If Lord of the Rings were a Voyager episode.

[Dave]

http://scifimovies.about.com/bllordofthevoyager.htm

This is very funny!

 

[Tabitha]

It is not often I belly laugh out loud at something I read on the net, but this fits the bill. Hilarious! Thanks for the link Dave.

*still giggling*

especially:

4. "Gates of Minas Tirith at 47%... Gates of Minas Tirith at 23%...Captain, the gates of Minas Tirith are down."
13. The title is changed to "Captain Proton and the Ring of Evil."
and my personal favourite:
1. Even after journeying alone into Mordor, throwing the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom, casting down the Dark Tower of Barad-dur and banishing the evil of Sauron from Middle-Earth forever, Frodo is still an Ensign.