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[Hatshepsut]

Forwarded from Dale the Time Lord:

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Apophis's ship - 9.00 a.m.:

Apophis was just finishing the call to his mother when SG-1 were
captured by the Jaffa.

"Yes Mother, I've got a washing machine on board.  No, there's no tumble dryer.  I just hand the wet robes to a Jaffa, shout "Kri!" and he runs up and down corridors with my clothes until they're dry... 
Okay Mum, you take care.  Love you lots.  Bye!!"

SG-1 were lead into Apophis' throne room, where he sat upon... well, rather obviously, his throne. 

"I have you all at last," he stated, casting a dark look at Teal'C.
"And you brought the Shol'Va as well." 

He laughed, one of those evil bad guy type laughs that vampires and psychos are always so good at.

"Ah, Daniel," Apophis continued.  "I have exquisite torture for you
all.  By the time this ends you will beg me to kill you." 

Apophis touched a control on his throne, and the floor slid back to
reveal a square, with four rows of inlaid circles, each line of four
being a different colour: red, blue, yellow, green.

Sam's eyes widened. 
"Oh god.  Tell me it's not..."

Daniel looked around, and nodded gravely.

Spoiler

"It is.  It's Twister."

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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[Rowan]

Dale-Files

I have to admit this shows a whole new side of Apophis.

Rowan

 

[Anni]

LOL.....perhaps they should have played that in the episode of the Summit instead of munching snacks!

I love the bit about the Jaffa running up and down corridors until the clothes dry!

My son always ends his calls by saying 'Bye mum, love you lots, take care!'........ er.....do you think????

Of course he also frequently tells me that I'm a miserable old trout as well!

 

[summershake]

Originally posted by Anni
My son always ends his calls by saying 'Bye mum, love you lots, take care!'........ er.....do you think????

Uh-uh, maybe you should keep an eye on him...

 

[Anni]

Well I did ask him if his eyes glowed and then he said I was just a daft old bat!

:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[skoon]

my type of guy...

 

[Hatshepsut]

Originally posted by Anni
Well I did ask him if his eyes glowed and then he said I was just a daft old bat!

Where have you buried the body...?

Or did you use a zat? (Much tidier )

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
(Available for the provision of alibis)
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[Rowan]

taxonomy

First a trout and then a bat? Has a thing for critters, don'tja'think?

Row

 

[Anni]

Thats my boy!

I think he might just like pushing his luck! When I go over to his house, I'll probably smack him round the earhole! That'll make his eyes glow!

Then Jack (his son, my grandson) and I will gang up on him!

All self-respecting System Lords should run away when they see the two of us coming at them!

 

[skoon]

lol :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Wingless Flyer]

LMAO!!