Why S.G.-1 needs Daniel...

Hatshepsut

Hatshepsut

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Not sure where to post this - perhaps we need a Stargate Humour section. It's with kind permission from DaletheTimeLord on MICHAELSHANKSFANS@yahoogroups.com again :cool: :D

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SG-1 sat in front of a row of computers, all of them trying to figure
out why the Gate was behaving so oddly. 

The last time the event horizon has started revolving there was a black hole on the other end, but this was different.  It was much faster this time, making you feel quite ill if you watched for more than half a minute.

Daniel sat with his nose in three books, trying to decipher the
message that was flashing up in the monitor screen, wriiten in the language of the ancients, and flashing a very pretty combination of red and green.

The rotating wormhole was getting faster...

"I've got it!" said Daniel, "I know what the message says..."

O'Neill and Carter looked over, and Teal'C raised one eyebrow.

"Well?" said O'Neill.

Daniel closed the books, removed his glasses and massaged the bridge of his nose.

"Entering final rinse.  Please add conditioner."

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Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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nice 1 ... some genuine SG humour .. very refreshing !!!
 
What does ROFLMHO mean?

That joke was so funny my sides are splitting!
Are there any more?
GB :rolly2:
 
way to go Hatshepsut
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ROTHFLSHCBDN

ok, it's a new one, rolling on the floor laughing so hard can't breathe dying now. How's that? Anyway, that was great, made my day!! :flash: :laugh:


Need more funnies like that, keep em coming. SS
 
Originally posted by skoon
way to go Hatshepsut
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I'd like to emphasize that I'm only forwarding these - with permission - from a wickedly funny chap known as Dale, the Time Lord - an allusion to Dr. Who. I'm not after the credit for them :)

He is good, isn't he? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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Here's a little more of Dale's humour :)

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Daniel Jackson gathered up his papers, and headed for the dialling room.  He walked up the flight of stairs, and went to the computer. 

He typed in a bizarre set of instructions, and in return the VDU flashed up "Time Travel facility enabled.  Please enter required place/date/time co-ordinates, and activate the Gate."

By the time the alarms for the active Gate had summoned guards, and Hammond, Daniel had long gone.

>>Outside a Large Office Block, circa 1990AD<<

The intercom buzzed.

"Your 11:30 is here, sir."

"Show him in, Glenda."

There was a sharp double knock at the door, and a smartly dressed middle aged woman ushered the 11:30 appointment inside.

The executive looked up from the paperwork on the desk.

"Doctor Jackson?"

"Please, call me Daniel."

"Okay, Daniel.  We at MGM are very interested in your idea for..."

He flipped through the paperwork.

"Stargate SG-1..."

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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Another corker !

Hatshepsut, do you have an email address for dale .. if so could you PM it to me.. Thanks.

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May the Force by with you !
 
I need more jokes like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rolly2: :alienooh: :rolly2: :alienooh: :rolly2: :alienooh: :rolly2:
 
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