wheres she going to land?

[YOSSARIAN]

T need to add a G and some bling bling if he's gonna be G-Money like J.

I'm a young playa from the streets of STL and even I can't figure out what this means.

 

[Aegon the Unworthy]

Welcome to the "What the heck did Boaz mean" club.

We meet every thursday at a Shoneys in Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania and discuss his postings. Bring a protractor and a chlostomy bag.

Okay a handy Boaz translation slide-rule arrived in the mail the other day and let me see if it works...

Its either "Meet me in the basement for some sangria" or he meant the dwarf needs to kill a king if he wants as much street cred as Jaime......It cant really decide

 

[Boaz]

Take notice that I'm actually quoting myself... I could die happy now. Not that I wanna die now, you understand.

T need to add a G and some bling bling if he's gonna be G-Money like J.

If Tyrion indeed desires to become more like his elder brother, then by killing a King he'll change his Kinslayer title to Kingslayer (adding the G to Kinslayer) and by donning a golden nose (and mayhaps golden armor also) he'll be just like Jaime.

But yeah, the old Valyrian could be translated either as golden nose or sangria. Mmmmmm, sangria.

P.S. They have Shoney's in Wilkes-Barre? I thought Shoney's was south of the Mason-Dixon line. And is that where Kobe took Brandy before prom?

P.P.S. What is a chlostomy bag? Do you mean a colostomy bag? And why would Yoss need a colostomy bag? Yoss, do you want to tell us something?

P.P.P.S. When I lived in LA, I listened to evening radio. My favorite show was Conway and Steckler. Once a week they'd do a half hour call-in game segment called "What the Hell did Jesse Jackson say?" They'd play a five to ten second audio clip of Jesse Jackson and callers had to repeat exactly what Jesse said. It's always something to the effect of... (now to get the right effect you must say this with Jesse's accent as quickly as possible)... I, I, I, repeat that, repeat, the congruency of, of, of, of several factors by Congress, the con, the congruen, congruency of, of, of Congress keeps public school bugets low, low, low, very, very low.