Fave DS9 Quotes

[Maria8475]

DS9 had hundreds of fun moments. Help me remember them, okay?

Julian: This apartment, my clothes, weapons, even my valia (sp??) were provided to me by my Government.
Garak: I think I joined the wrong intelligence service. OUR MAN BASHIR

Julian: I think I’m in a coma. DISTANT VOICES

Garak (talking to Julian): To think, after all this time, all our lunches together, you still don’t trust me. There’s hope for you yet, Doctor. DISTANT VOICES

Sisko: We're Starfleet officers and that means we don't put civilians at risk or even potentially at risk. Sometimes that means we lose the battle and sometimes are lives. But if you can't handle that you shouldn't be wearing the uniform.

(I'm not sure about this one....it may be very wrong!)


O’Brien: Well the truth is he’s an extraordinary person......a real sense of honour and integrity, great sense of humour, warm, caring....you sure he’s not gonna read this. DR. BASHIR, I PRESUME.

O’Brien: You mean this program is going to include all of his personal likes and dislikes?
Zimmerman: That is why we bother to choose a human template in the first place.
O’Brien: Wow think of it Julian, if this thing works you’ll be able to irritate hundreds of people you’ve never even met. DR. BASHIR, I PRESUME

Ezri:I'm going back to the Destiny to be an assistant councillor.
Quark: You're a therapist?!!?!?
Ezri: Why does everyone sound so surprised when I tell them that?
Qurak: It's just....ummm....you're so young! AFTERIMAGE

Sisko: All I have to worry about are the Klingons, the Dominion and the Maquis. I feel like I’m on vacation.

Okay the following are from the episode TAKE ME OUT TO THE HOLOSUITE, which I thought was absolutely hysterical but most of these won’t make sense unless you know that we are only talking about a base ball game here!!

Sisko: As from now on you’re batting, pitching and first base coach.
O’Brien: Great....which one is first base.

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Sisko: All right niners, let’s here some chatter.
Cassidy: Hey batter, batter, batter, batter.
Leeta: Here batter, batter, batter, batter
Ezri: Hey batter, batter, batter, batter
Worf: Death to the opposition!

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Nog: What should I do?
Worf: Find him and kill him!
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Sisko: Maybe someday you can teach me how to bunt?
Rom: sure.....what’s a bunt?
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And the grande finale....oh btw I couldn’t remember the name of the Vulcan captain, so he’s gonna just be called Vulcan.....no offence to anyone who’s a fan of his...hey it might happen, us scifi fans are insane....did you know that Morn has never spoken a word but he has his OWN fan club...bizarre...but now I’m just babbling and I did promise to stop doing that so..the grande finale

Vulcan: This is a typical human reaction based on emotionalism and illogic.
Sisko:UUHhh, did I hear irritant in that voice?
Vulcan: Certainly not.
Julian: That sounded positively defensive to me.
O’Brien: With a hint of anger.
Quark: And just a touch of jealously.
Cassidy: And a lot of bitterness.
Ezri: Are you always this emotional?
Vulcan: I refuse to engage in this human game of taunting!
Ezri: Human? Did I forget to wear my spots today?
Quark: All that intelligence and he doesn’t even know what a human looks like!!
*All laugh!*

Take care
Maria :star:

 

[Dave]

My go:

VASH: "I want you out of my life. You are arrogant, overbearing, and you think you know everything."
Q: "But I do know everything" 'Q-Less'

Q: "Maybe I could drop in sometime"
VASH: "God, I hope not." 'Q-Less'

Q to SISKO: "You hit me! Picard never hit me!" 'Q-Less'

After BASHIR tells GARAK the story of the boy who cried Wolf in 'Improbable cause':

BASHIR: "No one's going to believe you, even when you are telling the truth."
GARAK: "Are you sure thats the point Doctor!"
BASHIR puzzled: "Of course! What else could it be?"
GARAK: "That you should never tell the same lie twice!"

(I like all the GARAK/BASHIR conversations)

 

[Maria8475]

I'm bacccccckk! Okay so I SERIOUSLY need a life!! Hope you like the Julian/Garak ones. Those two are a lot of fun together aren't they?

