Big ship– 2 excerpts

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Mad rose towards consciousness, and regretted it. It seemed that every single region on Earth, from one pole to the other, had its own ethanol-based poison, that everyone from Earth had brought a bottle of it, and that last night she had a glass of every one of them. If she needed a hair from each of these dogs, she’d have enough to knit a sweater.

Time to take the plunge.

“Lights to forty percent“. Had she? She was in her own sleeping compartment and, from the looks of the other occupants of the room, she most probably had. Another girl, and three males – this should at least get rid of her reputation as a strait-laced workaholic.

The other bodies were writhing around, trying to escape from the dim light, but it was ubiquitous, issuing from all surfaces. Sadistically, Mad turned on her comcentre, which reacted with a bright flash of blue light and cheerful warm-up chime before bringing up the list of people who wanted to get in touch with her.

The screen filled immediately, and the number showing how many other calls would not fit on started to resemble the distance to their destination. In metres. That must be more than the population of the solar system – but perhaps some of them had called twice.
Through the muffled protests of the tangle of guests, she made her way to the hygiene cubby. This already contained a body, visibly male and somewhat vomit spattered. She shoved it into the suction shower, set to ‘cold’, and used the other facility. A hot air dry, and she shoved him into the sleeping, apparently without ever having woken.

The living room contained four more, enlaced to the point that genders and origins were indistinguishable, and only the shades of the small portions of exposed skin suggested which limbs belonged to whom. When her brain started functioning again, it was going to be fun reviewing the automatic recordings.

Despite her head telling her the entire symphonic percussion section had taken up residence between her ears, she was feeling less miserable. After all, everybody else was in worse state than her, and she doubted any of them had been offered more drinks. The cooking alcove contained one more occupant, a female, peeled completely out of her stretch suit. And hugging, for some reason, the syncaf maker. There couldn’t be any more, could there? Putting off checking her storage cupboards until she’d broken her fast, Mad ordered an industrial-sized container of real Earth coffee, and a selection of a dozen breakfasts.

It was while she sucked on a bulb of hot brown fluid and attempted to convince some of the other sufferers against death as the optimal solution, that the assassin struck.

The celebration for passing the orbit of Pluto, and thus left the nest of the sun’s children, had rendered an already relaxed security service to a near coma. The massive precautions the programmed killer had taken were essentially irrelevant – he could probably have walked in carrying a Colt 45. (not that he’d have been able to loose more than one shot with it, allowing for the recoil in microgravity) But the weapon that had been concealed within his person was conceived against corporate security, near indetectable, and chosen to be the best adapted for its final environment. By specialists on Earth, obviously; the nearest thing the faller community had to a personality adjustor was a grief counsellor. There are jobs which only develop in a certain depth of intrigue, and faller society was simply not old enough to have developed them. The end joint of his right index finger had been replaced with an electrostatic accelerator, shooting tiny needles, whiskers of glass and crystallised virus, a non-contagious version that could only be transmitted this way. Sophisticated and difficult to detect, but developed for an earthly environment, by people who’d never been in micro gee.

He’d been programmed to kill, and die, in a variety of scenarios, but the ‘drunken orgy’ one had to be the favourite. His pattern recognition had been loaded with the best-known face in the solar system, targeted, and then suppressed under a layer of amnesia – and they’d even managed to teach him the language at the same time. The triggering had been sent the instant the news of the big party had reached Earth, but light took a certain time to arrive, and it was only now the human robot was closing in on his goal.

The chaos in the room, the smell, everything confirmed the prepared scenario. His arm shot out, and the end of his finger blew off, revealing a blue-glowing tube. Mad, seeing the glow, flung her arm across her face and twisted herself to one side, as far as she could with no real purchase.
It was then the pre-programming started to bug. It is assumed, in an orgy on Earth, that those involved would be unclad, or at least in costumes leaving considerable open space – with one exception, all here were wearing stretch suits, that left head, hands and genitals exposed, and whose super-conductive coils were specifically designed to stop charged particles. An electrostatically accelerated whisker looks very much like a charged particle. Secondly, a stream of tiny needles might seem recoilless in a gravity field, but here it started rotating him, pushing the beam off target.

