Small Crackpot theory #427

[Knight of the Day]

Not one of the biggies but how about this?

The preview chapter for Tyrion in ADWD has him banging on about finding where whores go? Trying in vain to find his first wife.
Could GRRM possibly give old T a HAPPY Ending???????? ( cant see it myself)

How about the whore at the docks who will only sleep with a man after he WEDS her!!!!! Could this be TYs long lost wife fled westeros!

Marrying men then becoming there whore as happened with Tyrion

I can see it now running along the shore to each other, he jumps up into her arms and she carries him off into the sunset!


......of course knowing GRRm she will probably harbor all her anger towards Tyrion and kill him in some rather horrible manner as per the usual

 

[Koopa]

Uhm, no the sailors wife is w8 for her husband to come home after he left her and went of to ... (he is long dead now if what the prophesist/whoever it was who said something about it tells is true ----- if i remember correctly)

Tyrion never went off to anywhere, it was his wife who was chased off.
In any case she is not Tyrions long lost wife. It would be interesting and very cliché perhaps as well if we where to come across her and find out she was pregnant of tyrion's child before being chased off.

 

[Boaz]

KotD, interesting connection.

 

[YOSSARIAN]

There isn't a much of a reason to believe that Tysha would become a whore just to find Tyrion. Just because Tywin made her a "whore" for one night doesn't make her a whore for life. Tyrion's penchant for whoring didn't develop until after this incident and his reputation for it may not be known outside of specific circles within King's Landings or the nobility.

 

[TK-421]

Would be nice if Tyrion could settle down in the suburbs with his white picket fence and a whore (somehow I see him as a nice addition to the cast of Desperate Housewives) but unfortunately either Dany and/or his family will have a hand in his end...but oh what a spectacular end it will be, especially when he's burning King's Landing to the ground from the back of a dragon...

 

[Snagas Tender Blades]

what the hell will we all talk about once this series has ended?

 

[Boaz]

Ended? Ha! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this... Never believe an author when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

 

[Snagas Tender Blades]

oh god no! :O :O