Spoiler Warning!
Okay, don't read this if you don't want to know what happens.
Basically:
An evil Queen has taken over this Kingdom. A prophecy says that a baby will be born who will defeat her, so she has all expectant mothers brought to her castle--to the dungeon, to deliver.
The expected child is born and smuggled out. After a big chase scene, the smuggler dies, the child floats Moses-like down the river, to be discovered by Willow and his family.
Willow, after failing the test to become the Wizard's apprentice, is chosen to take the child back to her own kind. A delegation sets out, but erupts in arguement when they come across the first big person they see--Madmartigen--locked up in a cage at a crossroads.
The rest of his party abandons Willow and the baby and heads back as the Rebels' Army marches by to do battle with the Queen. Willow frees Madmartigen, who promises to help him...but he promptly uses the Princess to try to score with an inkeepers' wife--prompting one of my favorite quotes: "Tempting--but no." (To the inkeeper's question to Madmartigen, in drag: "Wanna breed?")
Long story a bit shorter. With the help of two brownies, the fairies, a Sorceress who'd been trapped in animal form for many, many years, the Evil Queen's daughter, and Madmartigen, Willow and the Princess manage to defeat the Evil Queen and restore goodness to the realm.
On personal note: Madmartigen rocked! Loved him! He was such a wonderful bad boy made good, thief and traitor turned good, savior under a dark cloud, kind of character
How can you not love him?
RQ