GiantGreenBean
Science fiction fantasy
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Who's Who in the Magical Hilarious Sploot Kingdom....
Character descriptions!
Name: Bloomeelia Glowdentissa
Occupation: Sorceress
Age: 15
Species: Humanoid Cat
Best Friends: Prophet Snudd, Jumple, Zync, Snib Jet, Zoobly, Mooshy etc.
Worst Enemies: King Wooshy, Vale, Wanewel, Prince Jaribadorm, the Blobs
and mostly Queen Proprella the 2nd (a finicky moof
who tends to order her around)
Usually seen wearing: Green cape with blue shirt
Has a magic wand named: SWOOSHY!!!!!!!!!
Has another magic wand named: Sneeble Geeble
Has another magic wand named: Joe MagicTanna
Lives/dwells in: Wooshy Woods
Has Mastered: 12 different martial arts (same ammount as Zync, Jumple, Vale and Prophet Snudd)
Was Once: Queen of Nebula Nile/Cheerleader for the Trimbulene Treadmills
Bloomeelia is a hilarious friendly cautiously care free cretin banishing artichoke craving
arguably crazy cat sorceress that lives in Wooshy Woods on the western peninsula of
the Sploot Kingdom. She has a reputation
of being clever and somewhat (SOMEWHAT)
intelligent, yet she often gets kidnapped by the bad guys due
to her tendency to pick fights with them, her moronic big mouth,
or because she calls them "cretins". Bloomeelia is extremely adventurous, overly self-
confident enjoys collecting crystals, climbing mountains, performing magic, using oracles, transforming "cretins" into
walking talking croutons, and also seems to have a fascination with capes and oddly enough,
green eyeshadow. Bloomeelia has a severe problem
with sleep-walking and almost got herself eaten by
a dragon because of it. Bloomeelia is a wise cracker, yet when she's being
serious she often sounds more hilarious, due to her misrepresentations of sayings, expressions,
and phrases, such as "You can make lemonade out of lemons, but you can't make croutons
out of cretins!". Bloomeelia enjoys collecting pets on her travels through the Sploot
Kingdom, usually accompanied by Mooshy, Snudd's pet cat, who seems to be related to Bloomeelia.
Two of her main pets include two Gloppers, one named Gabloovious and the other named
Grizwald both of whom travel into parralel universes when she's off exploring. Bloomeelia's
parents were captured by Zasher and Jafistaward long ago and sealed away on a distant planet.
After that she was raised by the ruler of Wooshy Woods, Queen Proprlella, but ran away
to build her own house, after deciding that Proprella was a cretin. Later, she was finally
kidnapped by Zasher's wife Wanewel, who used a magic potion that turned Bloomeelia into
sassy mouthed underling appropriately named Gloomeelia, who tried to transform everyone
into the Sploot Kingdom into a SNIBB. Zync and Jumple got her back into her senses, but
since those events she developed quite the temper. Since then, anyone she didn't like (and
even folks she did like) were to be labeled the name of "cretin". This name derived from
the fact that Bloomeelia was tormented by giant one eyed real life creatures called cretins at a young
age, they tried to extract her powers and use them to take over the kingdom with the help
of a dragon named KrazSkull. After spyruling into a deep dark depression,
she gained the opporotunity to save the Sploot Kingdom with Zync, when Jumple was transformed
into a fish out of water.
Bloomeelia then gained quite the reputation as a heroine throughout the Sploot Kingdom,started
helping Earnest Endeavor fix broken inventions, and
began aiding Zync and Jumple in many adventures to defeat dragons and evil wizards. Zync began
to become immensely annoyed by Bloomeelia, Jumple
became fascinated with her magic powers, and
Mooshy considered her a friendly rival. Over time, after spying on Bloomeelia, Jumple discovered
she was the member of a group known as the Wooshy Woods Wizardry WareHouse, and finally found
out why she often wore an alligator suit. Jumple is a fox cub, the royal messenger of the Sploot Kingdom. Bloomeelia is often
described as "the lemon of Jumple's eye". Jumple also made a vow to help Bloomeelia find her parents.
Bloomeelia's Superhero Forms:
Invisible Cretin (wears red T-shirt and black cape)
Action Kitty (wears green jumpsuit and purple cape)
Secret Agent Bloomeelia (wears black jumpsuit)
Bloomeelia's Literary Works:
The Artichokes of Avalon
Why History is Eternal
How to Quit using Catnip in Ten Easy Steps
Catnip: How to Stop
Dead Cretins Tell no Tales
How To tell if you or your friend is a cretin
Character descriptions!
Name: Bloomeelia Glowdentissa
Occupation: Sorceress
Age: 15
Species: Humanoid Cat
Best Friends: Prophet Snudd, Jumple, Zync, Snib Jet, Zoobly, Mooshy etc.
Worst Enemies: King Wooshy, Vale, Wanewel, Prince Jaribadorm, the Blobs
and mostly Queen Proprella the 2nd (a finicky moof
who tends to order her around)
Usually seen wearing: Green cape with blue shirt
Has a magic wand named: SWOOSHY!!!!!!!!!
Has another magic wand named: Sneeble Geeble
Has another magic wand named: Joe MagicTanna
Lives/dwells in: Wooshy Woods
Has Mastered: 12 different martial arts (same ammount as Zync, Jumple, Vale and Prophet Snudd)
Was Once: Queen of Nebula Nile/Cheerleader for the Trimbulene Treadmills
Bloomeelia is a hilarious friendly cautiously care free cretin banishing artichoke craving
arguably crazy cat sorceress that lives in Wooshy Woods on the western peninsula of
the Sploot Kingdom. She has a reputation
of being clever and somewhat (SOMEWHAT)
intelligent, yet she often gets kidnapped by the bad guys due
to her tendency to pick fights with them, her moronic big mouth,
or because she calls them "cretins". Bloomeelia is extremely adventurous, overly self-
confident enjoys collecting crystals, climbing mountains, performing magic, using oracles, transforming "cretins" into
walking talking croutons, and also seems to have a fascination with capes and oddly enough,
green eyeshadow. Bloomeelia has a severe problem
with sleep-walking and almost got herself eaten by
a dragon because of it. Bloomeelia is a wise cracker, yet when she's being
serious she often sounds more hilarious, due to her misrepresentations of sayings, expressions,
and phrases, such as "You can make lemonade out of lemons, but you can't make croutons
out of cretins!". Bloomeelia enjoys collecting pets on her travels through the Sploot
Kingdom, usually accompanied by Mooshy, Snudd's pet cat, who seems to be related to Bloomeelia.
Two of her main pets include two Gloppers, one named Gabloovious and the other named
Grizwald both of whom travel into parralel universes when she's off exploring. Bloomeelia's
parents were captured by Zasher and Jafistaward long ago and sealed away on a distant planet.
After that she was raised by the ruler of Wooshy Woods, Queen Proprlella, but ran away
to build her own house, after deciding that Proprella was a cretin. Later, she was finally
kidnapped by Zasher's wife Wanewel, who used a magic potion that turned Bloomeelia into
sassy mouthed underling appropriately named Gloomeelia, who tried to transform everyone
into the Sploot Kingdom into a SNIBB. Zync and Jumple got her back into her senses, but
since those events she developed quite the temper. Since then, anyone she didn't like (and
even folks she did like) were to be labeled the name of "cretin". This name derived from
the fact that Bloomeelia was tormented by giant one eyed real life creatures called cretins at a young
age, they tried to extract her powers and use them to take over the kingdom with the help
of a dragon named KrazSkull. After spyruling into a deep dark depression,
she gained the opporotunity to save the Sploot Kingdom with Zync, when Jumple was transformed
into a fish out of water.
Bloomeelia then gained quite the reputation as a heroine throughout the Sploot Kingdom,started
helping Earnest Endeavor fix broken inventions, and
began aiding Zync and Jumple in many adventures to defeat dragons and evil wizards. Zync began
to become immensely annoyed by Bloomeelia, Jumple
became fascinated with her magic powers, and
Mooshy considered her a friendly rival. Over time, after spying on Bloomeelia, Jumple discovered
she was the member of a group known as the Wooshy Woods Wizardry WareHouse, and finally found
out why she often wore an alligator suit. Jumple is a fox cub, the royal messenger of the Sploot Kingdom. Bloomeelia is often
described as "the lemon of Jumple's eye". Jumple also made a vow to help Bloomeelia find her parents.
Bloomeelia's Superhero Forms:
Invisible Cretin (wears red T-shirt and black cape)
Action Kitty (wears green jumpsuit and purple cape)
Secret Agent Bloomeelia (wears black jumpsuit)
Bloomeelia's Literary Works:
The Artichokes of Avalon
Why History is Eternal
How to Quit using Catnip in Ten Easy Steps
Catnip: How to Stop
Dead Cretins Tell no Tales
How To tell if you or your friend is a cretin
