summershake
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Hey!
I thought that the Season 5 section needed a quote thread.
So here we go:
Between Two Fires
Jack and Daniel talking to Travell, trying to get more ion cannons
Jack: "Give us...more than one."
Daniel: "...more than one."
Travell: "How many would you require?"
Daniel: "Mmhhh...thirty..."
Jack: "...eight."
Daniel: "Thirty-eight. Total."
Sam, Teal'c and Narim entering Narim's house
Automatic voice (it's Sam's voice): "Greetings, Narim. Welcome home. Atmosphere control is active. Shall I prepare a mid-day meal for you and your guests?"
Narim: "No, thank you."
Sam: "Narim?"
Narim: "Yes, Samantha?"
Sam: "Is that my voice?"
Narim: "I'm sorry, I was hoping you wouldn't notice."
Jack and Teal'c trying to locate the trinium
Teal'c: "Narim said in order for the device to work on both of us we must hold hands, O'Neill."
Jack: "I know." (he's not a happy camper...LOL)
Narim: "His name is Tanith."
Teal'c gives his look.
Jack: "Easy, big fella."
Jack: "Narim, will you get your head out of your ass!"
Red Sky
Jack, Daniel and Sam talking to Frier
Jack: "Then may I speak to whomever decides?"
Frier: "It is possible. Prepare to meet with the Asgard High Council."
Jack: "I'm prepared. Right now. Let's go."
Frier: "Step to the place where I stand."
Jack: "I'm sort of prepared."
Jack talking to the Asgard High Council
Jack: "Okay. Fine. We made a mistake. A big mistake and we're very, very sorry. But we also saved your little grey butts from the replicators and now we want your help. I'm not asking you to change the course of their cultural developing, just fix the damn sun. No one will know (he waves his hands to emphasize his words)...we won't tell (waves his hands again).
...
Daniel (disbelieving): "...little grey butts."
Sam: "Sir, I've been thinking."
Jack: "I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter."
Sam: "Here. Okay."
She takes two apples
Sam: "Let's say these are the unstable plutonium molecules that are poisening the sun."
Jack (still following): "Okay."
She takes two pears
Sam: "What if these are the molecules of a more stable super-heavy element, let's say something with an atomic weight above 200."
Jack: "Sure. I can think of a few."
Sam: "Actually they don't occur in nature, at least not on earth..."
...she puts the pears next to the apples while she speaks
Daniel (pointing to the fruits): "You realize you're mixing your apples and your..."
Jack stops him with a glare
Jack describing Frier to the natives
Jack: This little fella is about three feet tall, got clamy grey skin, big black eyes and skinny, tiny little arms and legs...like toothpicks." (LOLOL)
Beast Of Burden
Daniel contacts Sam over the radio
Daniel: "Sam, it's Daniel, do you read?"
Sam: "Daniel, you okay?"
Daniel: "Uuhhh, been better."
Sam: "Colonel O'Neill?"
Daniel: "Uuhhh, physically fine, but I am not expecting a birthday present anytime soon."
Cha'aka apologizing to Jack
Cha'aka: "Cha'aka."
Jack: "Cha'aka...full of nuts, whatever."
Daniel watching the Unas actually communicating
Daniel: "They're saying Cha'aka is their leader. They...they must recognize that he wouldn't leave without them."
Jack: "Daniel, dogs sniff each other's butts and they're friends for life. we still keep them as pets."
Threshold
Jack and Daniel standing at Teal'c's bed
Jack: "You wanna go first?"
Daniel: "Sure."
...Silence...Daniel goes and gets a chair...Silence
Jack: "Should I go?" (or something like that)
Daniel: "Yeah."
Teal'c has a memory: "Va'lar."
Jack: "Va'lar...is that what he said?"
Daniel: "I think he said velour."
Jack: "Velour?"
Daniel:"Velour."
Jack: "The fabric?"
Daniel: "That's what I heard him say."
Jack: "Why would he say that?"
Daniel: "I don't know, why would he say Va'lar?"
Jack (hurt): "I don't know." (LOL)
...
Teal'c: "O'Neill! What's happening? Why am I restrained?"
Jack: "Well, you were sort of trying to kill everyone in these past few weeks."
...
Teal'c: "Apophis is a god!"
Daniel: "False god...dead false god."
Teal'c: "Your words cannot change the truth."
Daniel: "Well, they're not my words, Teal'c, they're yours. Ah, of course you were wrong at that time because he wasn't actually dead, but that's not..."
