Creative rhyming

[Zubi-Ondo]

What a coincidence, Rhesus are the topic of my Thesis

And what will they do when confronted with Reeses peanut butter cups.

 

[Moonbat]

they will dodge, jab, move and hit 'em with an upper cut
then Gouge! They like a bit of Reese Eye Killing

 

[Interference]

Looking something like a young Steve Reeves filling

His Superman suit, before Chris Reeve took the mantle

 

[chrispenycate]

but appearance is moot, when a true cognisant'll
judge by actions alone, not theatrical tone,

 

[Urlik]

so be sure of your words, especially by phone

as they can be taped for later playback

 

[dustinzgirl]

This isn't sf/f but while coming up with dissertation titles:

E-business employee empowerment, efficacy, and effectiveness.

LOL. Say that ten time fast.

 

[chrispenycate]

Phone co. employee for electron disposal "Stay back
I'll defuse it's deffectiveness, debug its recording,

 

[Urlik]

and take other measures to halt wordy hoarding
bus is this enough? is this stitch in time?

 

[Interference]

Enshuldigen sie mir, bitte, aber ich denke "nein"

The stitch unravels in time to the Bolero

(apologies for extremely rusty German )

 

[Moonbat]

danced by a pharaoh in a old sombrero,
not many can dance like an egyptian

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Nor do they goofily fit the description

of pop girl bands by the name of "The Bangles"









(goofily?)

 

[Interference]

Being slightly more male in their shapes and their angles

The proof of the pudding is proofily proffered


(proofily??)

 

[chrispenycate]

(better that than 'poofily')

And rights for performing are rapidly coffered
For three birds in the hand are worth many to Bush

 

[Urlik]

so drag out the proverbs as shove comes to push
and follow the lords of the Egyptian dance

 

[chrispenycate]

And for all that affords him, to be gripped in trance
So we won't look ascance as the trip the light measure

 

[The Mummer]

Stand back and take time, this moment to treasure

For all too swiftly the memory fades

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

I agree, but not for Bush and his aides

They can't walk like Egyptians or balance a budget

 

[dustinzgirl]

The sky clouds poofed wildly,
As the earth clods poofily.

(Na, I think I like poofily the best.)

 

[Urlik]

the urban skyline lies upon buildings roofily
red tiles, grey slates and flat roofs of bitumen

 

[chrispenycate]

With enough different styles to make you want to spit. You men
Just can't choose one architectutal theme,