what do Goa'ulds look like to you?

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I was cleaning out my pond today & came to the conclusion that Goa'ulds look like the larva mosquitos swimming around in the water. Come to think of it they are just a pesky too. Anyone else have anything that remind you of them snakes?
 
Urrmmm no

My friend approached me with a theory of his, that the Goa'uld do actually exist, and we never new about it.
He thought Jesus was a Goa'uld (a good one like the Tokra)
As
1. He could heal people (healing device)
2. He was resurected (probably used a Goa'uld Sarcoughagus)
3. He was transported up to God in a bright light (transport rings)

What are your thoughts on this?

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That the founder of the largest modern day religion is in fact an extra-terrestrial?

The bible treats all of the things you mentioned as miracles, that which can be done by no mortal man (i.e. Jesus was the son of God). But then Goa'uld technology would of been unbelievable to people back then, and therefore seen as miracles to those who actually believed in what was happening. But those who did not would of seen Jesus as a 'fraud' in a way, just as the Romans did.
If this is a serious theory, then the main question that is brought to light is that 'if the events in the bible existed, and yet were not religious miracles (which I DO NOT hold with) then what were they?'

Some people who take the bible as it is have faith in such a way that they see no need to question what I am questioning. These are my views, and I mean no offence to those who have any kind of religious belief.

Any other thoughts, Arc_angel, or am I going too far on this one?
 
I think you could be right, it a theroy with good evidence, wonder what Christians will think if they hear us saying Jesus could have been an alien?

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Originally posted by Arc_Angel
I think you could be right, it a theroy with good evidence, wonder what Christians will think if they hear us saying Jesus could have been an alien?

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ooh - you mean you haven't heard the song by Tabitha's Secret called "Jesus was an Alien"?? great song! (pokes fun at a lot of the things ppl believe - like Elvis isn't dead, niether is JFK, stuff like that)

here are the lyrics (reprinted w/o permission, but credited to one Mr. Rob Thomas who is responsible for their origin [that was poetis])

JESUS WAS AN ALIEN
Lyrics by Rob Thomas
Music by Jay Stanley, John Goff, Brian Yale & Rob Thomas

Elvis is alive at your local grocery store
And if you believe that well then sit down and I'll tell you more
Lee Harvey Oswald, well you know he acted alone
And Charlie Manson only wanted to make his house a home

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
And God was an astronaut, who said "boy I like your face"
So the story began

Girl I love you and the check is in the mail
I found religion inside myself
I drank the blood the flesh was stale
Reach in your pockets, and give us all you can
You know the one that's going to heaven is gonna be the richer man

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
And God was an astronaut, who said "boy I like your face"
So the story began

I see you shaking boy, do you find it hard to believe
That the one you been living for would cut your wrist to watch you bleed
You found that the truth is a lie and it makes you feel unwell
But the church of the almighty dollar is all we have to save us from hell

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
And God was an astronaut, who said "boy I like your face"
So the story began

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
And God was an astronaut, who said "boy I like your face"
So the story began

That's the story from my side, to your side


***Rob Thomas, yes, the same one from Matchbox Twenty - why? b/c Tabitha's Secret is what MB20 was b4 they were MB20***

later!!
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whadda you guys think about genetic variation within the goa'uld species?

cos the 'Ra family' goa'uld (ra, hator, heru'ur, for those who don't study egyptian mythology) (seen in 'into the fire') look quite different from the 'serpent family' ones (apophis, amaunet, klorel) (best seen in COTG). I take it the ones in Jaffa are just young, so are all white and the same.
 

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