...
Teal'c has another memory: "Do not test my temper, woman"
Daniel: "Woman? Did..did he just call me a...a...a woman?"
Jack: "Yes, I believe he did."
Sam: "So...is it working? Is he...did he say anything?"
Jack: "Talked about fabric, briefly."
Daniel: "He just called me a woman."
Menace
Daniel, Jack and Sam in the lab with the sleeping Reece
Sam: "The power cells should be fully charged. As far as I can tell there isn't an on-switch. It's possible the power was depleted for too long."
Jack to Daniel: "Why don't you kiss her?"
Daniel glares at him (LOL)...suddenly Reece inhales
Sam: "There's a pulse."
Daniel: "It has a heart-beat?"
Jack: "It has a heart?"
Daniel trying to convince Sam and Jack not slapping Reece on the face with the reality she's a robot after already telling her her planet was destroyed
Jack: "What? It's a *machine*."
Daniel: "She just found out her father is dead."
Jack: "It's a *machine*."
Sam: "He's right. It's not like it ever had a real father."
Daniel: "Oh, maybe not. Maybe it's her creator. Or maybe we're talking to the stored consciousness of a real human being who once did have a real father. I think past experience should be telling us to be careful about deciding what is and what isn't a life-form."
Sam: "Okay, I agree. All I'm saying is if she really doesn't know what she is she has a right to."
Daniel: "Okay, and I wish you to wait a while. I mean, she did seem pretty upset."
Jack: "For a *MACHINE*!"
Janet is treating Daniel's head wound after Reece shoved him into a book-shelf when he tried to tell her she's a robot. Jack joins them
Jack: "Hey! That went well."
Sam: "Maybe she has some sort of programming that prevents her from acknowledging she's anything but human."
Jack: "Robot denial?" (LOL)
...
Sam: "So you think we should just shut her down?"
Jack about Daniel: "Oh, I don't know, let's ask the man who just had his head cracked open."
Daniel: "Ah, I think she didn't like to hurt me, she just didn't like what I was saying." (or something like that...)
Jack: "I don't like most of what you're saying. I try to resist the urge to shove you through a wall."
So, these were some of my fav quotes. Sorry if this is a bit long...
I thought that the Season 5 section needed a quote thread.
So here we go:
Between Two Fires
Jack and Daniel talking to Travell, trying to get more ion cannons
Jack: "Give us...more than one."
Daniel: "...more than one."
Travell: "How many would you require?"
Daniel: "Mmhhh...thirty..."
Jack: "...eight."
Daniel: "Thirty-eight. Total."
Sam, Teal'c and Narim entering Narim's house
Automatic voice (it's Sam's voice): "Greetings, Narim. Welcome home. Atmosphere control is active. Shall I prepare a mid-day meal for you and your guests?"
Narim: "No, thank you."
Sam: "Narim?"
Narim: "Yes, Samantha?"
Sam: "Is that my voice?"
Narim: "I'm sorry, I was hoping you wouldn't notice."
Jack and Teal'c trying to locate the trinium
Teal'c: "Narim said in order for the device to work on both of us we must hold hands, O'Neill."
Jack: "I know." (he's not a happy camper...LOL)
Narim: "His name is Tanith."
Teal'c gives his look.
Jack: "Easy, big fella."
Jack: "Narim, will you get your head out of your ass!"
Red Sky
Jack, Daniel and Sam talking to Frier
Jack: "Then may I speak to whomever decides?"
Frier: "It is possible. Prepare to meet with the Asgard High Council."
Jack: "I'm prepared. Right now. Let's go."
Frier: "Step to the place where I stand."
Jack: "I'm sort of prepared."
Jack talking to the Asgard High Council
Jack: "Okay. Fine. We made a mistake. A big mistake and we're very, very sorry. But we also saved your little grey butts from the replicators and now we want your help. I'm not asking you to change the course of their cultural developing, just fix the damn sun. No one will know (he waves his hands to emphasize his words)...we won't tell (waves his hands again).
...
Daniel (disbelieving): "...little grey butts."
Sam: "Sir, I've been thinking."
Jack: "I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter."
Sam: "Here. Okay."
She takes two apples
Sam: "Let's say these are the unstable plutonium molecules that are poisening the sun."
Jack (still following): "Okay."
She takes two pears
Sam: "What if these are the molecules of a more stable super-heavy element, let's say something with an atomic weight above 200."
