co-incidence? I think not.

 

[Serena]

V. scary, I get bitten by mosquitoes all the time! Eek!
Hey, goa'uld can make their hosts live longer, right?
I've been wonderin' why that viscious little hamster of mine has been alive for eight years and still manages to braek out of his cage all the time. He must have his 'ickle "paw device" hidden somewhere....

 

[Mishkaz]

Everyone knows that Unas were the "First Ones", but 'tis a little known fact that Hamsters were the "Second Ones". That's why they like those running wheels in their cages, they think it's a Stargate. They only have very tiny brains though, so haven't got enuff room to store all that Goa'uld genetic memory. They've forgotten a lot of the stuff they need to know to take over the world properly. That's why they have water bottles outside their cages now instead of water dishes inside, they kept thinking it was a wormhole event-horizon and would jump into it.
If you put your ear to the cage at night and listen real carefully you can hear, amidst the rustle of shavings, a little tiny voice saying "Kree!".
Anyhow, that's why the idea of rodent hosts was rapidly abandoned by the system lords, that and fact that when they bellowed "kneel before your God", the response was usually "aw, ain't he cute! Can I pick him up?". Kinda lacked the impact they were after.

 

[Mishkaz]

?

 

[skydiver]

LOL

of course a little known fact that also contributed to the downfall of the Hamster Dynasty is that one of the little ones got itself into a cat...he ate the others...(and boy did they die-nasty)

 

[Serena]

LOL
Hey, Mishkaz, luv ya 'ickle hamster pic. It's really freaky, but my hamster looks just like that! OK, I'm scared of it now..... U never know, when my hamster dies, the goa'uld in it could even go into me........

 

[Anni]

Of course any Goa'uld who decided to jump into a cow here in the UK right now, would be making a very bad move.......

But, wait! A thought has just occurred to me.....could it be that we AREN'T having an epidemic of foot & mouth disease? Could it be that the British veterinary authorities have discovered a vile plot by the System Lords to take over the universe by inhabiting cows in the UK, and the only way to get rid of them is by shooting and burning?

 

[Vera]

LOL!