Favourite Xander Quotes!

[Chicky Babe]

Please post all favourite Xander quotes here cos I'd love to read them. I'll start us off:
Xander: I laugh in the face of danger...then runaway and hide.

 

[Chicky Babe]

no-one comes here alot do they?

 

[slayerette]

I like the line from the musical; about witchs...( it makes me laugh it's so zander like) lets see ( this is from memory so excuse any screw ups)

Season Six:

Spoiler

"It could be witchs,some evil witchs. which is rediculas cause witchs they where wicked good & persecuted, loved the earth & women power & I'll be over here..... da!da! da!dum!
now lets bring on Anya! & the bunnys!