Penny lay forlornly in the ceramic dish, watching with detachment as a lazy fly flew back and forth overhead. She’d been sharing the same living quarters with two elastic bands, a marble, two business cards, and half a roll of mints for as long as she could remember, and they were now all covered with a layer of dust. None of them were very interesting to talk to, and she felt particularly alone. Once there had been another coin, and she’d had brief hopes that they might be friends, but that coin turned out to be a stotinka, and the language barrier had been insurmountable.
She was suddenly dazzled as the hallway door opened, and sunlight streamed in. She heard the familiar sound of the keys landing on the countertop. Suddenly and with some violence, something substantial landed in the dish beside her. The mints grumbled briefly and went back to sleep, and the marble rolled to the other side of the dish and stopped, rocking gently. Penny found herself looking into the eyes of a mysterious silver coin. He was smiling broadly, and she jumped when he spoke.
“Hey, doll face, how’s tricks?”
Penny was too stunned to speak.
“‘Sa matter, kid? Cat got your tongue? I’m Nick.”
“P-Penny,” she managed.
“Nice to meet ya, Puh-Penny,” he boomed, taking in his new surroundings, “Nice place you got here.”
“It’s just Penny,” she said, composing herself, “I’m sorry, you are…?”
“Nick, like I said. Wow, what a place. You been here long?” He turned to address the elastic bands. “Hey, boys, how’s it going?” No response. “Yo, Stretch! I say How’s it going, there?” The elastic bands stirred briefly, and were still again. “Huh. Friendly place.” He turned his attention back to Penny. “So, what do you do for fun around here?”
“Where, uh, where did you come from?” Penny ventured, starting to feel a bit less apprehensive.
“Where did I come from? Jeez, where haven’t I been? Woke up this morning in some cash register in a pet store. Hanging out with my buddies, there, we always have a good time. You know what they say, eh? Quarters get the glory, nickels get the girls! Hah! Got picked up, spent some time in a pocket with a few guys—one of ‘em Canadian, you believe that? Long way from home. Then I got tossed onto the counter of a newspaper booth, barely had time to say hello, and whoosh, I’m gone again. A wallet in a purse, I think, judging by the smell. Not that I’m complaining, mind you. Hah! You can do a lot worse, am I right?” He waited for Penny’s response. It was not forthcoming. “Anyways, then it’s out again and onto the glass countertop of some drug store, some old lady counting us out one by one. Jeez, makes you feel pretty conspicuous. Hung out there for a while, ran into a guy I used to know back in the roll at the bank. What are the odds of that? Anyways, got scooped out of there, spent some time in a pocket with some condoms, of all things. A lot of guys, you know, don’t approve of that kind of thing, but I’m saying live and let live, right? Then it’s back here, and boom! Dropped off in downtown dullsville. No offense.”
Penny was winded just listening.
“So, doll face, when do we get outta here?”
Penny’s brow furrowed. “Out of here? What do you mean?”
“You know, out of here. Out into the world. Go places, meet people, have a few laughs. You know, out.
“We don’t go anywhere,” said Penny, and it was true. She couldn’t remember how long she’d been in the dish, but she couldn’t really remember ever being anywhere else.
“Don’t go anywhere?” Penny was jarred from her thoughts. “Don’t go anywhere? Are you kiddin’? You stick with me, kid. I got a plan.”