Julian: "If you're not a spy ... maybe you're an outcast."
Garak: "Or maybe I'm an outcast spy."
Julian"How can you be both?"
Garak: "I never said I was either."
PROFIT AND LOSS

Garak: "I am no more a spy than you are --"
Julian: "-- a doctor." CARDASSIANS

Garak: "Doctor, did anyone ever tell you that you are an infuriating pest?"
Julian: "Chief O'Brien, all the time, and I don't pay any attention to him, either." THE WIRE

Garak: "I must say, Doctor, this is more than I *ever* wanted to know about your fantasy life." OUR MAN BASHIR

"What you call genocide, I call a day's work." Marritza pretending to be Gul Darheel DUET

"Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection."
Odo THE FORSAKEN

"There's nothing wrong with a good delusion; I sell them upstairs to dozens of people every day."
Quark, THE PASSENGER

"I am a teacher. My responsibility is to expose my students to knowledge, not hide it from them."
Keiko O'Brien, IN THE HANDS OF THE PROPHETS

"Stupidity is no excuse."
RULES OF ACQUISTIONS

Sisko: "The trouble is EARTH. On Earth, there is no poverty, no crime, no war. You look out the window of Starfleet Headquarters and you see Paradise -- well,
it's easy to be a *saint* in Paradise." THE MAQUIS PT2

ODO: "My own very adequate memory not being good enough for Starfleet, I am pleased to put my voice to this official record of this day. Everything's under control. End log."
NECESSARY EVIL

Odo: "That's a rather personal question."
Dax: "Sorry, but after seven lifetimes, the impersonal questions aren't much fun any more." SHADOW PLAY

Garak: "You know what the sad part is, Constable? I'm really a very GOOD tailor." THE DIE IS CAST

Sisko: "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable." EQUILIBRIUM

Julian: "And you know what all those games taught me? That I'm a poor substitute
for your *wife*."
Miles: "I coulda told you that 60 games ago." FASCINATION

Miles: "Oh, I'm perfectly healthy, except that I have this disgusting cyst on the back of my neck. Now, either I paint a nose, eyes and mouth on it and pretend I've got two heads, or you take it off."
Julian: "Well ... I'll get you some paint."
BAR ASSOCIATION

Enabran Tain: "Always burn your bridges behind you; you never know who might be trying to follow."
IMPROBABLE CAUSE

Julian: "There is no cure and I was so arrogant I thought I could find one in a *week*."
Jadzia: "Maybe it was arrogant to think that -- but it's even more arrogant to
think there is no cure just because *you* couldn't find it." THE QUICKENING

Omet'iklan: "I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember, victory is life."
Miles: "I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I'm very much alive, and I intend to *stay* that way."
TO THE DEATH

Odo: "Doctor, if a Klingon *were* to kill me, I'd expect nothing less than an entire opera on the subject."
THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR

Kira: "Shakaar's not the father."
Dukat: "Then who is?"
Kira: "Chief O'Brien."
APOCALYPSE RISING

Nog: "You wouldn't last a week at the Academy."
Jake: "You're right. I'd die of embarrassment wearing those pajamas."
THE ASCENT

Odo: "I am *happy*, Quark. Can't you just accept it?"
Quark: "No. It doesn't fit. If you're happy, there's something very wrong in the world."
THE BEGOTTEN

Garak: "This would make a wonderful interrogation chamber. Tight quarters, no air, bad lighting, random electric shocks ... it's perfect."
BY INFERNO'S LIGHT

Sisko: "Anyone who's been in battle would recognize himself in this -- most of us wouldn't care to admit it. It takes courage to look inside yourself, and even more courage to write it for other people to see.
I'm proud of you, son."
NOR THE BATTLE TO THE STRONG

Jules darling (didn't you just love him here!!): "You used to be my father. Now, you're my architect: the man who designed a better son, to replace the defective one he was given."
DOCTOR BASHIR I PRESUME.

Worf: "Then why all of the deception?"
Garak: "Because lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly."
IN PURGATORY SHADOWS

Odo: "Sir, have you ever reminded Starfleet Command that they stationed Eddington here because they didn't trust me?"
Sisko: "No."
Odo: "Please do."
FOR THE UNIFORM

Quark: "And the only constant in the universe is that females are trouble!"

Until next time,
Maria :star:

 

[Dave]

WOW!
You've been busy! I'm not sure I can keep up!

 

[Maria8475]

By Purgotary's Shadow and In Inferno's Light.

This is soooooo scary. I can no longer watch an ep. without scribbling down quotes!!

