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So...exactly as it says on the tin...what's your favourite Futurama quote? :D
 
I am rather partial to this one from Professer Farnsworth:

“Meet Amy Wong, my intern. I keep her around because she has the same bloodtype as me.”
And then, when the crew are about to take Amy on a mission:
“If there’s an accident, bring back the blood!”
 
Zapp Brannigan: Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the captain to go down with his ship. Kif: Why that's surprisingly noble of you, sir. Zapp Brannigan: No. It's noble of you, Kif! As of now, you're in command.
 
Ah Zap and Kiff. They do make a rather wonderful double-act.

Zap: Here we are Kiff, lost on an uncharted planet...
Kiff: It's not uncharted, you lost the chart.
 
Far and away my favourite...
Zap: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
 
Dr. Zoidberg: I'm going to cut him, right here, [pointing at Fry's throat] in the gonads!
Fry: [to the audience] Nobody correct him!
 
Bender: "Ah, comedy is dead as an art form. But tragedy? Now THAT's hilarious!"
 
Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?
Bender: Yes.
Bubblegum: Are you?
Bender: I mean, with time, my funk level could…
Bubblegum: Are you?!
Bender: No.
Bubblegum: Deal with it.
 
Fry: I have an idea.
Leela: I have a better one.
:D

And

Bender: Who are you, and why should I care?


I love Bender!! :D
 
(The Planet Express crew are attending the Miss Universe competition, an event stuffed to the gills with bizarre life-forms)

Fry: (Looking smug) Hey guys. I just made out with that radiator women from the radiator planet.
Leela: Fry, that’s a radiator.
Fry: Oh. Uh, is there a hospital with a burn unit within, say, ten seconds of here?
 
Amy: Bender, you should be more ashamed of yourself than usual.

Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
 
Dr. Zoidberg: I'm confused Fry. I'm feeling things I've never felt before. Is it love when you care about the female for reasons beyond mating?
Fry: Nope, must be some weird alien emotion.
 
Professor Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Professor Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
 
Winters_Sorrow said:
Far and away my favourite...
Zap: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Click to expand...

:D

Two other good ones...

From the Star Trek Episode

Leela: I didn't want to leave them either Fry but what are we supposed to do?
Fry: Well, usually on the show someone would come up with a complicated plan then explain it with a simple analogy.
Leela: Hmm. If we can reroute engine power through the primary weapons and reconfigure them to Melllvar's frequency that should overload his electro-quantum structure.
Bender: Like putting too much air in a ballon!

and as Bender is carrying Leela and and Fry out of Robot Hell.

BENDER: Don't worry, guys, I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me.
LEELA: Uh, do you think you could be just little less evil than that.
BENDER: I don't know. Do you think you could survive a 700ft fall?
 
Leela: You can't go to Omega 3. It's forbidden. I forbid you.


Fry: But we have to. The world needs Star Trek to give people hope for the future.


Leela: But it's set 800 years in the past.


Bender: Yeah, why is it so important you?


Fry: Because it... it taught me so much. Like, how you should accept people, whether
they be black, white, Klingon or even female...
 
(From the effiency drive episode where the gang have to retrieve Bender's personality data from Central Bureaucracy)

(Before)
"I am Bender, please insert girder."
(After)
"I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"
 
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