You know when you're obsessed with HP when...

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There's one of these in the LOTR forum and I thought it was a neat idea to start a HP one.
1: You wear your coat over your head thinking your invisible.
2: You insist that the price of coke is 10 sickles rather than 80p.
3: Any alleyways you come across you try tapping to the bricks to see if there is a Diagon Alley hiding behind it.
4: You investigate any old, abandoned buildings that says "Dangerous. Leave Alone."
 
5. The day before your eleventh birthday you sit in front of the letter box from midnight on and hound the 'stupid muggle post office' if you only get cards.

6. You spend the days at zoos trying to figure what your animagus form would be.

7. The explosions in your room were POTIONS preperations...

8. You have a thing for scares on foreheads.

9. You badger your parents for a familiar--- even if you live in a poky apartment (don't try that at home kids)

10. You are dissapointed when the chocolate frogs in the muggle shops don't jump about.
 
11: You say lemon sherbet and cockroach clusters to statues hoping they'll spring aside.
 
12. You expect you friend's pet rat to turn into a supposedly dead man at any moment

13. you walk round with a tree sticksaying nonsense words hoping you will stumble across a magic spell and that the stick is actually wand a wizard dropped



thanks for this thread chicky babe...it was a great idea! :)



Sinistra :rain:
 
Cheers Sinny! You got msn?
14: When buying a rat you buy the illest looking one in the shop, preferably with the toe missing.
15: You buy a broom and carefully ink Firebolt on it-insisting that your magic powers to help you ride it will kick in soon.
 
Obsessed

16: You keep saying "Wingardium Leviosa" to try to get things to levitate because you can't be bothered to lift it yourself.

17: You think at least one person you work with looks like someone out of Harry Potter.

18: You think YOU look like someone from Harry Potter.

19: You try to alter your look to deliberately look like someone from Harry Potter.

20: You plan to name your children after people from Harry Potter.

21: You try to buy every bit of Harry Potter merchandise, even though most of it is for kids and you're 20 years old.:rolly2:
 
22. You call all big fluffy, sweet animals thinks like "Fang"

23. You bow to anything resembling a Hippogriff

24. You wander around zoos into cages saying you're not afraid of anything, you've handled dragons.

25. You correct people on the pronunciation of spells (potion names, etc)
 
26: When u buy sellotape you add a p between the s and the e on the receipt.
27: You've had an attempt at making your own wand and snitch.
 
You call electricity EKELTRICIY or whatever it was lmao i cant spell it!


And yup i have msn chicky babe i think you're alread on mine
 
30) You sit around with your family and quote Harry Potter lines for an hour. And then argue about each others failed accent.

31) You debate over and over why couldn't Voldemort kill Harry as a baby, and still come up with the same answer...you don't know.

32) You are constantly saying "alohomora" when you unlock a door.
 
33) You've got a broom int he house that you pretend is a magic broom & that can fly
 
34) You attempt to make your own sleek eezy hair potion.
35) You attempt to make your own broom servicing kit and insist on polishing ur "Firebolt" everyday.
 
37) When you don't get THAT card on Valentine's Day you insist that it's not because he/she doesn't like you but because muggle post is soo unreliable.
 
38) You insist that muggle post is ALWAYS unreliable - which it is I might add!
 
39) You let your pet owl nip the muggle postman's hand-just to let him know how letters should REALLY be delivered.
 
41) You throw pieces of toast into a lake and wait for a giant squid to come to the surface
 
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