First off, I am a huuuuge bloodrayne fan. Any game with a chick who bites people and has big huge blades is totally up my alley.
I liked the first Bloodrayne, which most people didn't, and thats cool, but still, it was interesting to me.
Bloodrayne 2 made Rayne out to be a pansy girl. A sissy. A girl who couldn't even take down four pansy butt cowboys with bad teeth. An utter wimp. Now, if I set that aside, and I set aside the fact that Uwe Boll utterly trashed on wild west history (something I hold near and dear to my heart, love the wild west) and made really short scenes into really long ones for no other reason than to irk me, this movie is still exquisitely bad.
When the only good lines in the movie are "Leave it to and Irishman to bring a bottle to a gunfight" and "You can come play with my bible" There is a serious problem with the script. I mean, serious. My daughter writes stories all the time and she is 11 and could write a better script than this.
All that aside, the ONLY reasons to watch this movie are:
1. laugh at how bad it is.
2. be annoyed that Uwe Boll destroyed one of the most bad arsed beeches and turned her into a pansy
3. Watch the absolutely hilarious preacher's rant about the cost of salvation and forgiveness.
I love vampire flicks. I love wild west flicks. I've seen most of them made from black and white days on.
This movie is like a bad, and I mean very bad, combination of Oblivion, Young Guns, and Interview with a Vampire.
If Uwe Boll had an original idea in that movie, it was to combine all the great awesome flicks and make them into a pile of poop.
