Crossroads

[Raptor]

I didn't mind it. It wasn't a great episode, but it was cool watching after seeing S4and5. So much links into this one ep. Tanith is always good. Sho'nac wasn't bad .
Plus it was nice to see Anise. Jeez, she nearly feel out of her top in the control room! It was like she and Sho'nac were having some sort of wonderful competition...
Feel free to commence verbal abuse at any time, Cat...
Raptor

 

[Cat]

Originally posted by Raptor Feel free to commence verbal abuse at any time, Cat...

Why, thank you, raptor. Here I go [altho I have to admit it's pretty sedate by my standards]

Originally posted by Raptor
Plus it was nice to see Anise. Jeez, she nearly feel out of her top in the control room!

Nice little Freudian comment there, raptor - "she nearly FEEL out". Subconsciously projecting what you'd like to cop??????

Anyway.....................

She was probably just getting ready to try to dial out on the DHD.

Or, she didn't want to break her nails and she was about to whip 'em out and get down to some serious Tok'ra button pushing

Or, Jack needed somewhere to hang his jacket and his M90

Or, she wanted to provide a handy resting place for Teal'c's staff weapon (guaranteed not to fall sideways)

Or, she was bragging to Sam

Or, the stitching gave way - couldn't keep up with the strain

Or, the director's a dirty young/older man who just wanted to cop an eye full and told the costuming department that "hey, the budget's REALLY tight so we don't have much to spare for the costumes for this episode's guest artistes so keep it to a minimum, hey guys?"

 

[shazstar]

Wow guys Cat's on a roll.......

ROTFLMAO......Thats a very low key way of putting it.

oh boy, Raptor, you asked for that!

Maybe her wonderbras broke. Or else they were so tight those babies HAD to go somewhere, like UP!

 

[ShelbyS]

Or the plastic surgeon got the measurements wrong and went a little overboard....

 

[Cat]

the bike pump got stuck and she couldn't stop pumping.........

 

[Cat]

actually, can you imagine what would happen if you stuck a pin in them??????????????????????????

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually it would be

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because there's two of them

 

[Cat]

and you couldn't get too close to them. You'd have your eyes out

 

[Cat]

or you could go deaf

 

[Cat]

or suffocate to death :dead: :dead: :dead:

 

[Corzafa]

Originally posted by Cat
actually, can you imagine what would happen if you stuck a pin in them??????????????????????????

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually it would be

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because there's two of them

I was almost laughing. Really!

 

[Shaun]

Stop making fun of Anise just because she is gifted with umm well you know. And you're all jealous anyway.

 

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Cat
or suffocate to death :dead: :dead: :dead:

I wouldn't mind dying that way:rolly2: :rolly2:

 

[Shaun]

Re: Re: Crossroads

Originally posted by Cat
Anyway.....................

She was probably just getting ready to try to dial out on the DHD.

Or, she didn't want to break her nails and she was about to whip 'em out and get down to some serious Tok'ra button pushing

Or, Jack needed somewhere to hang his jacket and his M90

Or, she wanted to provide a handy resting place for Teal'c's staff weapon (guaranteed not to fall sideways)

Or, she was bragging to Sam

Or, the stitching gave way - couldn't keep up with the strain

Or, the director's a dirty young/older man who just wanted to cop an eye full and told the costuming department that "hey, the budget's REALLY tight so we don't have much to spare for the costumes for this episode's guest artistes so keep it to a minimum, hey guys?"

Well Cat heres my analysis of your points:
1.Earth doesn't use a DHD.
2.With things like those she doesn't neeeed to do anything, nearly all the guys in the base (and some of the women) would do it for her.:rolly2:
3.Yeah she has a nice rack (as in coat rack).
4 I'm not even going to mention Tealc's staff weapon.:naughty:
5.Maybe.
6.Quite probably.
7.Most likely.

Originally posted by shazstar Maybe her wonderbras broke.

Wow she needs more than one. Maybe one for each of them.

Originally posted by ShelbyS Or the plastic surgeon got the measurements wrong and went a little overboard....

You can never go overboard.

 

[Raptor]

Shaun, I think you're right. It'd be a wonderful way to go...
And Cat, I know my spelling sucks. I didn't mean to spell it like that, I swear! And what about the positive aspects of Anise's... assets? If the 'gate malfunctioned, as it often does, and she came flying out and landed face first on the ramp, her 'friends' would protect her from serious injury! In fact, she'd probably bounce right back up!
Can't you bag Sho'nac for a little while? Anise needs a rest... and I need to come up with some new lines about her for DaC...
Raptor

 

[Cat]

Hey, I think I'm done with Anise, at least for awhile

 

[Cat]

Originally posted by Shaun
Stop making fun of Anise just because she is gifted with umm well you know. And you're all jealous anyway.

I'm not jealous of that!!!!!! Ummmmmm, I'm similarly endowed:blush:

 

[shazstar]

Jeolous....!!!!!!

yeah...right. I've heard that a rack like that does you more physical damage than good, I don't need any more stretch marks or back problems thankyou VERY much. Besides, why worry about having a balloon sized chest when today, you can buy things like wonderbras and inserts and all kinds of things for about $19000 less! I'm telling you guys, I'll bet anything if you saw her in real life, without the tight costumes, without the lighting, without the makeup, without the uh, equipment you would probably be very very very disappointed.

I'd like to be able to give Shonac a hard time Raptor, but I can't remember what she looked like! So I guess I'm stuck with Anise. I can pay her out more in DandC....can't wait. Thats an episode I remember as if it was yesterday.....

 

[Raptor]

Ummmmmm, I'm similarly endowed

Does this mean we're going to be seeing you in a snazzy Tok'ra Spice uniform, Cat? How about you, Shaz? :evil:

Raptor

 

[ShelbyS]

Ooooo, bad Rap, Bad.

I think you should get out of here while your still alive.

 

[Cat]

Originally posted by Raptor


Does this mean we're going to be seeing you in a snazzy Tok'ra Spice uniform, Cat? How about you, Shaz? :evil:

Raptor

I'm not really into leather :naughty:




but then neither is Anise ............ most of the time :eek4: :eek4: :eek4: :eek7: