[size=+1]Star Trek episodes which will never happen[/size]
1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it hasencountered several times before.
2. The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists, whoare all perfectly fine.
3. The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden-like planet called Paradise,where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealedto be exactly as it seems.
4. The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform, which laterturns out to be a rather well-known old lifeform, wearing a silly hat.
5. The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a strange alien plague, forwhich the cure is found in the well-stocked sick-bay.
6. An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface tothe Enterprise's computer, only to find out that it has forgotten tobring the right leads.
7. A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as afaulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.
8. A power surge on the Bridge is fails to electrocute the user of a computerpanel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protectionfeature called a 'fuse'.
9. The Enterprise ferries an alien VIP from one place to another withoutserious incident.
10. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence whichdoes not put them on trial.
11. The Enterprise separates as soon as there is any danger.
12. The Enterprise gets involved in an enigmatic, stange, anddangerous situation, and there are no pesky aliens theycan blame it on in the end.
13. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence whichthey easily pacify by offering it some sweeties.
14. The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is insome way unconnected with the 20th century.
15. Somebody takes out a shuttle and it doesn't explode or crash.
16. A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, butfortunately some other ships in the area are able to deal withit to everyone's satisfaction.
17. The shields on the Enterprise stay up during a battle.
18. The Enterprise visits the Klingon Home World on a bright, sunny, day.
19. An attempt at undermining the Klingon-Federation alliance is discoveredwithout anyone noting that such an attempt, if successful, "would representa fundamental shift of power throughout the quadrant."
20. A major character spends the entire episode in the Holodeck without asingle malfunction trapping him/her there.
21. Picard hears the door chime and doesn't bother to say "Come."
22. Picard doesn't answer a suggestion with "Make it so"!
23. Picard walks up to the replicator and says, "Coke on ice."
24. Counsellor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious.
25. Mood rings come back in style, jeopardizing Counselor Troi's position.
26. Worf and Troi finally decide to get married, only to have Kate Pulaski showup and disrupt the wedding by shouting, "Did he read you love poetty?! Didhe serve you poisonous tea?! He's MINE!"
27. When Worf tells the bride officers that something is entering visual rangeno one says "On screen."
28. Worf actually gives another vessel more than 2 seconds to respondto one of the Enterprise's hails.
29. Worf kills Wesley by mistake in the holodeck, (pity this wasn't done in"Deja Vu" then we could have seen it 5 times without rewinding the tape.
30. Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmygit, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own agefor a change.
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31. Wesley saves the ship, the Federation, and the Universe as weknow it, and EVERYONE is grateful (including the Net.)
32. The warp engines start playing up a bit, but seem to sortthemselves out after a while without any intervention fromboy genius Wesley Crusher.
33. Wesley Crusher tries to upgrade the warp drive and they work better thanever.
34. Beverly Crusher manages to go through a whole episode without having a hotflush and getting breathless every time Picard is in the room.
35. Guinan forgets herself, and breaks into a stand up comedy routine.
36. Data falls in love with the replicator.
37. Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits,and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode.
38. The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advancedpeople which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet PrimeDirective.
39. An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell thetale.
40. Spock or Data is fired from his high-ranking position for notbeing able to understand the most basic nuances of about onein three sentences that anyone says to him.
41. Kirk's hair remaining consistent for more that 1 consecutive episode.
42. Kirk gets into a fistfight and doesn't rip his shirt.(Or even, Kirk DOESN'T get into a fistfight...)
43. Kirk doesn't end up kissing the troubled guest-female before she doesn'tsacrifice herself for him.
44. Scotty doesn't mention the laws of physics.
45. Spock isn't the only crew member not affected by new weapon/attack byalien race/etc!! due to his "darn green blood" or "bizarre Vulcanphysiology" and thus he cannot save the day.
46. The episode ends without Bones & Kirk laughing at Spock's inability tounderstand the joke, and he doesn't raise his eybrow.
