We haven't had any quotes for a while, so here's some from the 3 eps of Season 5 I watched recently.
Lineage
Fred: Listen to you. You're blaming yourself because poor Fred got hurt. Stop trying to be all valiant - you're coming off like a self-pitying child.
Wesley: Hello, Father.
Fred: Oh, yeah, that's mature. Well, I wish I was your father. I'd tell you to grow up.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: It doesn't work. I've tried.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: There are some who believe that your tenure as watcher ranks as our most embarrassing failure.
Wesley: Really. I beat out everybody dying in an explosion as most embarrassing failure?
Angel (holding out his hand): I'm Angel. Pleasure to meet you.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: Do you really expect me to shake that?
Angel: I'm not real comfortable with hugging.
Wesley: You want to talk about me. All right. The last girl I was with I had to chop into little tiny pieces because a higher power saw fit to stab her in the neck.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: You don't want to discuss it. Fine. But spare me the sarcasm. It's too embarrassing.
Angel: You know the worst part about losing your free will?
Wesley: Having no control over your body?
Angel: Well, there's that... and you get really nauseous.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to --
Wesley: Thank you. I'm... very comforted.
Wesley: You were there. I killed my father.
Fred: He was threatening your friends.
Wesley: He was threatening you. He pointed a gun at you, Fred. So I shot him.
Destiny
Spike: Well screw this town, then. Screw this devil's funhouse, Angel - and screw you, for good measure.
Angel: I'm telling you, I read the prophecy.
Sirk: You didn't read the prophecy.
Angel: I didn't?
Sirk: (scoffs) "Read the prophecy". You may as well have read a 12-year-old's book report on the subject.
Gunn: I miss Wesley.
Sirk: "The root of the tree will split in two. And each thing will seek nourishment from the buried river."
Spike: Sounds like a gardening tip.
Sirk: It's metaphor. Please tell me I don't have to explain metaphor to you people.
Spike: But me, I fought for my soul. Went through the demon trials. Almost did me in a dozen times over, but I kept fighting. 'Cause I knew it was the right thing to do. It's my destiny.
Angel: Really? Heard it was just to get into a girl's pants.
Harm's Way
Spike: Any message for Buffy?
Angel: Tell her you're a moron.
Fred: I didn't do anything.
Spike: Oh, you did. You believed in... I mean, you tried. I won't forget that.
Harmony: Don't forget about Wesley. I get the vibe that he's, like, totally crushing over Fred.
Female Worker: Mr. Wyndam-Pryce? Everyone knows he's -- ooh, muffins!
*snort* :rolly2:
