Creative rhyming

[Zubi-Ondo]

If not to only know what they're heading toward

To meet with new life, new worlds, our interstellar neighbors

(Is that Dum-dee Dum-dee-Dum enough?)

 

[Urlik]

dilating time so the years feel like hours

as they cross the gulf of the insterstellar void

 

[Interference]

A tiny man with cycle pump employed

Inflates his tiny ego just a tad

 

[Urlik]

but he soon realises that it's just a fad

and the importance of the ego is second to the id

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

And when his ego goes unchecked he really flips his lid

And rants at all the lonely people just trying to make their way

 

[Moonbat]

to Elanor Rigby's for a Indian Take away
But Elanor left all the rice in the church

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Meanwhile Father MacKenzie's on his podium perch

But his audience is off on a Magical Mystery Tour

 

[Interference]

With someone named Pepper who liked their coiffeur

So much he had to take them home

 

[Urlik]

with only a short stop-over in Rome

to visit the Forum and check all is still there

 

[chrispenycate]

With its total decorum, and carnivorous chair
But, on his arrival, he found himsel trapped

 

[Urlik]

as he sat in the chair and his nethers were snapped.
digested by furniture, oh hideous fate

 

[Interference]

Or nasty predicament at any rate.

Then, flooring the furniture with a swift kick,

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Then standing up quickly, he slipped on a Bic

Lying on the floor in tears, he said "I haven't seen one of those in years!"

 

[Urlik]

it's just as I thought, it confirms all my fears
disposable items have planned an uprising

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

They've been at it for years, do you think it surprising?

We'll need a hero with sneakers and a sister named Janet

 

[Urlik]

so to World of Leather (that furniture planet)
nip their plan in the bud, cut them off at the source

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Or, we go side saddle into the past of course

and make it so that disposables were opposable

 

[chrispenycate]

And laws were imposable on pop stars exposable
(and frequently poseable) and smoked themselves hoarse

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

We can dispose of the disposables with nuclear force

Pop stars are expendable, and not terribly dependable

 

[Interference]

With thumbs merely posing as opposible when feasible

They present no defence 'gainst a sensibly-evolved rhesus