Jack: "Sure. I can think of a few."
Sam: "Actually they don't occur in nature, at least not on earth..."
...she puts the pears next to the apples while she speaks
Daniel (pointing to the fruits): "You realize you're mixing your apples and your..."
Jack stops him with a glare
Jack describing Frier to the natives
Jack: This little fella is about three feet tall, got clamy grey skin, big black eyes and skinny, tiny little arms and legs...like toothpicks." (LOLOL)
Beast Of Burden
Daniel contacts Sam over the radio
Daniel: "Sam, it's Daniel, do you read?"
Sam: "Daniel, you okay?"
Daniel: "Uuhhh, been better."
Sam: "Colonel O'Neill?"
Daniel: "Uuhhh, physically fine, but I am not expecting a birthday present anytime soon."
Cha'aka apologizing to Jack
Cha'aka: "Cha'aka."
Jack: "Cha'aka...full of nuts, whatever."
Daniel watching the Unas actually communicating
Daniel: "They're saying Cha'aka is their leader. They...they must recognize that he wouldn't leave without them."
Jack: "Daniel, dogs sniff each other's butts and they're friends for life. we still keep them as pets."
Threshold
Jack and Daniel standing at Teal'c's bed
Jack: "You wanna go first?"
Daniel: "Sure."
...Silence...Daniel goes and gets a chair...Silence
Jack: "Should I go?" (or something like that)
Daniel: "Yeah."
Teal'c has a memory: "Va'lar."
Jack: "Va'lar...is that what he said?"
Daniel: "I think he said velour."
Jack: "Velour?"
Daniel:"Velour."
Jack: "The fabric?"
Daniel: "That's what I heard him say."
Jack: "Why would he say that?"
Daniel: "I don't know, why would he say Va'lar?"
Jack (hurt): "I don't know." (LOL)
...
Teal'c: "O'Neill! What's happening? Why am I restrained?"
Jack: "Well, you were sort of trying to kill everyone in these past few weeks."
...
Teal'c: "Apophis is a god!"
Daniel: "False god...dead false god."
Teal'c: "Your words cannot change the truth."
Daniel: "Well, they're not my words, Teal'c, they're yours. Ah, of course you were wrong at that time because he wasn't actually dead, but that's not..."
...
Teal'c has another memory: "Do not test my temper, woman"
Daniel: "Woman? Did..did he just call me a...a...a woman?"
Jack: "Yes, I believe he did."
Sam: "So...is it working? Is he...did he say anything?"
Jack: "Talked about fabric, briefly."
Daniel: "He just called me a woman."
Menace
Daniel, Jack and Sam in the lab with the sleeping Reece
Sam: "The power cells should be fully charged. As far as I can tell there isn't an on-switch. It's possible the power was depleted for too long."
Jack to Daniel: "Why don't you kiss her?"
Daniel glares at him (LOL)...suddenly Reece inhales
Sam: "There's a pulse."
Daniel: "It has a heart-beat?"
Jack: "It has a heart?"
Daniel trying to convince Sam and Jack not slapping Reece on the face with the reality she's a robot after already telling her her planet was destroyed
Jack: "What? It's a *machine*."
Daniel: "She just found out her father is dead."
Jack: "It's a *machine*."
Sam: "He's right. It's not like it ever had a real father."
Daniel: "Oh, maybe not. Maybe it's her creator. Or maybe we're talking to the stored consciousness of a real human being who once did have a real father. I think past experience should be telling us to be careful about deciding what is and what isn't a life-form."
Sam: "Okay, I agree. All I'm saying is if she really doesn't know what she is she has a right to."
Daniel: "Okay, and I wish you to wait a while. I mean, she did seem pretty upset."
Jack: "For a *MACHINE*!"
Janet is treating Daniel's head wound after Reece shoved him into a book-shelf when he tried to tell her she's a robot. Jack joins them
Jack: "Hey! That went well."
Sam: "Maybe she has some sort of programming that prevents her from acknowledging she's anything but human."
Jack: "Robot denial?" (LOL)
...
Sam: "So you think we should just shut her down?"
Jack about Daniel: "Oh, I don't know, let's ask the man who just had his head cracked open."
Daniel: "Ah, I think she didn't like to hurt me, she just didn't like what I was saying." (or something like that...)
Jack: "I don't like most of what you're saying. I try to resist the urge to shove you through a wall."
So, these were some of my fav quotes. Sorry if this is a bit long...
