Why Did the Chicken?

[DCBastien]

Shamelessly pinched from a x-Files site and warped by me and I ain't sorry.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
~Er Why Did the CHICKEN LOOKALIKEE ALIEN Cross the Wormhole?~

Jack: Is this somne bizzare mind trick? Is it interrogation? I am trained you will not suceed.

Sam: Was the planet's electromagnetic filed altered? I mean that's how birds navigate!

Daniel: Wait, chickens have an elaborate society. All this 'pecking order...' Or maybe it was just curious... or maybe...

Teal'c: Was not the chicken-shaped creature avoiding Danilejackson's attempt to ascertain it's falvour?

more to follow

 

[DCBastien]

pt2 join in ifulike

Hammond: That is need to know and you do not need to know.

Siler: (Don't ask me i'm just an extra they have to pay me more if I talk.)

Maybourne: Chicken? Send it to me.. it must be analysed...

Frasier: Did it have any diseases? Oh god it wasn't screened!

 

[DCBastien]

Cassy: We did not have chickens.. in Toronto.

Makepeace: I don't care I want it DEAD!

Apophis: It was fleeing from my power but I planted a bomb!

Marty/Lantash: We cannot tell you, it would compromise us.

 

[DCBastien]

Nox: It was a young chicken; it was misbehaving.

Tollan: Perhaps we can tell you when you are older.

Unas: Chicken? Where?

Kawalski: Don't ask me! I'm dead!

 

[DCBastien]

President: I am sorry, the president cannot answer his red phone right now, if you would like to leave a message...

Mackenzie: So when did you first see this chicken? What do you see it doing?

Kinsey: Can I use it to bomb people or not?

Sokar: We will feast on BBQd chicken as you rot in my cells and die of starvation.

 

[Mishkaz]

Harlan: Beacuse the otherside of the wormhole was..... better

comtriya!

 

[DCBastien]

merci mon ami

Hathor: Because he was searching for our beloved.

 

[Manco]

LOL..good ones there Skip and Mish
Liked the Syler one. (I'm just an extra...)
Bye

 

[DCBastien]

sanku teal'c

Harcesis: I could tell you, but you would not be able to live with such knowledge.

 

[shiloh]

Rigar (New Ground): It's all an Optricon plot.

Nick Ballard: To see the big giant alien.

Aris Boch: To see the great Jack O'Neill in action.

Urgo: To be with me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

 

[DCBastien]

*snickers*

Enitity: Was it not to seek revenge?

 

[DCBastien]

Fan Ficcer: We wanted to see what would happen.

Shipper: Because on the homeworld it was not allowed to be with the white hen. It was in love.

Slasher: It didn't like cocks it liked... c*******

 

[DCBastien]

Fan: I hope they resolve this later on or in the film.

Non-fan: What? Oh not that stupid Stargate again!

Chicken: Beacuase I wanted to-
<FAN FICCER STOP PUTTING THINGS INTO OTHER CREATURES' MOUTHES!!!>

 

[jsc]

Moderator: Someone turned a chicken loose in this thread. Is is against forum RULES? I better email everyone involved and pm padders before I edit the thread! ..Or is it a new member .....(Sorry couldn't resist)

Love the thread!

 

[Mishkaz]

Urgo: because he was SO bored, and he wanted so see me me me m-me me me

[oops sorry, someone beat me to this idea]

 

[JAD]

Originally posted by jsc
Moderator: Someone turned a chicken loose in this thread. Is is against forum RULES? I better email everyone involved and pm padders before I edit the thread! ..Or is it a new member .....(Sorry couldn't resist)

Love the thread!

hehe jsc!
does that mean i have to clean up the mess?

 

[DCBastien]

i'll go fetch the pooper scooper, dear mods and lords

skip: because I WANTED it to!

Machello: In order to defeat the Goa'uld, there must be sacrifices.

 

[markpud]

Buffy: because its evil..

markpud: cos Buffy asked me to take it across

 

[DCBastien]

is this not in STARGATE mr. buffy mod?

 

[Dave]

Thor: In order to perambulate the sub-phase field of the wormhole phase generator and reach the disparate locality.

Jack: Wait a minute... So... it wants to get to the other side.

Thor: Yes.