But the main error was assuming that, hung over and apparently incapable of movement, the emergency-prone fallers would simply not react until it was already too late. A kick broke his wrist ( and incidentally Hans, the kicker’s toe), and spun him round so the deadly mist went out the door, and, as soon as he was aligned with the opening, another body forced him out. It didn’t matter; by now the supply of needles was exhausted, the virus was in his blood, it was assumed the operation was finished.

“Tourniquet*!“ Mad’s natural authority started asserting itself as soon as the crisis had cooled down a few degrees.

“Are you sure that’s a good idea? It could be very damaging to cut off the circulation.“

“I’d cut off the arm if I could, and freeze it, but we’re not equipped for that here. That’s Earth technology, who knows what poison they’ll have used? While you’re about it, get a tourniquet on him; we just might be able to get some information out of him, though I doubt he knows anything. Call the medical services to get us all to treatment as fast as possible, and forensics to find out as much as possible and clean the poison out…“
 
Rajit turned his head, and surveyed the face next to his,not an unpleasant endeavour. They were lying on the floor – yes, lying, although together they wouldn’t weigh a hundred grams, water could now be poured, and objects were migrating towards the “down“ surface – soon the acrobatics they had performed last night would require moving much nearer the axis.

He felt his interest stir at this thought, and grinned*; not bad for an old man.
A wift of side thought, and he sub-vocalised “manufacturing furniture, especially mattresses, shelves“ The low growl was enough to stimulate an eye to open, to swivel to find him, and the corner of a mouth to turn up. Presumably, the action was repeated on the other half of a face, so he pulled himself over to find out.

“Hmf, have we got time*? No, wait, I’ve something to tell you first, I meant to last night, but somehow we got side tracked“

“And front tracked, and, if I remember, backtracked. But I didn’t notice my seal complaining. But what could be more important than this?“

Celia pushed herself into the air, rotating until they were face to face, then thrust out an arm to stop.

In two days, on the fourth, I’m going into the everglades spar for a new stretch suit, and a skin tone makeover, and thought you might like to book the two days with me“
He pondered. The idea of Seal without sealskin was very enticing, and it wouldn’t do his skin any harm to breath. But she was still talking.

“This period coincides, not accidentally, with my fertility peak, which I have no intention of suppressing“

He literally hit the ceiling, setting the two of them rotating every which way. Getting themselves aligned for polite conversation rather than addressing other portions of each other’s anatomy gave him time to control his thoughts a little.

“For Murphy’s sake, woman, you’re the age of my daughter. And – well, I don’t know anything about…“

“Your daughter who is now carrying your second grandchild, I believe? I’ve got a couple of years on her. And do you seriously think she’d complain*?“

“Her*? She’d be cheering us on and suggesting positions we could try. No, this is not about her, but us“

“Which is why I’ve sprung it on you like this. If you’d had more time, you’d have found a way to back out. It’s not as if I expected you to move in with me, or Paul to call you ‘daddy’ – I could use an artificial placenta and never miss a day of work, and you could visit whenever was convenient.

Perhaps we should invite Mad to join us? No, if the two Singhs stopped pedalling, the universe would surely grind to a halt“

“So I’m to move all business that can’t be conducted in the nude away from the fourth and fifth, right. But if my sperm is still viable, not as tired and worn out as the rest of me, I want to see her grow up not discover her the way I did Mad. Perhaps we should consider a bigger place“

“Day after tomorrow it is then; I’m dying to find out where else you’re ticklish. We’ll worry about the rest when we see how that turns out. But there are still a few minutes before I need to be behind my terminal – what were you thinking of doing when you woke me up?“

What the computer thought of the next series of sub-vocalised commands was not recorded.
 
Nice, Chris, pretty funny. I found some parts hard to understand, but then again, I find everything hard to understand.

Where am I?!
 
Hard to understand because I use strange words or concepts, or because of sentences with too many subordinate clauses? Not that I'm promising to make it any easier, mind you. I know I should be attributing more of my dialogue, and I'm trying (it's fairly easy to add an occasional "said Ranjit", I just don't like what it does to the flow)
But it definitely appears that more people reply to my dragons than my more natural high tech. (Sighs)
 
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