Creative rhyming

[Talysia]

At a rather astonishing pace.


There once was a Monkey of Ice
Who thought that the Chronicles was nice

 

[Pyan]

But after each post
he'd pause for some toast

 

[Talysia]

Twas a most unusual vice.

Anyone else want a go? Or should I start another?

 

[Pyan]

I'll have a go - I seem to be stuck on middle lines at the moment!

Our Lenny's a comical bird
He tries to get in the last word..

 

[Talysia]

And from over the din
You'll always hear him... (Sorry it doesn't technically rhyme)

 

[Pyan]

(assonance, Talysia, assonance!)


Making comments and keeping things stirr'd!



Kitera's a nervous wee thing
An angel who's wrapped in a wing...

 

[Pyan]

Oi, Talysia! Wake up!

 

[Talysia]

Eh? Oops! Sorry!


But she always speaks brightly
and she talks so politely...

 

[Pyan]

I do think that she oughta sing!

You want (oops) to start the next one?

 

[The Ace]

And makes our lives go with a zing.

SS and her wonderful pup
Will always cheer us up

Sorry Pyan ,simultaneous posts again.

 

[Talysia]

You want (oops) to start the next one?

Ace beat me to start the next one!

And so with a bright smile,
every once in a while,

 

[Pyan]

Pheebs quietly pees in Len's cup!


A lit'rary giant, j.d
decided to drop in for tea...

 

[Lenny]

Saw a hole in the roof
And exclaimed "Strewth!"

 

[Pyan]

I wonder who did that? HOOPYYYY!

You starting one, Lenny? Watch the metre....

 

[Lenny]

Hmmmm...

There was a machine called Booracket
Who'd give you a cake if you asked it

 

[Pyan]

But as Harpo once said
"It won't give you bread...

 

[Lenny]

But in sweet things well, nothing can match it.


Which reminds me of a Valentine's limerick I wrote last year.

 

[Pyan]

Well, go on then! Don't leave us in suspense!

 

[Lenny]

Oh! OK.

*clears throat*

There once was a young girl from Sweden.
Who gave me the love I was needin'.
I told her my name,
We kissed in the rain,
Then I found out she was a man.

 

[Pyan]

LOL! Like it!!