ASOIAF Slogans

[Boaz]

I liked the idea of the marketing genius of the SBADC (Stannis Baratheon Anit Defamation Cadre). Aegon mentioned this here.

http://www.chronicles-network.com/forum/9074-wolf-or-lion-dragon-or-stag-3.html

So I thought I'd add some more advertising slogans for the characters of ASOIAF. I'm an American, so some of thes may make little sense to my overseas brothers and sisters. Oh, I'm also probably older than many of you, so again many of these may not make sense.

Stannis: The Other Brother.

(Notice how that one plays on multiple levels. I'm so smart, sometimes I amaze myself. I am so smart, S M R T!)

Stannis: Would'nt you like to be a puppet, too? Be a puppet! Drink Dr. Puppet!

Robert: Obey your thirst!

Renly: Renly... The Freshmaker!

Tywin: Brilliant!

Catelyn: Keeps going and going and going...

Mance: The North! It's like a whole other country!

Thoros: R'hllor, it does a body good!

Cersei: Where's the beef?

Lyssa and young Robert: Live in your world, play in ours!

Brienne: Can you hear me now?

Bronn: Just do it.

Bronn: How do you spell relief? B R O N N.

Dany: Fly the friendly skies.

Dany: You've come a long way, baby.

Gregor: An army of one.

Sansa: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Hot Pie: Nothin says lovin like somethin from the oven.

Biter: Brienne. It's what's for dinner.

Tyrion: Yo quiero Shae.

Ben Plumm: See what brown can do for you.

 

[Aegon the Unworthy]

Clever Boazie....very clever.....I enjoyed.....and just for the record I will not claim the SADC...obviously thats a straight rip from the YADL.

And I think Stannis should be changed to

Stannis: The other, other brother (which makes it work on the same number of levels, speaks to the truth of Renlys popularity, and sadly takes a swipe at Stannis....all at the very same time)

Yo quiero Shae! hee hee.....

 

[Thoheeks Bili]

Arya- A horse, my kingdom for a horse!

The Hound would have music- woof, woof, woof.who let the dogs out?

Loras would to- I'm too sexy for your love.........

Tyrion too- short people got, short people got............

Jon also- Me, myself and I, follow me in the search for truth...........



Hahaha.......the possibilities are endless


My axe............quickly!

 

[BlueJimmie]

Thoros: R'hllor, it does a body good!

Well, the first couple of times maybe... after that, I dunno.

 

[Winters_Sorrow]

Brienne - look like a caterpillar, sting like a bee

Bran - you say legless like it's a bad thing

Robert - got guilt?

Theon - there's no place like home

Cersei - I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

Tyrion - who likes short shorts...

Sandor - I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Oh, and Thoheeks Bili - not another Robert Adams/Horseclans fan, are we?

 

[Faceless Woman]

I can't decide wether this is for Brinne, Cersei or the Starks, but "Who let the dogs out" has to be in there somewhere.

 

[Thoheeks Bili]

Sure am a Horseclans fan...hence the name.lol
Still need 5 books to complete the set, found em all, just have to order them!!!

My axe............quickly!

 

[Boaz]

Tyrion - who likes short shorts...

Man, oh man! That's funny! Though we are showing our ages by knowing that old advertising slogan.

 

[leoj826]

Vargo Hoat: Goat it's whats for dinner

 

[Thoheeks Bili]

Symion( sp? ) Silvertongue- Boil'em, mash'em, stick em in a stew.


My axe..............quickly!

 

[Weasel Soup]

Symion: What can brown do for you?

Thoros: The Freshmaker

The Hound: Sansa Sansa, Wanta a Sansa

 

[Young stormlord]

Rob's soldiers: Folowing the leader, the leader, where ever...

 

[Aegon the Unworthy]

The Hound: Sansa Sansa, Wanta a Sansa

Hee, my wife (a latin herself) absolutely loathes those Fanta commercials.

"Why do my people not wear clothes? Are they poor? Honey lets donate some clothing to these Fanta people.....they must be cold"

 

[Boaz]

<Boaz holds up sign.>

"Will work for clothes."

 

[Aegon the Unworthy]

That explains why those Fanta girls have no clothes....theyve been dancing salaciously (and scatily clad as well)to collect clothing to avoid a bigger sin against your divinty of choice.....a naked Boaz

 

[Thoheeks Bili]

PLEASE! I'm sure that someone, somewhere finds the idea of Boaz naked.................divine, BUT this is a chat page and visuals like that are not to be promoted!

My Axe............quickly!