N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[Jaffa-Jim]

CALENDAR

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! DO THE CALENDAR!
PIG FACE? HAVE YOU SEEN THE PILOT EPISODE? GOODNESS-GOTTA CALM DOWN AND GO TO WORK NOW! ALSO HAVE TO TURN OFF MY SHIFT LOCK AND STOP USING SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!

Kree Sha,
Jolly Jaffa-Jim

 

[Highlander II]

Kat --

i think i worked out something to keep the Major Hottie clones occupied during the day -- they all decided to come to work w/ me today -- distracting little buggers -- they won't leave me alone - well - except when they went to play with the copy machine and started photocopying their butts --

i now have 10,000 copies of Major Hottie's butt -- anyone want a copy???? (sheesh)

<sends obligatory set of copies to Kat>

H2

 

[Gemsong]

:head in hands after a long week:

Sometimes you guys really scare me with what you get up to in my absense....

I have no hope of keeping up. So I'll just focus on what I can remember.

Anni, if you would be so kind, to take your Cronus clones and 'take care' of the fake clone situation?

The company stealing our logo is at 555 Happy Valley Lane, Centerville, Tennessee. {A round robin told me}

Don't leave any evidence.

Everyone please make sure to check the left armpit for the DNA barcode I've now installed.

And check your inboxes! The orders are piling up!

 

[Highlander II]

Major Hottie clones tested and ready for shipment ---

oh - and a special deal -- now included w/ each Major Hottie clone, one black & white photocopy of Major Hottie's butt (yeah, they spent the day playing w/ the copy machine -- <shakes head at clones> -- and i have all these copies, and didn't know what to do w/ them - so - order Major Hottie -- get a photocopy of his butt --- best i could do)

 

[Anni]

Gemmie.......

Task completed. Subjects have been eliminated and wiped off the map. The Cronos clones haven't enjoyed themselves so much since the last time!

Me either.........

:evil: :evil:

 

[Gemsong]

Thanks. I knew I could count on you, Anni. :evil:

 

[imported_Bee]

Are the round robins now helping out at the N.I.D.?

 

[Gemsong]

Considering the mess they made of the Fanfic threads, I don't know if that is a good idea.

 

[imported_Bee]

Your right about that. I don't feel like playing janitor
I saw you started a new robin fic, Gemmy. Those round robins must not leave you alone.

 

[Gemsong]

Truly insidious creatures I think.

:coolorang

 

[imported_Bee]

Need a new Danny clone

Going camping in the mountains and I need a Daniel by the firelight clone. He must come with a tight white t-shirt, tight faded blue jeans and a blue and white plaid flannel to bring out the color of his eyes. Please send him with makings for S'mores, have to have that chocolate I already have one small tent and one large sleeping bag. All I need is my Daniel to sit with me by the camp fire:naughty:

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

Daniel Clone

Bee,
If you just want him to sit, wouldn't it be cheaper to buy some graham crackers, chocolate and marshmallows and a cardboard cutout of Daniel? I bring Teal'c along camping myself-no, don't get the wrong idea, not that there's anything wrong with that. He's good at standing guard while me and my female clones make S'mores-or anything else sweet for that matter. Hint: Use a Goa'uld Solar shield to keep the mosquitoes out-bug bites on your bum are no fun!
Hasta,
Jaffa-James

 

[Highlander II]

Kat -- the Major Hottie clones are here at work again today - and they've found the fax machine -- tho i have no idea what they'll be faxing --- (ugh - maybe i should send them to the cafeteria) --
but - they want to know, how many copies do you want? (of what i don't know - they didn't say)

 

[Arc_Angel]

Do you do clones of J R Bourne?
Or RDA?

 

[Highlander II]

i think all of our clones are of the Stargate characters --

cloning real people is a little beyond our means i beleive

(and on a serious note - even 'saying' that we clone real people could get us in trouble - not to put a damper on your request)

however - i believe we have a full line of Martouf clones and Colonel Jack O'Neill clones to choose from --

--- anyone good w/ graphics and wanna design a catalog? (no no no -- H2 has no graphics abilities - can only make suggestions - however - i can help w/ layouts and such if someone wants to make the catalog)
well - guess we could always just do the catalog as a bunch of 'descriptions' of what the clones look like - kinda like MC'ing a fashion show -- (again - i could help, but don't make me do something on this grand a scale by myself -- guess everyone could submit descriptions of the clones they test)

have fun!!
Highlander II -- Official Major (Hottie) Davis Tester

 

[peachy]

Bee one Daniel clone all tested and ready for the
wardrobe dept, tight blue jeans and t-shirt sound
great can i have a copy of those clothes for my
daniel...peachy :evil:

 

[jsc]

Shhhh!!! I Need:
(4) Teal'c clones (three in gold bikini for beach with zats, one in Jaffa robe and staff weapon)
(2) Hammond clones (one younger and firmer in uniform of captain and one in jeans and socks and boots, with light blue Izzod golf shirt and light jacket and as DSD says, "swinging free"),
(1) Martouf in Tok'ra outfit beige please,
(1) Bad to the Bone Jack in cammo
(1) One Daniel fully dressed for office work with books and artifacts
(1) Sam with naqqadh reactor and motor cycles...That indian would be nice!
(2) Janet with infirmary equipment

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by Highlander II
Kat -- the Major Hottie clones are here at work again today - and they've found the fax machine -- tho i have no idea what they'll be faxing --- (ugh - maybe i should send them to the cafeteria) --
but - they want to know, how many copies do you want? (of what i don't know - they didn't say)

Tell them I want a lot of copies. Don't know what they're gonna be sending, but after the other day and the copy machine...mmm. I'll take my chances

Kat

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by jsc
Shhhh!!! I Need:
(4) Teal'c clones (three in gold bikini for beach with zats, one in Jaffa robe and staff weapon)
(2) Hammond clones (one younger and firmer in uniform of captain and one in jeans and socks and boots, with light blue Izzod golf shirt and light jacket and as DSD says, "swinging free"),
(1) Martouf in Tok'ra outfit beige please,
(1) Bad to the Bone Jack in cammo
(1) One Daniel fully dressed for office work with books and artifacts
(1) Sam with naqqadh reactor and motor cycles...That indian would be nice!
(2) Janet with infirmary equipment

Kat - would you look at this?? all of these requests and not one for Major Hottie -- what's the deal here jsc??? don't need a Pentagon liason for your collection?? you're gonna depress all my clones that were so happily awaiting new homes --- man - i can't go back and tell all of them that none were wanted ---- that would be too depressing for me -----

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by KatDonovan


Tell them I want a lot of copies. Don't know what they're gonna be sending, but after the other day and the copy machine...mmm. I'll take my chances

Kat

they're ready to go -- i still don't have the first clue what they're faxing -- but -- guess you'll find out when the faxes come through -- (of course - they have so many copies of butts that that may be what you get -- let me know when the faxes get there!)