Fave Angel Quotes

harmony

Harmony: "How many times do I have to tell you. No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl. Or Charlize Theron."
 
'In The Dark'


Open to dark deserted back street. A blond girl is running past
looking behind her occasionally before ducking into an alley. She
looks back around the corner, then steps back on the street to
continue only to be grabbed by the shoulders and thrown back into a trash container.

Rachel: "Lenny… please… don't."

Lenny: "You think I'm not going to find you, - after you humiliated
me - again?"

Rachel: "I didn't do anything! I swear! I'd never…"
Lenny: "No! I know what you do. I see. The men, - the lies, - this is the last time, damn it!"

Rachel steps towards him with a smile: "What are you on, Baby? You only get like this when you…"

Lenny hits her with a growl.

Rachel: "What are you going to do? Pulverize me right here? Someone is going to hear me scream."

Lenny laughs: "In downtown LA at night? Nobody is going to hear. Nobody who cares. Besides (pulls out a revolver and points it at her face) this will all be over fast. (cocks the gun)"

Rachel: "Lenny - please - no!"

Lenny: "I'm sorry. (Rachel cowers back from him) I just can't take this anymore."

Angel grabs him from behind and makes him drop his gun.

Angel: "Poor Lenny. The burden of terrorizing your girlfriend too
much for you? (hits him) Lucky for you I can make it stop."

Lenny grabs a 2x4 and tried to hit Angel. Angel ducks and cold cocks him.

Angel: "Rachel, are you alright?"

Rachel: "Is he…"

Angel: "It's okay. He's not getting up for a while."

Rachel gets up: "I can't believe you actually showed up."

Angel: "Well, that was the deal, right?"


Camera pulls back to reveal Spike watching them from a rooftop above them.

Spike in high voice: "How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?
(low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair!
(high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation.
(low voice) No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!
(high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so…
(low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!"

Spike lights a cigarette while he watches Angel lead Rachel away.

Spike: "Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. - The ring of Amarra -a visit from your old pal Spike, - and, oh yeah, - your gruesome, horrible death." Smiles.
 
that was a great, funny scene... better than the one he did on Buffy shortly afterwards, when the initiative got him ;)
 
Rebel: Five cheers for the other-worlders.
Wesley: Oooo, in this world you get five.

Fred: I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark...
Angel: Bark enchilada? How's that going?
Fred: There's work to be done.

Gunn: He's Angel, he does that --how'd she do that?
Angel: She's Fred, she does that, too.

Angel: All right, what part of my being all noble here didn't get through?

Angel: But you love me too, right?
Cordelia: Are you all right? Did he hurt you?
Angel: As a friend and co-worker...
Cordelia: What did he do to you? Let's get some bandages over here, people!
Angel: Maybe love is too strong a term.

Angel: Isn't there something you want to say to your mother?
Host: "May you burn in Tarkna?"
Angel: Come on, she's not so bad, she didn't store your body on the maggot heap like you thought she would, did she?
Host: Bye Mom, thanks for storing my body on the lice pile instead of the maggot heap.

Angel: Every family's got its problems.
Mother: Numfar, do the dance of shame!
Angel: Yours more than most.

Host: I had to come back here to find out I didn't have to come back here, I don't belong here, I hate it here. You know where I belong? L.A. You know why? Nobody belongs there, it's the perfect place for guys like us.
Angel: That's kinda beautiful.
Host: Ain't it?

"There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb"
 
yes Asmiley please no more Lorne spoilers. Not like the time you told us Lorne was going to die and depressed me for months!! :D

Great quotes Diamond. Great ep, huh??

LOVE the last two. i sort of repeat them to myself every now and then when i need cheering up............that's sad isn't it? :D
 
*grins* nope..I do the same thing...here are some quotes from "Dead End"

Cordelia: You don't eat food.
Angel: Oh, I can. It doesn't keep me alive, but, you know, sometimes I get a hankering.

Angel: There is only we can do now.
Cordelia: Oh, god. Oh, no.
Wesley: The Karaoke bar.
Gunn: Angel's gonna sing?
Cordelia: Isn't there some other way?
Wesley: There has to be. Think, damn it!
Angel: Hey!

Cordelia: You should pick something short.
Angel: I was thinking about Stairway to Heaven.
Wesley: Don't even joke about that.

Angel: What is that? Rock? Country? Ballad? Pick a style, pal.
Wesley: Shh.
Host: Angel cakes. Don't make me ask you to leave.
 
In the Dark

Spike: (girly voice) "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?"
(manly voice) "No need little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire. But love, and a pesky curse, defanged me. And now, I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair! Never the hair."
(girly voice) "But there must be some way I can show my appreciation."
(manly voice) "No, helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough."
(girly voice) "I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so..."
(manly voice) "Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile! Away!"


Expecting

Angel: Okay, so, why is Mrs. Benson filed under 'F'?
Cordelia: Because she's from France. Remember what a pain she was?
Angel: Yeah, made me want to drink a lot.
Cordelia: Well, that's the French for you.

Wesley: If shaking your booty at the latest trendy hot spot is your idea of a life, then call me...sick with envy.

Angel: So, you've been seeing someone. How come I didn't know?
Cordelia: Because I'm ashamed of you -- not to mention how you'd embarrass me by giving him the third degree.
Emily: Your boss can give me the third degree anytime.

Wesley: Nobody's more fond of Cordelia than I, but if she wants to go gad-abouting with those doxies . . .
Angel: I think they liked you.
Wesley: Really? I didn't mean doxy in a sexually promiscuous sense, exactly. You don't think sticking the ax in the wall put them off?
Angel: That was charming.
Wesley: What about the fact they thought we were gay?
Angel: Adds mystery.

Angel: I really hate it when people shoot me.

Demon: Who are you?
Wesley: Wesley Wyndham-Price, Rogue Demon Hunter. And I'm here to fight you, sir, to the death -- preferably yours.

Cordelia: I learned something, too. I learned, um, men are evil? Oh, wait. I knew that. I learned that LA is full of self-serving phonies. Nope. Had that one down, too. Sex is bad?
Angel: We all knew that.
Cordelia: Okay, I learned that I have two people I trust absolutely with my life. And that part's new.
 
I like

Cordy - I don't think Oz appreciated being called my little Bam-Bam all night!

I think it goes like that, I haven't watched it in a while...
 
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