Scrooloose
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- Apr 27, 2001
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewer
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels
be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retarded baboon.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with members of
the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting
in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
a disturbance in the time space continuum, whereby
gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels
be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retarded baboon.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with members of
the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting
in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
a disturbance in the time space continuum, whereby
gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
