Unemployed Jaffa

[Jaffa-Jim]

Hey, I'd just like to drop a quick note to see if anyone wants to hire a former first prime of Apophis- I, Jaffa-Jim have quit the service of the Goa'uld-and now I need a job with benefits-Apophis, cheap ******* that he is gave me this crappy little house on Chulak where it's really cold most of the time. So if anyone has any suggestions, write back, send an E-mail to jmc71472@yahoo.com or send a personal message to me-please do your part to help out a Jaffa in need-hey, I'd do the same for you!
Jaffa-Jim

 

[Arc_Angel]

Nice pic Jaffa-Jim

I'm sorry, I already have hords of jaffa willing to serve me (I'm irresistable ), but your bound to find someone

 

[jsc]

Loved the pic!

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That is a kewl picture Jaffa-Jim. I am currently looking for employment also... I can not hire Jaffa's as T-Man might get jealous!
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Are you looking for a System Lord? I hear that Anubis might be hiring! and that Tanith is also recuriting for him and now this is just rumors.... himself. I have hear really tenuous rumors about someone named Adrian something or other hiring on earth but I hear that the NID is envolved also.

 

[skoon]

cool, I'll work for Tanith anyday, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...that is Peter Wingfields character right?

 

[Gemsong]

A Jaffa here
A Jaffa there
Here a Jaffa
There a Jaffa
Everywhere a Jaffa, Jaffa

I'm a goa'uld without a clue

Ee ii ee ii OHHHH!

 

[HeyLynny]

Welcome back!

Hey Jaffa Jim! Good to see you on the site again! Hope you're having a blast!

 

[hyacintheve]

Good luck with the job hunt, Jaffa-Jim. You have first-hand industry experience, so it shouldn't be a problem.

I think, unfortunately, that your life insurance, health and dental benefits are tied into a growing worm in your gut.

Happy huniting!

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

Jaffa Jim Rules!

A Jaffa here
A Jaffa there
Here a Jaffa
There a Jaffa
Everywhere a Jaffa, Jaffa -very clever!

Hey there- I've had two offers-one from the SGC-they want me to join SG-2-my old pal Teal'c hooked me up with that lead-we used to be old pals-used to close the bars on Chulak together-and when Bra'tak hung out with us, we'd get into all kinds of trouble-this one time, at band camp-oh, never mind-the other offer was from Sok'har-but that dude scares me big time-any advice on what to do? For now I'll just enjoy my severance pay-although I haven't been able to find the exchange rate for Jaffa bucks- and collect my unemployed Jaffa insurance money. By the way, in real life-as if I had a real life-Jim is a teacher, so please don't feel bad for me-I have a good job thank God.
Jaffa-Jimmy

 

[skoon]

Real life?? what's that?? in real life I'm married to Jack & I can fly

 

[DCBastien]

RL me is weird. I wouldn't associate with her.. she's.... too.... moody LOL. Who knows 'WHO' she is going to be each day.

Good luck and tal'metta Jaffa-Jim

 

[mystery]

Originally posted by skoon
Real life?? what's that?? in real life I'm married to Jack & I can fly

HEY!!! MY JACK!!!! LET GOOO!!! *starts to tug*
:rolly2: :rolly2: :rolly2:

 

[DCBastien]

now, now, children, play nice. there are enough clones to go around check the NID Inc if you don't think there are!

 

[jsc]

I would really avoid the N.I.D.......and Kinsey....
The SGC offer sounds intreging... don't hold out to long.... but try and get a better deal than T-Man did.... He has to live on base! And can only visit his son when someone allows that to happen...Plus side... He and Jack and Daniel go to jello wrestling events....

 

[ShelbyS]

Jim, there are some openings for Jaffa down in Australia, we have a really short supply so the wages are good.

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

Australian for "Jaffa"

Wow, I'd love to come to Australia-maybe I could find a female who could handle the heavy duty lovin' of a Jaffa!
Actually, I was thinking of starting a Stargate fan dating service-anyone interested? I'm kind of serious here (watch closely, you may never see this again)-but Australia sounds intriguing- a couple of questions: Do you have a Stargate in your area so I don't have to fly, and can I stay with you until I find my own place?
LOL Jaffa-Jim

 

[ShelbyS]

Yeah, we have a gate in Aus, but it's out in the middle of the desert. Could be a long walk to the city. We'll have to get a death glider to come and pick you up. Yeah, you can come and stay with the Aussie Contingent, we'd be glad to have you.

 

[Morrigan]

Hmm, Jaffa-Jim, have you considered doing temp jobs?

I know I could use a former First-Prime at concerts to keep me from getting killed in the mosh-pits. Are you up for the job?

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

Definitely, I got your back-I'll bring my staff weapon, but not the Zat gun-last time I brought that out the cops harassed me about a concealed weapon-at least the staff weapon is out in the open. I've also thought about doing kid's birthday appearances, as well as male escorting (not to kid's birthday parties, of course). Any other suggestions? I've been paying the bill slately by hiring out my services one hour at a time (yeah baby, yeah-and I'm spent)!
LOL Jaffa-Jim

 

[hyacintheve]

You may want to:

1. try the talk show circuit...

"Secrets of an Alien Male Escort"; or

2. write a book...

"Gut Feelings: My Life as First Prime"

:rolly2:

 

[ysm]

Originally posted by hyacintheve
You may want to:

1. try the talk show circuit...

"Secrets of an Alien Male Escort"; or

2. write a book...

"Gut Feelings: My Life as First Prime" :rolly2:

I LIKE it! I can just see you on Jerry Springer! Maybe you'll be in Oprah's book club of the month!:laugh: :laugh: