they're on p2x338 trying to get into a ziggaurat (waiting for the cigarette/zigaurat jokes) it's really old and covered iwth babylonian writing...they doscover someone has been here...and they left behind a empty russian cigarette box. (wonder what the penalty of intergalactic littering is)
break for credits
back to the sgc, hammy tells them that there has been a covert russian team that went thourgh before the water planet shut down the russian gate. it was led by maj valentime karinsky and its lead archeaologist was alexander ritzsky(one of the pics was also PdL...cameo time again)
so there is going to be a russian/sgc joint mission..and jack's about as thrilled as if he were told the tokra were going to move in.
daniel's lab
sam & jack walk in agruing, she's all for sharing, he's not (methinks jack's had a very, very bad russian experinece, he seems to hate them just a little more than he does the goauld)
danny says he can get into the zigg...then the phone rings and it's time for danny's first & second great line 'the russians are coming'and 'actually in russian they'd be watching your zhist (six)
break to the briefing room. four russian soldiers, 3 guys one girl (curious how that works huh?)
they all introduce themselves, jack is still his normal, man i hate you guys, self.
little posturing, they're all going.
to the gateroom
the two colonels, jack and col. zukov are walking down the hall comparing weapons (we all know what this is a metaphor for don't we
)
they enter the gateroom jsut as it opens. jack sends sg-1 through, zukov sends his team...the two guys do some more testosterone posturing...this sets up that jack is in command...but zukov trusts him about as much as jack trusts him.
sitting outside the temple...danny is translating, everyone is bored. it's been over an hour. jack threathens to blow it...danny gets it and opens the door.
they go inside. rocks are falling from the ceiling. it is more than a little unstable...it is over 4000 years old...and it is a good plot device for later
they split up, teal'c going wth the russians and one of them going with sg-1, all in the spirit of cooperaion of course
they find a skeleton...with all its flesh stripped off by tiny little teeth...ewwe.
meanwhile zukov finds a sarc...jack tells him not to mess iwth it, zukov of course doesn't listen...he sets off a booby trap that causes the nice entrance door to close, conveninetly squishing one of the russians. oops, hate when that happens
back to the sarc room,
more 'why didnt' you just listen' agruing, danny figures out that it's marduke who's in the sarc. a babylonian baddie who was so bad his own priests locked him in a sarc with a creature that ate him alive as the sarc fixed him..likely for years...YUCK. definitely a bad way to go
they open the sarc and find marduke's skeleton...but no creature. mmm, wonder what's running around the temple?
so in the vein of every monster movie, they split up to search for the last 3 missing russians and more importantly a way out.
teal'c and zukov find ritzsky;s corpse, and his diary which tells the whole sad tale. meanwhile sam and the lady russian, tolienya find the monster which of course attacks them, wounding the russian with some kind of venom.
they retreat back to the sarc room where htey left daniel to translate.
the russian chick is dying, they suggest blowing a hole in the wall...but as unstable as the temple is, it'd likely bring th whole thing down (that's where the plot device comes in)
back to monster hunting cause when sam was attacked she sensed a presence...oops looks like the goauld is in the monster.
more skulkign in halls. sam & teal'c find the creature, it's dead. she shot it before. but it's also snakeless which means one of the humans has it.
of course jack and zukov are together....they immediately pull a russian stand off...good for the drama but wonder how long they were gonna stand there.
meanwhile danny and maj volarin are in the sarc room with the russain chick, volarin hear something and goes off...leading to danny's great line. 'yes you go down the dark hall alone and i'll stay in the dark room alone.'
three guesses who gets the snake?
volarin comes across zukov and jack...still standing htere pointing guns at each other. volarin is marduke and he blasts jack with a ribbon device he oh so conveniently had stashed.
he wants the eye of tierna back, it is the artifact the original mission was looking for adn ritzsky found. so zukov found it on ritzsky's body, and of course was going to keep it a secret
zukov takes marduke out with a grenade, bringing part of hte house down....
meanwhile sam & tealc have reunited iwth danny...and they'discovered that there are rings in the sarc room...goody a way out.
jack shows up, the sam goauld detector shows no snakely presence so they set to leave...but of course first they gotta set like 20 pounds of explosives...which is a good thing cuase marduke survived the roof falling on him and comes after them...i love thelook on sam's face as she pressed the button...marduke is toast just as they ring to safety.
back to the sgc
lt. tolienya is recovered adn collaborates jack's story...butthe russians are still ticked off that sg-1 survived adn their people didn't....we have not seen the last of the russains....any one wanna bet the new character we're supposed to get later this season is going to be a russian???
and on to the nitpicks:
1) it's 130 in the shade and noone's sweating? i mean i know the temple had
to have thick walls but there was no air circulation and they had to be
hot...not a drop of sweat (when i read amibient temp 142 on the showtime
site i thought it was a typo)
2) along that same vein...sam says they have 5 days of water...now i'm not
sure how much you need in the desert (lots if i recall correctly from desert
storm) but lets say 1 liter a day (though i think it should be more, it is
130ish after all...ok, maybe 80 in the temple but it's still hot) anyway
seven of them using 1 liter a day for 5 days is 35 liters of water....who
was carrying that much around? i didn't see it
3) sensing the gaould...if teal'c can sense goauld, why didn't he know sam
had jolinar in her two years ago? he was right beside her when they came
back...
4)the russians said 'we took the precaution of eating before we came'...well
wonder if they ate rations on the plane cause it's like what 18 hour flight?
5) when zukov blew valarin up with the grenade...isn't it a bloody miracle
that jack didnt' get hurt in any way...i mean being too close to a grenede
(and he looked to be a few feet away) is usually rather bad for your health
6)there is a nice loophole in teal'c not getting infested. as long as he
carries junior he can't get snaked...so if he or someone takes junior
out...he's just as vulnerable as the rest of them
7)when sam was treating tolienya(the russian chick) why wasn't she using
gloves? i mean i thought rubber gloves are standard in first aid kits...she
used them to gather the sample in one false step...
8) marduke has been marooned for 2000-4000 years...and he has the nifty
shield that was so new in the nox that teal'c didn't know about it.
and just a couple of notes....the actress who played the surviving russian,
her name was jennifer halley....OMG the cadet is back....<G>
hammy says the russians 'might be useful to have around'...yeah as red
shirts to die leaving sg-1 all nice and alive <G>
a love how the debris seemed to fall on the edges of the passageways, there
are a couple of shots where it looks likd someone oh so nicely cleared the
path so our heroes wouldnt' trip....
danny had the best lines of the week....and he's so good at them. sarcastic
daniel is really, really growing on me.