Zadoc
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So, I just saw the new Highlander movie, "Highlander: The Source," and I have to say...
And before I say it, I would just like to mention that I am a really big fan of Highlander: The Series. I love the Highlander mythos and think it's great and compelling fantasy, with nearly limitless possibilities.
..."Highlander: The Source" is the absolute worst movie that I have ever seen. Much, much worse that Highlander 2.
I can't even begin to say how cheesy this film is. And it wasn't budget problems that killed this move - is was plot and writing. It's the worst written piece of crap that I have ever seen. Really, it's god-awful. I feel compelled to write a proper Highlander move myself.
I mean, I actually laughed out loud and the awfulness that is this movie.
I am completely let down by this. I have been looking forward to it for a long time now... and there's just so many things wrong with it.
I cannot believe that someone actually approved of this movie and allowed it to actually be made. I just can't believe it.
Whoever owns the rights to the Highlander franchise must be trying to kill it on purpose, because after this movie the franchise is deader than Anna Nicole Smith.
Okay, where to start...
The main bad guy is the gimp from Pulp Fiction with yellowish skin and worse one-liners than C3PO has in George Lucas film. Not only that, but the queer moves "really fast" and they made this futuristic effect by speeding up the film, which looks like shyte.
All of the characters are off base. Duncan MacLeod is for some reason wondering the streets in Lithuania because he's broken up over his mortal wife leaving him... like that's never happened before? Methos is a complete asshole, and Joe Dawson dies in a pointless manner about fifteen minutes in.
The movie doesn't explain jack. The world has fallen into chaos. How? Why? Who the **** knows! I guess that wasn't considered to be important to the plot.
The movie title, "The Source," indicates that the movie is about "The Source" of immortality. So, Ducan, Methos, and three other immortals who die rather easily quest for the source... When they find it the special effect is so horrid that I died laughing. But they don't explain what the source is.
MacLeod's girlfriend has visions about how to find the source - how? Why? Again, that must not be too important to the plot.
Dawson says that the Watcher organization has been almost completely destroyed and that most of them are dead. How? Why? Whofreakingcares, I guess.
The absolute worst part is when Jabba the Hut makes an appearance.
Aside from all that:
-Duncan MacLeod doesn't take a single head
-There are no flashbacks whatsoever
-There is only one quickening in the whole movie
-MacLeod becomes "the one" without being the last immortal
-Apparently MacLeod can now jump several stories down without being killed or even breaking a leg
Ya, I'll take lame flying skateboards, aliens, and Sean Connery any day of the week over this awful piece of complete and utter dung movie that has absolutely nothing to do with Highlander at all.
And before I say it, I would just like to mention that I am a really big fan of Highlander: The Series. I love the Highlander mythos and think it's great and compelling fantasy, with nearly limitless possibilities.
..."Highlander: The Source" is the absolute worst movie that I have ever seen. Much, much worse that Highlander 2.
I can't even begin to say how cheesy this film is. And it wasn't budget problems that killed this move - is was plot and writing. It's the worst written piece of crap that I have ever seen. Really, it's god-awful. I feel compelled to write a proper Highlander move myself.
I mean, I actually laughed out loud and the awfulness that is this movie.
I am completely let down by this. I have been looking forward to it for a long time now... and there's just so many things wrong with it.
I cannot believe that someone actually approved of this movie and allowed it to actually be made. I just can't believe it.
Whoever owns the rights to the Highlander franchise must be trying to kill it on purpose, because after this movie the franchise is deader than Anna Nicole Smith.
Okay, where to start...
The main bad guy is the gimp from Pulp Fiction with yellowish skin and worse one-liners than C3PO has in George Lucas film. Not only that, but the queer moves "really fast" and they made this futuristic effect by speeding up the film, which looks like shyte.
All of the characters are off base. Duncan MacLeod is for some reason wondering the streets in Lithuania because he's broken up over his mortal wife leaving him... like that's never happened before? Methos is a complete asshole, and Joe Dawson dies in a pointless manner about fifteen minutes in.
The movie doesn't explain jack. The world has fallen into chaos. How? Why? Who the **** knows! I guess that wasn't considered to be important to the plot.
The movie title, "The Source," indicates that the movie is about "The Source" of immortality. So, Ducan, Methos, and three other immortals who die rather easily quest for the source... When they find it the special effect is so horrid that I died laughing. But they don't explain what the source is.
MacLeod's girlfriend has visions about how to find the source - how? Why? Again, that must not be too important to the plot.
Dawson says that the Watcher organization has been almost completely destroyed and that most of them are dead. How? Why? Whofreakingcares, I guess.
The absolute worst part is when Jabba the Hut makes an appearance.
Aside from all that:
-Duncan MacLeod doesn't take a single head
-There are no flashbacks whatsoever
-There is only one quickening in the whole movie
-MacLeod becomes "the one" without being the last immortal
-Apparently MacLeod can now jump several stories down without being killed or even breaking a leg
Ya, I'll take lame flying skateboards, aliens, and Sean Connery any day of the week over this awful piece of complete and utter dung movie that has absolutely nothing to do with Highlander at all.