Ok, this isn't exactly a story, but there's nowhere else to really post it. Some of you might get a kick out of it. I originally wrote it in 2001.
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You know you've been reading too much FK fanfic when you're doing computer programming late at night, and the rather silly thought pops into your head that FK has a certain logic.
This is in written both C-style and Visual Basic-style code. Please note that this is not real code, but it could work if you declared all of your variables to match it.
Forever Knight Logic by Emily
currentyear = 2001;
For (Nick = 1228; Nick < currentyear; Nick++)
Angst = Angst + 1;
Loop
If (Nick = angsting) Then
Flashback = True;
End If
If (partner = "Schanke") Then
If (Season = 1) Then
Captain = "StoneTree
Else: Captain = "Cohen"
End If
End If
If (partner = "Tracy" Then
Season = 3
Captain = "Reese"
End If
If (Nick&Natalie) = True Then
Nick&Janette = False
End If
If (Nick&Janette) = True Then
Nick&Natalie = False
End If
If (LaCroix = Nightcrawler) Then
Monolouge = True
End If
I couldn't think of any more. Sheesh I must have been really overtired to think of this stuff. This is what you get for doing too much programming, reading too much FK fanfic, and staying up too late --- heh heh.
* * * * *
You know you've been reading too much FK fanfic when you're doing computer programming late at night, and the rather silly thought pops into your head that FK has a certain logic.
This is in written both C-style and Visual Basic-style code. Please note that this is not real code, but it could work if you declared all of your variables to match it.
Forever Knight Logic by Emily
currentyear = 2001;
For (Nick = 1228; Nick < currentyear; Nick++)
Angst = Angst + 1;
Loop
If (Nick = angsting) Then
Flashback = True;
End If
If (partner = "Schanke") Then
If (Season = 1) Then
Captain = "StoneTree
Else: Captain = "Cohen"
End If
End If
If (partner = "Tracy" Then
Season = 3
Captain = "Reese"
End If
If (Nick&Natalie) = True Then
Nick&Janette = False
End If
If (Nick&Janette) = True Then
Nick&Natalie = False
End If
If (LaCroix = Nightcrawler) Then
Monolouge = True
End If
I couldn't think of any more. Sheesh I must have been really overtired to think of this stuff. This is what you get for doing too much programming, reading too much FK fanfic, and staying up too late --- heh heh.
