spookypumpkin
"happy oestrogen bubble"
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i found this on a web page; sorry if its yours i didn't intentionally nick it - tell me who you are so we can all pat you on the head!!
An SGC Christmas
Twas' the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Only one creature was stirring,
No.... it wasn't the mouse.
It was the airman's' first Christmas you see,
Spent in the depths of the hidden SGC.
Their stockings were hung on the Stargate with care,
With a few extra motion sensors set here and there.
Tonight they had hopes of Santa to see,
To finally prove the myth as real as you and me.
From the Control Room arose such a noise,
It was Gen. Hammond yelling, "Get out of there boys!"
So while all of the soldiers trudged up to bed,
Plans of escape danced deep in there heads.
As soon as their superiors went to bed they could hear,
Did all of them sneak back to the Gate Room with their camo' and gear.
While camouflauged as walls and one as a tree,
They set their trap as innocent as could be.
Holding position til the clock struck twelve,
They plotted the capture of Santa's little elves.
Then all of a sudden glyphs started clicking into place,
And the Stargate's vortex flew out into space.
Then Santa's form appeared out of the blue,
And stepped into a pile of well-placed glue.
In seconds all the sensors began to flash red,
And "Intruder Alert" all their computer screens said.
SG-11 surrounded him with pride,
Shaking his hand they each moved to the side.
"Mission Accomplished" he said with a laugh,
"You should be happy, you've caught me at last."
Then they freed Santa and showed him the tree,
Each of them thinking, "I hope that one's for me."
As he turned to leave through the blue,
This time he avoided their pile of glue.
Then he turned and laughed as he said,
"Next year I'm going to check to make sure you're in bed."
Each of them smiled and waved goodbye,
As he dissapeared into some unknown sky.
Smiles painted the faces as they went to sleep,
Each of them dreaming what to do for next year, maybe next week.
and with that a very merry christmas to all of yoooooooouuu!!!!!!
drink lots, do loads of stuff you'll regret later, and have a GR8 time!
An SGC Christmas
Twas' the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Only one creature was stirring,
No.... it wasn't the mouse.
It was the airman's' first Christmas you see,
Spent in the depths of the hidden SGC.
Their stockings were hung on the Stargate with care,
With a few extra motion sensors set here and there.
Tonight they had hopes of Santa to see,
To finally prove the myth as real as you and me.
From the Control Room arose such a noise,
It was Gen. Hammond yelling, "Get out of there boys!"
So while all of the soldiers trudged up to bed,
Plans of escape danced deep in there heads.
As soon as their superiors went to bed they could hear,
Did all of them sneak back to the Gate Room with their camo' and gear.
While camouflauged as walls and one as a tree,
They set their trap as innocent as could be.
Holding position til the clock struck twelve,
They plotted the capture of Santa's little elves.
Then all of a sudden glyphs started clicking into place,
And the Stargate's vortex flew out into space.
Then Santa's form appeared out of the blue,
And stepped into a pile of well-placed glue.
In seconds all the sensors began to flash red,
And "Intruder Alert" all their computer screens said.
SG-11 surrounded him with pride,
Shaking his hand they each moved to the side.
"Mission Accomplished" he said with a laugh,
"You should be happy, you've caught me at last."
Then they freed Santa and showed him the tree,
Each of them thinking, "I hope that one's for me."
As he turned to leave through the blue,
This time he avoided their pile of glue.
Then he turned and laughed as he said,
"Next year I'm going to check to make sure you're in bed."
Each of them smiled and waved goodbye,
As he dissapeared into some unknown sky.
Smiles painted the faces as they went to sleep,
Each of them dreaming what to do for next year, maybe next week.
and with that a very merry christmas to all of yoooooooouuu!!!!!!
drink lots, do loads of stuff you'll regret later, and have a GR8 time!