Garak: Very good Doctor. You've come a long way from the naive young man I knew 5 years ago. You've become distrustful and suspicious. It suits you.
Julian: I had a good teacher.

Dukat: The man is a heartless, cold blooded killer!
Kira: Like I said, he's Cardassian!

Worf (about Tain): What's wrong with him??
Martok: It's his heart.
Garak: Really, there are many people who'd say he doesn't have one.

Jadzia (about Dominion ships): There sure are a lot of them.
Kira: That'll just make it harder for us to miss.

Sisko: I think they're trying to indimidate us.
O'Brien: It's working!

Kira (talking to Ze'al): Right now I wouldn't believe your father if he said rain was wet!

Dukat: I freely admit, you saved my life on more than one occasion.
Sisko: Don't remind me!

Dukat: That Space Station you're so fond of was build by Cardassia.
Sisko: Funny I thought it was built by Bajoran slave labour.

Martok: Seven battles and seven victories. What hero of legend could have done so well.
Worf: Hero's of legends don't ache so much!

Martok: There is no enemy greater than ones own fears.
Worf: It takes a brave man to face them.

O'Brien: Four weeks! Are you telling me I've been hanging around a changeling for over a month.
Julian: And you never even suspected it wasn't me.
O'Brien: Nahh. And the worst part is the clues were right in front of me.
Julian: What clues?
O'Brien: Well for one thing he was a lot easier to get along with.

Maria :star:

 

[Neo]

wow i am impressed with how much u can remember... i would have to watch the episodes again to remmebr so much detail... do u have a book of quotes

 

[Maria8475]

they're not all from memory. i have a tendency to fast forward through eps and just listen to the funny quotes! so the book is my own scribbled notebook .
But i think someone should collect them together in a book, could be fun!

Maria :star:

 

[Neo]

well there u go... write a book

 

[Maria8475]

nah, i have way more fun posting them here!

okay my lastest offering

PAST PROLOGUE
Julian: You're very kind, mr. Garak.
Garak: Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple...
Julian: ...Garak.

Julian: You know, some people say that you remained on DS9 as the eyes and ears of your fellow Cardassians.
Garak: You don't say! Doctor, you're not intimating anything that I'm some sort of spy, are you?

Garak: Now, good day to you, doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an interesting new friend today.

Garak: Ehm, doctor, I think it's time for you to take advantage of my shop. If you'll be there at exactly 20.55 hours tonight I promise to show you a suit that will make you into a new man.
Julian: A suit! We're talking about terrorists and you want me to buy a new suit?
Garak: Doctor, am I making myself clear? I want you to buy a new suit tonight at 20.55 exactly.
Julian: Yes, I see. Well, if you'll excuse me.

Maria :star:

 

[Neo]

seriously u should do it.... i for one would buy it... makes me laugh rewading through all the quotes.. i can see them in my mind

 

[Maria8475]

IN THE CARDS

Jake: I’m human, I don’t have any money. (hey i can sooo relate! )

Jake: It means we don’t need money.
Nog: Well if you don’t need money then you certainly don’t need mine.

Jake: Not even for my father. The man who made it possible for you to enter Starfleet Academy.
Nog: Ohhhh no, that’s not fair.
Jake: The man who believed in you when no one else would.
Nog: This is sooo low.
Jake: I can’t believe you’d rather keep your filthy money in a box under a bed then use it to give him endless moments of happiness.
Nog: Arrrgghhh alright, alright I’ll do it.
Jake: That’s very generous. I’m proud of you! Now let’s go get that money.
Nog: Humans!

Sisko (to Winn): For once I am in complete agreement with you.

Weyoun: Captain Sisko, I can’t tell you how happy I am to see you again.
Sisko: I wish I could say the same.

Sisko: Let me be blunt: I don’t like the Dominion, I don’t like what it stands for and I don’t like you.

Dr Geiger: Why should any of us end up as putrifying corpses in wooden boxes stuck in the ground.

Jake: I’m not crazy. I’m just a little obsessed.

Geiger: Do you know how many germs are transmitted by a handshake? Do you want to kill me.

Jake: Done.......Just one thing Doctor, what’s a Kukalaka?

Sisko: Even in the darkest moments you can always find something to make you smile.

:star:

 

[Dave]

Dr Bashir and Chief O'Brien join Odo and Worf in the K-7 deep space station bar in Trials and Tribble-ations.

