thanks cyn<G>
i'll spoil the ending...or maybe not.
A planet, pyramid ship in the background. We see Jaffa, reporting to their god, an agent of Anubis. Nuby wants sg-1 captured, alive.
Open
Abandoned planet, looks a lot like vorash. Two geeks, scanning ring transporters. Ok, three geeks. One of them had serious hero worship. Felger.
Jack and Teal'c are talking hockey. They went to a game last year. Teal'c says the canucks will win.
Jack and Teal'c want lunch. Digging for mre's. Felger gushes over carter. Another geek trips. Teal'c is keeping track of how many times they've saved the world. 8 times.
Sam and Jonas are at the gate. They just got a message from hammy.
Jack and Teal'c go off to meet up with Sam and Jonas. Tells the geeks to go home in an hour.
Felger is worried. The geeks have a fight over which trek is best.
A hatak flies overhead. The geeks notice. Sg-1 is under fire, lots of zats. The geeks run off, see sg-1 taken by the bad guys marched off to the alkash
Commercial
The geeks are now running back to the camp. One of them argues that they need to return to earth. Felger wants to go rescue them. They're gonna use the tons o rings on the planet to ring up to the ship before it leaves.
Two of them ring up to the hatak. firing as they land.
The geek comes back to the sgc, using sg-1's code. He reports that sg-1 was captured. And that felger and geek 2 went after them.
To the hatak
Geeks are crawling through the vents.
Sg-1 are in a cell. Sam is teasing Jonas about not smiling…seeing as it's his first time being captured by a Jaffa.
Jonas asks if they should be trying to escape. Jack says no…. some over dressed, over the top bad guy will be in to gloat…. like now.
Right on cue, the Jaffa show up.
Herak, first prime of lord khonsu of karek
He and jack smarts off. typical Jaffa 'you belong to my master now'
To the geeks
They're crawling out of a vent. Felger has been studying blueprints.
Sg-1 in a cell, they hear…a bird?
Felger and coons (the second geek)
They're here to rescue them. And D'OH….sg-1 allowed themselves to be captured on purpose…..we're on a mission you NIT!
Commercial
The geeks are embarrassed and in the cell. Sg-1 is being to taken to meet an undercover Tok'ra. They couldn't tell the Jaffa because the Jaffa don't know their master is a Tok'ra.
Sg-1 has been on standby for weeks waiting for word to get captured by this guy.
A Jaffa comes to tell them that there are rebel Jaffa on the ship. 'We come to assure you that you're not alone'…and the two geeks poke their heads out.
Jack sends the geeks off with the good Jaffa.
Khonsu's planet
The Jaffa reports (herok) that he's gotten sg-1. He offers to interrogate them for his lord. The goa'uld says no, I'll do it.
The geeks are hidden in a supply room.
The hatak arrives; sg-1 is taken to khonsu (ginsu according to jack)
They're taken into a chamber. Locked in a big energy cell.
This whole imprisoned for our own protection is getting old
To the geeks
They might as well have updated their wills, or be wearing red shirts. D'oh…the good Jaffa are killed by bad Jaffa…and the geeks witness it. We got trouble right here in river city.
Coons freaks, I'm a math teacher not a soldier. It's up to the geeks to figure out what's going on. Felger has an idea.
They dress in Jaffa uniforms and ring down to the planet. So we got grousing geeks in Jaffa armor on a planet. Jaffa wearing glasses. Coons barfs on the Jaffa.
Throne room
Herok comes before khonsu…no prisoners. He kills khonsu. Herok tells them that their god is a Tok'ra. He says he's taking control until nuby can come and claim the prisoners. (When you watch it…look on the wall. I SWEAR that's a batleah …you know, worf's sword thingie)
So basically, sg-1 is prisoners of a Jaffa, herok who is holding them to hand them over to nuby…..and we got two geeks running around the planet…one of them wearing his glasses btw. <g>
Commercial
Throne room, sg-1 brought before herok. Jack asks where khonsu is , he's dead. Jack asks if he's really dead or semi-dead.
Nuby's known that khonsu was Tok'ra…he's been waiting for him to benefit him…which he has by capturing sg-1.
They're subdued and jack gets a shot with the pain stick.
Harok asks for names…jack says ask khonsu.
Sam says he's not lying…all the info they had was to meet khonsu.
Herok says that they have no idea what nuby is capable of.
To the sgc
They find out that khonsu is Tok'ra and killed. Sg-1 is captured. Hammond can't even think about a rescue, hammy can't send more people after them. Too risky.
The geeks on the planet.
Jay (felger) is creeping around, Simon is following him. They want to mount a rescue. They go bickering through the halls.
Into a big empty room. Looking for some weakness. Touch a column, found the control room.
Back to sg-1's cell.
Felger calls over the pa.
Sam tells them to look for the controls. They find the schematics, and the way to an armory…or bathroom.
One geek goes for it, they get the forcefield down. Felger comes in drops weapons at their feet.
Jack gives him heck. Disobey my orders again and I'll shoot you.
Felger has a plan, they take out the Jaffa and go home, there's only a dozen. 'you're sg-1, it's what you do'
Coons is giving directions over the radio.
They can't get the door open.
Felger is hero-worshiping again.
Coons gets the door open…just in the nick of time.
Now they're outside.
Coons is trapped inside the control room, with a dozen Jaffa outside.
Commercial.
Back outside, sg-1 and felger are looking at the gate…there are a lot of Jaffa. Felger promises to stay where he is. Sg-1 are zatting Jaffa. Jonas shoots a few. Open season on Jaffa.
Cool, Teal'c comes out of the water to grab one.
Coons calls, he's in trouble. The Jaffa are battering the door.
Felger ignores him
Sam and Jonas get targeted by a big honkin gun..Teal'c shoots the Jaffa….Teal'c and the big guns.
On the ship, the Jaffa are knocking down the door. Coons is behind the console.
Jack and Teal'c ring back onto the ship. Tells Sam & Jonas to give them 5 minutes.
Coons is inside, we hear zatting, yelling in the hall. The door comes down; it's jack and Teal'c to rescue the geek.
They ring back. Sam and Jonas have the gate open. They're taking fire. They run
Jack pauses at the gate with a 'pbbbgttt' moment
Back to the sgc, the geeks get an award for valor. Jack pins it on them. Given them heck for screwing up. But they did save their lives. Sam comes up, gives Simon a peck…slips felger the tongue…literally, we're talking full fledged kiss….yo felger. Hello. You paying attention…Simon and jay are in one of the labs working on an experiment.
Hello Dorothy, is all of it a dream or just the last part???? Who knows.
was it real or was jay felger the mother of all marty sue's????
ooh, i do have to point out, sam didn't techno babble once...in fact i think she had about 5 lines or so
Next week
Allegiance.