Futurama Quotes!

[Tabitha]

Here's one of my faves:

Nichelle Nichols: Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.




Got any you want to share?

 

[Tabitha]

No one a fan? Come on people, there are some great ones...

"Forget your stupid theme park! I'm gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the theme park!"- Bender

"Who needs courage when you have a gun?" - Professor Farnsworth

"That's so plausable I can't believe it!" - Leela

"We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against."- Zapp Brannigan

 

[jwells]

Quotes

I like these:

Fry: I have a question.
Leela: Anything as long as it's not about the eye.
Fry: Oh...um.
Leela: Is it about the eye?
Fry: Uh, no.
Leela: What is it then?
Fry: What's with the eye?
Leela: I'm an alien.
Fry: Cool.

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

 

[Tabitha]

Oh yeh, those are two of my faves... I am thinking about putting the Bender one in my sig

 

[nic]

I like it we the Willy Wonker alien-guy in the Slurm factory whispers to the gang in refers to his "Uphalumpa" workers:

"They're practically slaves!"

 

[Smitty]

Originally posted by Tabitha
Oh yeh, those are two of my faves... I am thinking about putting the Bender one in my sig

I got one I like in my sig.

Zoidberg's "It's toe tappingly tragic."

-cs

 

[Smitty]

2 more

From War Is The H Word

Sergeant: "Correct, there is no obligation."
Bender/Fry: *giggling, signing up for the army*
Sergeant: "Unless of course, war were declared."
*alarm goes off*
Fry: "What's that?"
Sergeant: "War were declared."

From the latest episode The Why Of Fry Great episode btw.

Nibbler: "I did not come back in time. My people lack that ability."
Fry: "But... I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop!"
Nibbler: "Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers!"



-cs

 

[nic]

(From the Mars Uni episode when Guenter (the monkey) is embarrassed by his primitive parents)

Fry: Look Guenter, if you're so miserable here maybe you should just go back to the jungle.

Guenter: [dreamy] The jungle? ... but I couldn't do that to the Professor. I'm his prize experiment ... and he's like a father to me.

Leela: But he's not your father. That guy in the punch bowl was your father.

 

[Smitty]

Then Fry did that great spit take.

-cs

 

[Col. Jack]

Gotta put in my fave quote.

The ep when Fry stays in Benders tiny apartment.

Bender(asleep)- Kill all humans. (Fry freaks out)

Bender(still asleep)- Hey baby. (Fry relaxes) You wanna kill all humans.

lol :monkee:

 

[McHorde-Trooper]

Prof. Farnsworth: Good news everyone!
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You can always tell something funny or strange would be said right after that.