Your Favourite Sam Quotes

[Vera]

Here’re my favourite Sam quotes from season 4

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SMALL VICTORIES

Carter: "That's an impressive looking ship."
Thor: "The 'O'Neill' was supposed to be our last great hope."
Carter: "The 'O'Neill'?"

Carter: "I'm sorry. Maybe it's a really stupid idea ... but isn't that why I'm here?"

Carter: "Yes! (she hugs Thor). Ooh! Sorry, I didn't hurt you, did I?"
Thor: "I am fine."

Carter: "Well, if you ever need any more dumb ideas, you know where to find me."


UPGRADES

Carter: "Me too and french fries with mine. Oh and a diet soda ... I like the taste better."


CROSSROADS

Anise: "It is an equal pleasure to see you, Colonel O'Neill. (to Carter) Your father asks that I shake your hand and give Colonel O'Neill a big kiss from him."
Carter: "That may have been the other way around."


WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY

Carter: "Well, Sir, when was the last time Colonel O'Neill used terms like "subspace field" and "geomagnetic storm"?"
Hammond: "Good point."
Carter: "And he actually used them correctly. For the most part!"


WATERGATE

Markov (about O'Neill): "Is he always like this?"
Carter: "Actually this is quite charming!"


BENEATH THE SURFACE

Carter: "So... Colonel."
O'Neill: "Major."
Carter: "That bald man you were trying to remember?"
O'Neill: "General Hammond."
Carter: "Right."
O'Neill: "He's from Texas you know. It's all coming back."
Carter: "Yes, Sir."
O'Neill: "Sir..."


POINT OF NO RETURN

Daniel: "There's no one here."
Carter: "Except for the guys with guns!"

Alien: "So you're telling me, this man is an ordinary technical sergeant?"
Daniel: "I wouldn't say ordinary."
Carter: "He's very good at what he does."
Alien: "What's his area of expertise?"
Carter: "Speechwriter."


CHAIN REACTION

Carter (to Hammond): "We'll miss you, Sir!"


2010

Carter: "Just don't ask for a photo."

 

[gategeek]

thanks vera you have an awesome memory!

 

[skydiver]

sam doesn't get many of the good lines...which is just too darnded bad
some of my faves:

i haven't been to church in a while-bloodlines

i don't think so - to hathor

i hate to break it to you teal'c...but you are male - hathor

maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you have taken just one day off!- foothold

ya sure ya betcha - small vics

 

[shiloh]

From Children of the Gods:

Carter: "Don't worry, I played with dolls as a little girl".

Kawalsky: "G.I. Joe"

Carter: Major Matt Mason

 

[spookypumpkin]

you missed the best one...

My fave; children of the gods.
Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.

 

[spookypumpkin]

Originally posted by skydiver

maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you have taken just one day off!- foothold

my fave from S4

 

[Vera]

Ehm... S3.

 

[skydiver]

i love her double jeop one to the two jacks...'as much as i'd like to see how this turns out, we do have a job to do.'\

or (blowing her bangs) i've never blown up a star before'

now that's something for your resume...star destroyer!

totally priceless...you know the writers really need to share the good lines...sarcastic sam is my fav.

 

[tatter]

i think they should definately make sam's charcter have more smart ass remarks. it would be fun to watch the others reactions to her lightening up. i read an interview of at's that she would like to have her character do that

 

[skydiver]

oh definitely....i ADORE sarcastic sam...

i've heard that they even prefer at to not laugh as much at jack as she would cause sam wouldn't...

that's my fantasy eps for season 5...sarcastic sam all the way!!!!

 

[spookypumpkin]

Originally posted by Vera
Ehm... S3.

sorry

 

[Maria8475]

yep sarcastic Sam is fun.....like some of these!

It took us 15 years and 3 super-computers to MacGyver a system for the gate on earth

I was going to do my living room like this...but it didn't go with my other stuff.

Yep. Well, Mama said there'd be days like this.

Holy Hannah!

Why do I feel like I'm in a women behind bars movie?


Maria :star:

 

[cookie_jar]

You forgot one of the best. From Small Victories.

Sam: We kicked their asses.

I love that one.

 

[spookypumpkin]

don't forget what sam does in window of opportunity....
lol

 

[Satens Daughter]

hehehehe sammie funny hehehehe




(Sorry i appear to be in one of my silly moods!) :evil:

 

[spookypumpkin]

SILLY MOOD?

i seem to be unfamilliar with that term...

LOL LOL --*hic* LOL!!!!:rolly2: :rolly2: :clown: :clown: :blah: :twirl: :twirl:

 

[Mishkaz]

hehe
I agree with y'all, I love to see Sam (and the others for that matter) get a few more of the witty lines that abound on the show. I seem to recall that Amanda Tapping was/is part of a comedy troupe so we know she likes to have a giggle, I would love it for her character to show more humour.
Let's hop season 5 has more smart@$$ remarks aplenty.

 

[imported_Sandman]

Ugh, I think I just backspaced my way out of the thread

anyhow, i was going to agree before my computer thwarted my plans. A smart a$$ Sam is lots of fun. I mean, Jack's funny, alright sometimes downright hilarious, but the others need to get a few in, too.

 

[spookypumpkin]

i agree 2...

smart @$$ Jack is very funny,

but those scriptwriters gotta listen; smart @$$ Sam is funny 2!

:alienooh:

 

[tatter]

Quote:
don't forget what sam does in window of opportunity



what????