Lotr Songbook

[Asmiley]

this is where we take our fave songs and replace them with words that are LOTR related. It's sorta like the Gouald one except here it's LOTR. for example I've written one:

Tom Bombadil (to the tune of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

Verse 1:
In the land of Middle Earth,
Lived a man beneath the trees.
And he told us of his life, in the land of many trees.
So we went unto the sun till we found the forest green
And we lived beneath the trees with our Tom Bombadil.

Refrain:
We All Love our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil!
We All love our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil!

Verse 2:
And our friends are all abroad,
Many more of them live in the shire;
There’s a song he starts to sing.

(Elven interlude)
Refrain
We All Love our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil!
We All love our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil!
(Elven Interlude)

Verse 3:
As we live a life of ease! (A life of Ease!)
Every one of us (Everyone of us!) Has all we need!( All we need!)
Sky of blue,(Sky of Blue!) Tree of Green,(Tree of green!)
With our dear(With our dear!) Tom Bombadil! (Tom Bombadil! Ha-ha!)

Refrain
We All Love our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil!
We All love our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil, Our Tom Bombadil!

 

[ray gower]

LOL! :rolly2: :rolly2:

 

[Legolas]

very good! unfortunately my brain has fallen out of my ear so I can't think of anything.
:flash:

 

[Asmiley]

Oh no! my songbook has nothing? do I need to gett mishy?

 

[Jessa]

indeed you do asmiley

 

[Asmiley]

Well then I 'll do my best...

 

[skoon]

OK to 'Home home on the range"...it takes some of the words from the dirty versin of Home home on the rang:

Far far from the Shire
Where the orc & the Nazgul sit
Where seldom is heard, A good word
'Cause you're always stepping in the troll ****

 

[Asmiley]

a bit rough but it worked... thanks skoon.

 

[Dave]

How's about 'Band of Gold'?

Now that you're gone
All that's left of my Band of Gold
All that's left are the dreams I hold
Band of Gold
And the memories of what Power could be
If you were still here with me

You took me from the shelter of the Shire
I have never known or loved another
We touched after Bilbo's party
That night on our honeymoon
We stayed in separate rooms

I wait in the darkness of my lonely room
Filled with sadness filled with gloom
Hoping soon
That you'll walk back through that door
And take me like you tried before

Now that you're gone
All that's left is a Band of Gold
All that's left are the dreams I hold
Band of Gold

And memories of what Power could be
If you were still here with me

Don't you know that I wait
In the darkness of my lonely room
Filled with sadness filled with gloom
Hoping soon
That you'll walk back through that door
And take me like you tried before

Since you've been gone
All that's left is a Band of Gold
All that's left are the dreams I hold
Band of gold
And the memories of what Power could be
If you were still here with me

I wait in the darkness of my lonely room
Filled with sadness filled with gloom
Hoping soon
That you'll walk back through that door
And take me like you tried before

 

[Dave]

Up where we belong

Who knows of the One Ring
In a world, few men survive
All I know is the way I feel
When it's real, I keep it alive

The road is long, there are mountains in your way
But we climb a step every day

Sam lift us up where we belong, where the eagles cry
On a Mount Doom high
Sam lift us up where we belong, far from the Shire
We know, up where the clear winds blow

Sauron hangs on to used to be
Lives his Life, looking behind

All we have is here and now
The Grey Havens, out there to find

The road is long, there are mountains in our way,
But we climb them a step ev'ry day

Sam lift us up where we belong, where the eagles cry
On a Mount Doom high
Sam lift us up where we belong, far from the Shire
We know, up where the clear winds blow

Time goes by, no time to cry, life's you and I
A live today

Sam lift us up where we belong, where the eagles cry
On a Mount Doom high
Sam lift us up where we belong, far from the Shire
We know, where the clear winds blow

 

[Asmiley]

Oh thankyou! Thankyou! Bravo! Bravo! Encore Encore!

 

[wwesrvd]

MAYBE IN MY BOOK ASMILEY IS THE QUEEN OF MY UNIVERS:rolly2:
SO WHAT KIND OF SONGS ARE YOU PEEPS INTRESTED IN DOING?
YOU CAN CHANGE A LOT OF SONGS AROUND. LET ME KNOW OF A FEW? OK!

 

[wwesrvd]

ASMILEY, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO THIS IS IN HERE. JUST BY MY USERS NAME. AT LEAST I HOPE YOU DO!

 

[wwesrvd]

AINT NO MOUNTIN HIGH ENOUGH

AINT NO MOUNTIN HIGE ENOUGH.
AINT NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH TO KEEP ME FROM DESTRYING
THE RINGS.
HELP ME WITH THE NEXT PART?

 

[Dave]

Re: Help

Use this site: http://www.getlyrics.com/

Why are you SHOUTING?

 

[wwesrvd]

Sorry I did not realize i was shoting.
does everyone know asmiley. I sure
do. Ask me about that one?

 

[wwesrvd]

Asmiley needs to clean out her mail box, so all of us can reply to her. ok!

 

[Diamond9697]

*snickers* well, it's my first ever attempt at something like this so please...be kind...original is "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling

Pippen's Lament


So lately, been wondering
When we will stop to rest again
While we walk, I need food
To fight these nasty stomach pains
If Sauron's eye should fall
It would fall upon us all
Think between the panic and fear
Will there be another beer?

If I could, then I would,
I'd eat wherever we would go
Some more food, and more beer
I'd drink wherever we would go

And maybe, I'll find out
A way to get more pints someday
To eat more, to drink more
through the darkness that we face
If Sauron's eye should fall
It would fall upon us all
Then I hope there's someone out there who,
Can bring me one more beer!

If I could, then I would,
I'd eat wherever we would go
Some more food, and more beer
I'd drink wherever we would go

Runaway with my feet,
Runaway to my food,
Runaway to my beer,

I know now, just quite how,
My stomach and feet might still go on
In my thoughts and my mind,
I'll eat and drink for all of time

If I could, then I would,
I'd eat wherever we would go
Some more food, and more beer
I'd drink wherever we would go

If I could stop and rest
I'd eat wherever we would go
I wouldn't be such a pest
I'd drink wherever we would go

 

[Asmiley]

theat was great Dismaond!:wave:

here's my latest:

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

By Asmiley

On the first day of Christmas Asmiley Gave to me:
A hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the second day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the third day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Five golden rings!
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Six Dwarves a digging
Five golden rings!
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the Seventh day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Seven swans a sailing
Six Dwarves a digging
Five golden rings!
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Eight Elves a singing
Seven swans a sailing
Six Dwarves a digging
Five golden rings!
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Nine Hobbits dancing
Eight Elves a singing
Seven swans a sailing
Six Dwarves a digging
Five golden rings!
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Ten sautéed mushrooms
Nine Hobbits dancing
Eight Elves a singing
Seven swans a sailing
Six Dwarves a digging
Five golden rings!
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
Eleven gifts from Galadriel
Ten sautéed mushrooms
Nine Hobbits dancing
Eight Elves a singing
Seven swans a sailing
Six Dwarves a digging
Five golden rings!
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas Asmiley gave to me:
A great big LOTR PARTY!
Eleven gifts from Galadriel
Ten sautéed mushrooms
Nine Hobbits dancing
Eight Elves a singing
Seven swans a sailing
Six Dwarves a digging
Five golden rings!
Four calling horns
Three Elven rings
Two pints of eggnog
And a hobbit with a Mallorn tree

 

[FeedMeTV]

wow, that was excellent! I love these song threads, they're so much fun!