"My God", exclaims O'Brien as Scotty, Chekov and a crewman walk in: "that's him."
"Who?" ask Odo.
"Kirk," says O'Brien.
"Where?" says Worf.
"On the left, in the gold, just sitting down," says O'Brien, meaning the crewman.
"That's Kirk?!" splutters Bashir.

They then turn their attention to the Klingons in the bar who are markedly different to Worf in their appearence.
"It's a long story," offers Worf. "We do not discuss it with outsiders."

 

[markpud]

and is that one of the things they'll deal with in the new season....

 

[Maria8475]

that could be fun......i always wondered.

Kira (to Dukat): It makes sense that they would chose you as their leader. They worship evil!!
COVENANT

 

[Neo]

Originally posted by Maria8475
that could be fun......i always wondered.

Kira (to Dukat): It makes sense that they would chose you as their leader. They worship evil!!
COVENANT

LOL.... very good... Kira always new how to deal with dukat

 

[Dave]

And with all men in general............

Dax: "She punched out Lancelot!"
Kira: "He kissed me!"
Dax: "He's supposed to kiss you!"
Kira: "But I was playing a married woman!"

 

[Maria8475]

I’ve been slacking, haven’t I? Oh well, I hope this makes up for it.

Call To Arms
Quark: All I know is that any marriage where the female is allowed to speak and wear clothing is doomed to failure. (maybe that explains our high divorce rate )

Odo: You’d shoot a man in the back?
Garak: It’s the safest way, isn’t it?

Rom: Actually I’m a spy, working for Starfleet, but don’t tell anyone.
Quark: The Federation must be more desperate than I thought.

A Time to Stand
Nog: That shouldn’t be a problem. Captain Sisko says there’ll be plenty of field rations.
O’Brien: Try eating field rations for three weeks and then tell me it isn’t a problem.
(I thought he LIKED field rations??)

Sisko: I thought he [Garak] might prove useful.
Garak: It’s been known to happen.

Dukat: I could makes things very pleasant for you here.
Kira: You could start by doing something about you’re breath.

Rocks and Shoals
O’Brien: Reroute the DAMN jirodine through the DAMN thruster array.
Nog: Got it.
.
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O’Brien: Nog, did you reroute that DAMN jirodine.
Nog: I’m trying but the DAMN thruster array won’t take the input.
O’Brien: Try the lateral impulse thrusters and watch your mouth!

Sons and Daughters
Martok: War is much more fun when you’re winning.

Dukat: You don’t like the dress?
Kira: The dress is fine. I don’t like you.

Favor the Bold
Leeta (about Rom): They must have done something to his mind.
Quark: What mind?

Damar (about Kira): I don’t know what Dukat sees in that woman.
Quark: Then you need to have your eyes examined!

Nog: They made me an Ensign.
O’Brien: I didn’t realise things were going so bad.
Nog: Scary, isn’t it?

Sacrifice of Angels
Garak: I feel sorry for the Klingons. They’re going to miss a VERY interesting fight.
O’Brien: I have a feeling we’re gonna miss them.

Dukat: War is such thirsty work, don’t you think?
Weyoun: Maybe if you didn’t talk so much, you’re throat wouldn’t get so dry.

Rom: Brother! I knew you’d come.
Quark: It was a surprise to me.

After-image
Ezri: It’s a strange sensation - dying.

Sisko: Perhaps I should have a talk with him?
Ezri: Absolutely not! You intimidate him.
Sisko: me?
Ezri: Don’t tell him I told you.
Sisko: *laughs* I intimidate Worf *laughs again*

Garak: You’re pathetic. A confused child trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You’re not worthy of the name Dax. I KNEW Jadzia. She was vital. Alive. She owned herself. And you, you don’t even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me, you can’t even help yourself.
(beat)
Now get out of here, before I say something unkind.

:star:

 

[wikiberry]

Jake: Dad, I'm fourteen
Sisko: I'm glad we agree on something.
(Move Along Home)


and one of my fovourites!!!

O'Brien: From now on, you play from over here, I play from up here, and if that doesn't work - we'll try a blindfold!
(Dr. Bashir, I Presume)

 

[Neo]

LOL.... i did enjoy the jake : dad i am 14 one...

 

[little star]

...yes, and I always enjoy the Garak quotes!


lttle star :star: