Your Favourite Hammond Quotes

[Vera]

Here're my favourite General Hammond quotes from season 4

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SMALL VICTORIES

Hammond: "Permission to shower granted. In fact I insist on it Colonel!"


UPGRADES

Fraiser: "We have tried everything... short of surgically removing their arms."
Hammond: "We'll hold that option in reserve."

Hammond: "Jack. Please. Just... get the hell out of my office!"

Hammond: "I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid."


THE CURSE

Hammond: "You're all long overdue for some personal leave."
O'Neill: "Yes, Sir. Well, the leaving part has been the problem."
Hammond: "Oh, I think you'll make it to the front door before we realise that we can't do without you. Dismissed."


CHAIN REACTION

Hammond: "Not everyone is going to be as patient with you as I was."
O'Neill: "That's why I'm here, Sir."

Hammond: "Jack, what do I owe you for this?"
O'Neill: "Continued latitude, patience and understanding. So, just be yourself, Sir."

 

[peachy]

can't remember what episode this was from, and i think it was probably said to maybourne.
hammond...don't let the door hit your ass on the way out..peachy

 

[jsc]

One of my favorites was from Prisoners. Hammond was going through the gate for the first time and he was very nervous. Kept asking if Davis was sure he had dialed the correct address and stuff like that. Then as he and Calstleman were walking up the ramp Hammond mumbled, "the things I do for these people!" I was rolling laughing by then!

 

[peachy]

i liked that too jsc, i also liked the bit when he was in the glider going through the gate, and he shouted YAHOO
that was just priceless...peachy

 

[jsc]

Your other quote was to Samules but I don't remember if it was in "Politics" or "Serpent's Lair" Will have to check!
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Also like the quote one in The Curse when Jack and Teal'c were leaving for the fishing trip and Jack was speaking about not being in communication with ANYone and Hammond said "Incommunicado" and Jack Replied "No, Minnesota." and Hammond shook his head smiled and said, "I stand corrected."

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[Edited by jsc on 02-06-2001 at 11:05 AM]

 

[imported_Sandman]

Yeah, that one was great
How about in Urgo when he's talking to Fraiser about SG-1 and says...
'Are we entirely sure that they're...what's the word?' Hammond.
'Sane?' Fraiser
'Thats' the one.' Hammond.
(maybe not exact, but close, i hope.)

It was so funny! actually, that whole ep was hilarious.

 

[shiloh]

Message: "We've brought things back from all over the galaxy. One of them's finally snapped us in the ass."

Double Jeopardy: "It would seem your robot counterpart is equally as good as foloowing orders as you."

 

[jsc]

YES! All great Quotes! Thanks Sandman and Shiloh! I just loved Double Jeopardy...! Wonder how the general would like two Jacks to contend with?

 

[skydiver]

technically i think the quote from prisoners was to kovacek not castleman but the look on his face as kovacek's lecturing him to exhale and all that and george goes 'they did dial the right address?' makes me giggle every time.

then the looks on his and janet's faces as sg-1 is reacting to urgo in the briefing room...priceless! i'm laughing now thinking of it

and in enemy within when the nid tries to get teal'c, the guy goes 'i'll talk to my superiors' and hammond goes, 'you go right ahead and talk to your superiors, me i'll just pick up that phone and call the president...' (love it! and also how sam & jack are biting back the grins at the same time)

ole george is a good friend to have methinks.

 

[shiloh]

Originally posted by jsc
YES! All great Quotes! Thanks Sandman and Shiloh! I just loved Double Jeopardy...! Wonder how the general would like two Jacks to contend with?

LOL, JSC.

There's a fanfic out there that has something like 18 Jack-clone androids coming through the gate from Harlan's world. I think it's called Too Much of A Good Thing (not sure), and it's a hoot.

 

[shiloh]

Originally posted by jsc
YES! All great Quotes! Thanks Sandman and Shiloh! I just loved Double Jeopardy...! Wonder how the general would like two Jacks to contend with?

LOL,jsc.

There's a fanfic out there that has something like 18 Jack O'Neill androids showing up from Harlan's world -
the rest of the SGC has *way* too much fun tracking them down.

 

[skydiver]

ooh yeah. i remember it's called too much of a good thing(i think...and it's a scream!)

it might be on helio, can't remember

 

[Geronimo]

kel sha,

can't quote it exactle 'cos i've seen the ep in german but it was this quote (or like that quote) ..

"i think these things should increase their physical abilities and not their stupidity"

kree sha

 

[jsc]

Kel Sha, Geronimo!

That is the Hammond quote in my signature line from "Upgrades",
You got the sense of the translation very well!

Kree sha!

 

[Geronimo]

kel sha jsc,

hehe .. cool

i knew that there are more people here who like this quote 'cos it was Hammond's best (i think ..) ..

kree sha

 

[jsc]

A good one from Season 5 came up. Hammond talking to a colonel from the Pentagon who was trying to get a weapon fired against Hammond's opposition...
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Colonel Simmons: General? Need I remind you that ultimately the decision rests with the Pentagon.

Hammond: Colonel, there's a red phone in my office that only takes calls from one man. The last time I checked he's the boss of your boss or do I need to remind you?

Ascension. Season 5 Episode 3

 

[imported_space monkey]

Any more?

They were really funny quotes...anyone got anymore? :rolly2: