What is a Chaos Gamer?
A Chaos Gamer is a mature gamer who has a job and has a life that he likes. He seeks the stress relief of a group of friends joking laughing sharing problems and generally having a good time. Some call it boys night and some call it poker night. It’s more about the group dynamic than about the game we happen to be playing.
Who are we looking for? Our ideal candidate is somebody with a basic understanding of role playing who can bring a lot of interesting things to the table. He is smart, funny, and generally happy, likes to laugh and to be laughed at and puts family before anything else. He is a magician on the grill and can balance three beers on his nose while juggling bowling pins (?). He is great story teller with a vivid imagination who likes to entertain and to be entertained in return.
Here are some basic guidelines for any potential member of the group......
He is at least 21 years of age...
He owns shoes he can polish (not combat boots)...
He owns a suit (not of armor)...
He owns a tie and knows how to tie it...
He drinks or is tolerant of alcohol...
He smokes or tolerates cigars...
He thinks Star Wars and Serenity are way cooler than Star Trek and Stargate...
He can talk about things other than his old games and characters...
He can't quote the GURPS rule book and may not even know what GURPS stands for...
He thinks game rules are merely guidelines...
He has had coitus more than ten times with at least one willing live female human without paying for it...
He understands that we say “He” for a specific reason. This is “BOYS NIGHT” Sorry ladies...
If you are a convention-going, storm trooper armor-wearing, Simpsons comic book guy-like type of gamer, this is not the group for you. We are not looking for hard core gamers here. We are looking for new friends who are loyal and dependable, creative, and avid readers of fiction and fantasy.
One time event. Thursday, August 9, 7:00p. HobbyTownUSA 8041 Walnut Hill, Dallas, TX 75231
A Chaos Gamer is a mature gamer who has a job and has a life that he likes. He seeks the stress relief of a group of friends joking laughing sharing problems and generally having a good time. Some call it boys night and some call it poker night. It’s more about the group dynamic than about the game we happen to be playing.
Who are we looking for? Our ideal candidate is somebody with a basic understanding of role playing who can bring a lot of interesting things to the table. He is smart, funny, and generally happy, likes to laugh and to be laughed at and puts family before anything else. He is a magician on the grill and can balance three beers on his nose while juggling bowling pins (?). He is great story teller with a vivid imagination who likes to entertain and to be entertained in return.
Here are some basic guidelines for any potential member of the group......
He is at least 21 years of age...
He owns shoes he can polish (not combat boots)...
He owns a suit (not of armor)...
He owns a tie and knows how to tie it...
He drinks or is tolerant of alcohol...
He smokes or tolerates cigars...
He thinks Star Wars and Serenity are way cooler than Star Trek and Stargate...
He can talk about things other than his old games and characters...
He can't quote the GURPS rule book and may not even know what GURPS stands for...
He thinks game rules are merely guidelines...
He has had coitus more than ten times with at least one willing live female human without paying for it...
He understands that we say “He” for a specific reason. This is “BOYS NIGHT” Sorry ladies...
If you are a convention-going, storm trooper armor-wearing, Simpsons comic book guy-like type of gamer, this is not the group for you. We are not looking for hard core gamers here. We are looking for new friends who are loyal and dependable, creative, and avid readers of fiction and fantasy.
One time event. Thursday, August 9, 7:00p. HobbyTownUSA 8041 Walnut Hill, Dallas, TX 75231
