Smeg is....

[MsGudBod]

Smeg is............when the spaceshuttle in front of you is leaking waste out of the tail pipe. :rolly2: LOL

 

[peachy]

hehe...peachy

 

[MsGudBod]

That's not funny stuff, Peachy. <trying to hide smirk, and look serious>

that's dangerous stuff. :rolly2:

 

[peachy]

oh i can just imagine msgudbod ...peachy:evil:

 

[DCBastien]

smeg is....


A GARBAGE CAN!!!

or

A HOLOVIRUS


or rimmer in a dress *snixckles*

 

[MsGudBod]

Rimmer in a dress........
Hehehehehe

 

[DCBastien]

aichewawa!

 

[Dave]

Dictionary entry for Smeg.

SMEG can have a number of meanings......

"Smeg!!!!!!!!!!" meaning "Oh S***... We are all going to die now."

"Like Smeg I will" meaning "Surely you don't seriously think I will do that"

"Smeghead" or "Smeee, Smeee - eee" *by Kryten* meaning "Idiot" or "Good For Nothing Lowlife" or "Arnold Rimmer... get over here."

"What the Smeg was that?" or "What in the Smeg?" meaning "I have absolutely no idea what that was / is .. could you help me identify it?" ..

"Oh Smeg It" meaning "Forget that ridiculous suggestion", or "Oh dear, I made a mistake that will cost us dearly" or "I appear to have need of the toilet in a hurry!"

 

[peachy]

lol, loved those definitions dave...peachy

 

[DCBastien]

ditto dave and not a rubber avain amongst em... lol

 

[MsGudBod]

Thanks Dave.
Those were funny. hehehe.


I like "you smegging well better." LOL

 

[DCBastien]

too smeggin right!

 

[MsGudBod]

Smeg you, Skip.
(to say Thank you, )

 

[DCBastien]

your smegcome!
*ok top marks for silliness, bottome marks for creativity.....*

 

[MsGudBod]

Guess this one.
Smeg you up and down.

hint: *filk*

 

[DCBastien]

oh all i can think of is look. havent seen all the filk in ages

 

[MsGudBod]

cloe enough.

 

[DCBastien]

sure fine whatever.


like i give a smeg....

GRATUTITOUS POST MODE ON

 

[Dave]

Some more definitions:

Smegbrain-- A person of limited intelligence; Rimmer, or a blonde.
Smegging Brilliant-- Utterly Fantastic, Absolutely Fabulous, Smashing, Completely Wonderful.
Smeggist-- Anyone reading this.
Talkin' Smeg-- Sorry I haven't a clue what you're on about.

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You've heard of those foreign foods and companies which don't translate well into English and would never sell anything here-- like the nutty snack bar called c***. There is a Chris Tarant show which shows adverts for such things on the ITV network in Britain.

Well I've discovered that there is an Italian company called Smeg which makes cooker hobs, dishwashers, ovens, refrigerators, etc. I, for one, would stay clear of a Smeg household appliance. I tried to find out if they made a Talkie Toaster, but unfortunately there's no demand for one, that's probably one thing that they would sell.

 

[MsGudBod]

Smeggist here.